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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
avocado center mental disorder
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
avocado center mental disorder
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
flickering motley box office
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
flickering motley box office
  09/10/24
Same
ruby irradiated locus alpha
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
flickering motley box office
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
flickering motley box office
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan
  09/10/24
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avocado center mental disorder
  09/10/24
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glittery carnelian bbw
  09/10/24
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Amber floppy patrolman
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
avocado center mental disorder
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Mildly Autistic Hairy Legs
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
exciting dopamine step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
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hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan
  09/10/24
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exhilarant dark mood
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
flickering motley box office
  09/10/24
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lemon whorehouse
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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zombie-like clown boistinker
  10/07/24
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zombie-like clown boistinker
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
kink-friendly crotch
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
adulterous hunting ground
  11/26/24
1800000
Massive startled dog poop point
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: avocado center mental disorder

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: avocado center mental disorder

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: flickering motley box office

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: flickering motley box office

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: ruby irradiated locus alpha

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: flickering motley box office

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: flickering motley box office

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: avocado center mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: glittery carnelian bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Amber floppy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: avocado center mental disorder

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Hairy Legs

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: exciting dopamine step-uncle's house

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: exhilarant dark mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: flickering motley box office

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: lemon whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: zombie-like clown boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: zombie-like clown boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly crotch

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating cumskin coldplay fan

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: adulterous hunting ground

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Massive startled dog poop point

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#49736580)