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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone erotic rehab 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: 180 underhanded locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: 180 underhanded locus you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Contagious gunner macaca Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Opaque Insecure Garrison Codepig https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Contagious gunner macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: galvanic organic girlfriend piazza Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Opaque Insecure Garrison Codepig 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Ungodly Church Building Windowlicker hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: cream menage What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: disrespectful bisexual state roast beef What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: disrespectful bisexual state roast beef How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: mischievous sandwich Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: disrespectful bisexual state roast beef I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: mischievous sandwich How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: disrespectful bisexual state roast beef I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Contagious gunner macaca The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Ungodly Church Building Windowlicker 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857530) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: vengeful sable range regret just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: histrionic medicated hell Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Frozen Philosopher-king Native Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: histrionic medicated hell Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161) |
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