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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Hyperactive heady macaca
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
lilac menage crotch
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
hairraiser school
  12/11/14
...
Offensive factory reset button
  12/11/14
...
adulterous hospital quadroon
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
bateful indecent elastic band
  08/17/20
...
Flatulent Racy Location
  12/12/14
jesus
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
...
Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
iridescent lascivious theater
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
irradiated flirting point coffee pot
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Hyperactive heady macaca
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
irradiated flirting point coffee pot
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
disgusting church stock car
  12/11/14
:(
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
180
Amber Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
...
Motley nudist headpube theatre
  06/04/17
...
Light Kitty
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Fragrant fanboi circlehead
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Brilliant casino
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Rusted organic girlfriend becky
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
adulterous hospital quadroon
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
At-the-ready State Jew
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
adulterous hospital quadroon
  12/11/14
lol
At-the-ready State Jew
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
beady-eyed alcoholic gay wizard
  12/11/14
...
effete pocket flask personal credit line
  06/04/17
...
Silver low-t meetinghouse ceo
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Dashing Doctorate Senate
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
fantasy-prone arousing cruise ship gaping
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Self-absorbed toilet seat round eye
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
razzle-dazzle pit death wish
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Hyperactive heady macaca
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Spectacular stage
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
stimulating coiffed weed whacker
  12/11/14
...
Self-absorbed toilet seat round eye
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
?
dun institution
  12/11/14
...
Olive Alpha
  12/11/14
the departing
hairraiser school
  12/11/14
...
chocolate dilemma
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Supple haunting parlour scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
...
Bisexual Locale
  09/15/17
180
Vibrant misanthropic faggotry immigrant
  12/11/14
...
dark forum
  12/11/14
...
Offensive factory reset button
  12/11/14
...
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  06/04/17
...
Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
hairraiser school
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Hyperactive heady macaca
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
Stirring kitchen
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Aquamarine mischievous chapel
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
mentally impaired potus
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
rambunctious kitty cat
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
histrionic boistinker corner
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
aphrodisiac mildly autistic idiot
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
adulterous hospital quadroon
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
Pls post
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
White Tanning Salon
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
White Tanning Salon
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
White Tanning Salon
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Boyish coral business firm
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
Multi-colored Resort
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
fuck
rambunctious kitty cat
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
oh my god
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Nofapping office
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
White Tanning Salon
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
dun institution
  12/11/14
...
abnormal frozen shitlib
  02/11/16
...
cordovan nowag
  12/11/14
...
Fragrant fanboi circlehead
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Godawful appetizing mexican stead
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Seedy gunner stag film
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
Godawful appetizing mexican stead
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
Godawful appetizing mexican stead
  12/11/14
lol
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Godawful appetizing mexican stead
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
...
At-the-ready State Jew
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
effete pocket flask personal credit line
  12/11/14
lol
dark forum
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Submissive half-breed
  12/13/14
...
Black set incel
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
dun institution
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Aquamarine mischievous chapel
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
...
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Soul-stirring brass clown
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
bull headed chad laser beams
  12/13/14
fuck
At-the-ready State Jew
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Ultramarine halford generalized bond
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life
  12/11/14
oh dear
disgusting church stock car
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
trip aqua area
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
copper adventurous plaza
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
pearly buck-toothed cuck
  12/11/14
95%
Razzle dog poop prole
  12/12/14
:(
Spruce cracking range
  12/12/14
holy shit
swollen mahogany lodge
  12/12/14
...
Hyperactive heady macaca
  02/11/16
JFC
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
At-the-ready State Jew
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Aquamarine mischievous chapel
  12/11/14
...
adulterous hospital quadroon
  12/11/14
...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Aquamarine mischievous chapel
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
7
Godawful appetizing mexican stead
  12/11/14
:(
abnormal frozen shitlib
  01/22/15
invalid link
Metal Burgundy Sanctuary Party Of The First Part
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
maniacal native voyeur
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Exhilarant Really Tough Guy
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
beady-eyed alcoholic gay wizard
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Exhilarant Really Tough Guy
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Supple haunting parlour scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
primrose rehab
  12/11/14
...
Cream comical partner shrine
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
primrose rehab
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Godawful appetizing mexican stead
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Vivacious police squad
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Curious unhinged foreskin
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Tripping feces
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night
  12/11/14
stfu PN
dun institution
  12/11/14
120 :(
Spruce cracking range
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Clear University Goyim
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life
  12/11/14
...
swollen mahogany lodge
  12/12/14
...
Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
bull headed chad laser beams
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
Multi-colored Resort
  12/11/14
...
180 kink-friendly legend house
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Olive Alpha
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Odious Piazza
  12/12/14
...
bull headed chad laser beams
  12/13/14
...
swollen mahogany lodge
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
bull headed chad laser beams
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Hyperactive heady macaca
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Clear University Goyim
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
charcoal titillating newt national security agency
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Chartreuse regret
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
contagious den
  12/11/14
lmao
sexy exciting pisswyrm station
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Shivering sienna locus
  12/12/14
...
turquoise marvelous whorehouse
  12/12/14
...
bull headed chad laser beams
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
Stirring kitchen
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Concupiscible Insane Toaster
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy turdskin
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Ultramarine halford generalized bond
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Peach diverse home brethren
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Honey-headed Demanding Base Azn
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Cream comical partner shrine
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Pink community account
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
excitant scarlet gaming laptop juggernaut
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Black set incel
  12/11/14
...
Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
violent temple windowlicker
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
frisky bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
agreed
Black set incel
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
ruddy church building
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
ruddy church building
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
cordovan nowag
  12/12/14
...
ruddy church building
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
bull headed chad laser beams
  12/13/14
ty
ruddy church building
  12/13/14
...
Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/13/14
this is great
swashbuckling nibblets
  12/13/14
...
Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/13/14
...
big international law enforcement agency affirmative action
  12/12/14
...
bull headed chad laser beams
  12/13/14
...
ruddy church building
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
mauve mediation
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
iridescent lascivious theater
  12/11/14
...
Multi-colored Resort
  12/11/14
...
Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/11/14
harsh
Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife
  12/11/14
...
Shivering sienna locus
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Cerebral glassy site
  12/11/14
lolol
Razzle dog poop prole
  12/12/14
...
Offensive factory reset button
  12/11/14
jfc
duck-like wagecucks theater stage
  12/12/14
...
flushed thriller step-uncle's house
  12/12/14
...
big international law enforcement agency affirmative action
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
sadistic ladyboy faggot firefighter
  12/12/14
...
180 kink-friendly legend house
  12/12/14
still
Costumed hell
  12/12/14
...
swollen mahogany lodge
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
bull headed chad laser beams
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/13/14
fuck
provocative bistre parlor black woman
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
histrionic boistinker corner
  12/13/14
...
Canary pea-brained old irish cottage stain
  12/22/14
...
chocolate dilemma
  01/23/15
...
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Pink community account
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
sadistic ladyboy faggot firefighter
  12/12/14
jfc 180
wonderful selfie
  12/12/14
...
Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/12/14
...
stimulating coiffed weed whacker
  12/12/14
padded as usual
ruddy church building
  12/12/14
...
swollen mahogany lodge
  01/22/15
...
chocolate dilemma
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
hairraiser school
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
dun institution
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
beta depressive
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
vermilion antidepressant drug ticket booth
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
sadistic ladyboy faggot firefighter
  12/22/14
Sick
Olive Alpha
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
hairraiser school
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
vermilion antidepressant drug ticket booth
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
iridescent lascivious theater
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Disrespectful Lavender Trailer Park Sound Barrier
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
bull headed chad laser beams
  01/22/15
...
Aromatic Flesh Nursing Home Private Investor
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
free-loading center filthpig
  01/23/15
uvt actually
swashbuckling nibblets
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Hyperactive heady macaca
  01/23/15
...
free-loading center filthpig
  01/23/15
brutal
hairraiser school
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Hyperactive heady macaca
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
flushed thriller step-uncle's house
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
abnormal frozen shitlib
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
laughsome yapping market
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Hyperactive heady macaca
  09/15/17
...
azure electric indian lodge
  04/25/15
:(
swollen mahogany lodge
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
swollen mahogany lodge
  02/11/16
:(
abnormal frozen shitlib
  02/11/16
...
Galvanic Bespoke Preventive Strike
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
Drab Vigorous Boiling Water
  06/04/17
...
Motley nudist headpube theatre
  08/02/17
...
maroon spot persian
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Bisexual Locale
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Hyperactive heady macaca
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Bisexual Locale
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
maroon spot persian
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
sapphire crawly hall mood
  08/17/20
...
awkward library mother
  08/17/20
great bump
slate charismatic public bath
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: lilac menage crotch

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: hairraiser school

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Offensive factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: adulterous hospital quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: bateful indecent elastic band

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Flatulent Racy Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious police squad

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Vivacious police squad

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious theater

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: irradiated flirting point coffee pot

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated flirting point coffee pot

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: disgusting church stock car

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Amber Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Motley nudist headpube theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Light Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Fragrant fanboi circlehead

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Brilliant casino

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Rusted organic girlfriend becky

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: adulterous hospital quadroon

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: At-the-ready State Jew

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: adulterous hospital quadroon

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready State Jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic gay wizard

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: effete pocket flask personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Silver low-t meetinghouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Dashing Doctorate Senate

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: fantasy-prone arousing cruise ship gaping

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed toilet seat round eye

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pit death wish

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Spectacular stage

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: stimulating coiffed weed whacker

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed toilet seat round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: dun institution

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Olive Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: hairraiser school

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: chocolate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Supple haunting parlour scourge upon the earth

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Bisexual Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic faggotry immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: dark forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Offensive factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: hairraiser school

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine mischievous chapel

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired potus

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: rambunctious kitty cat

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: histrionic boistinker corner

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mildly autistic idiot

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: adulterous hospital quadroon

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: White Tanning Salon

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: White Tanning Salon

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: White Tanning Salon

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Boyish coral business firm

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Resort

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: rambunctious kitty cat

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Nofapping office

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: White Tanning Salon

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: dun institution

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: abnormal frozen shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: cordovan nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Fragrant fanboi circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Godawful appetizing mexican stead

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Seedy gunner stag film

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Godawful appetizing mexican stead

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Godawful appetizing mexican stead

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Godawful appetizing mexican stead

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready State Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: effete pocket flask personal credit line

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: dark forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Submissive half-breed

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Black set incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: dun institution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine mischievous chapel

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring brass clown

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready State Jew

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine halford generalized bond

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: disgusting church stock car

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: trip aqua area

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: copper adventurous plaza

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: pearly buck-toothed cuck

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Razzle dog poop prole

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Spruce cracking range

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready State Jew

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine mischievous chapel

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: adulterous hospital quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine mischievous chapel

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Godawful appetizing mexican stead

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: abnormal frozen shitlib

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Metal Burgundy Sanctuary Party Of The First Part

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: maniacal native voyeur

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Really Tough Guy

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic gay wizard

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Really Tough Guy

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Supple haunting parlour scourge upon the earth

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: primrose rehab

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Cream comical partner shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: primrose rehab

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Godawful appetizing mexican stead

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Curious unhinged foreskin

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Tripping feces

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: talented cowardly dopamine queen of the night

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: dun institution

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Spruce cracking range

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Clear University Goyim

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate box office love of her life

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Resort

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly legend house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Olive Alpha

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Odious Piazza

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Clear University Goyim

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: charcoal titillating newt national security agency

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse regret

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: contagious den

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: sexy exciting pisswyrm station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Shivering sienna locus

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: turquoise marvelous whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Insane Toaster

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy turdskin

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine halford generalized bond

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Peach diverse home brethren

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Demanding Base Azn

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Cream comical partner shrine

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Pink community account

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: excitant scarlet gaming laptop juggernaut

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Black set incel

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Erotic Ebony Lay Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: violent temple windowlicker

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: frisky bawdyhouse

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Black set incel

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: ruddy church building

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: ruddy church building

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: cordovan nowag

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: ruddy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: ruddy church building

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling nibblets

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: big international law enforcement agency affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: ruddy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: mauve mediation

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious theater

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Floppy Crystalline Friendly Grandma Knife

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Shivering sienna locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Cerebral glassy site

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Razzle dog poop prole

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Offensive factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: duck-like wagecucks theater stage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: flushed thriller step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: big international law enforcement agency affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: sadistic ladyboy faggot firefighter

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly legend house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Costumed hell

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: provocative bistre parlor black woman

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: histrionic boistinker corner

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Canary pea-brained old irish cottage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: chocolate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Pink community account

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: sadistic ladyboy faggot firefighter

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: wonderful selfie

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: stimulating coiffed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: ruddy church building

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: chocolate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: hairraiser school

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: dun institution

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: beta depressive

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: vermilion antidepressant drug ticket booth

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: sadistic ladyboy faggot firefighter

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Olive Alpha

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: hairraiser school

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: vermilion antidepressant drug ticket booth

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious theater

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Disrespectful Lavender Trailer Park Sound Barrier

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: bull headed chad laser beams

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Aromatic Flesh Nursing Home Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: free-loading center filthpig

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling nibblets

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: free-loading center filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: hairraiser school

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: flushed thriller step-uncle's house

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: abnormal frozen shitlib

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: laughsome yapping market

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: azure electric indian lodge



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: swollen mahogany lodge

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: abnormal frozen shitlib

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Galvanic Bespoke Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Drab Vigorous Boiling Water

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Motley nudist headpube theatre



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: maroon spot persian



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Bisexual Locale

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive heady macaca

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Bisexual Locale

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: maroon spot persian

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: sapphire crawly hall mood

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: awkward library mother



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: slate charismatic public bath

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768609)