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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
wow MODS
mewling wrinkle indian lodge
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Slippery goal in life
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
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Insane casino
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Slippery goal in life
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Slippery goal in life
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
mewling wrinkle indian lodge
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
cracking sneaky criminal
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
aggressive philosopher-king
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
laughsome coral bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
aggressive philosopher-king
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
laughsome coral bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
laughsome coral bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
vibrant marketing idea antidepressant drug
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
laughsome coral bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
vibrant marketing idea antidepressant drug
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Emerald Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
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Indigo Set Ratface
  06/13/25
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cracking sneaky criminal
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  07/08/25
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Smoky Church Building
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Emerald Striped Hyena
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: mewling wrinkle indian lodge

wow MODS

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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Slippery goal in life

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Insane casino



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Slippery goal in life

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Slippery goal in life

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: mewling wrinkle indian lodge

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: cracking sneaky criminal

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome coral bawdyhouse

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: laughsome coral bawdyhouse

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome coral bawdyhouse

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: vibrant marketing idea antidepressant drug

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: laughsome coral bawdyhouse

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: vibrant marketing idea antidepressant drug

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Indigo Set Ratface



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: cracking sneaky criminal



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Smoky Church Building



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2],#49081449)