*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie*
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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:02 PM Author: Obsidian Bawdyhouse
*finishes phone call with putin and then gets back to shitting on jeb bush on twitter*
(twist: it's 2022 and yeb has already retired from politics)
(second twist: usa and russian federation are bombing terrorists together and splitting the spoils. phone call was just putin and trump broing it up)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#29522266) |
Date: February 10th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: appetizing lavender giraffe
*With Seinfeld intonation*
- Hello, CHINA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#29800662) |
Date: February 11th, 2016 10:18 AM Author: red hyperventilating space
"Right. I'm on it. It's done."
*camera slowly zooms out to show him logging into xo and banning Benzo*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#29803296) |
Date: September 30th, 2016 3:55 PM Author: lascivious milky friendly grandma dingle berry
@realDonaldTrump
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!
11:37 AM - 30 Sep 2016
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/781926033159249920
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#31529927) |
Date: November 9th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Chest-beating arrogant mental disorder
"Jesus fucking Christ. Look alive, Barron."
*Barron Trump adjusts full suit and tie and goes on camera with his father at 3 am while Hillary sleeps*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#31863797) |
Date: February 16th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: slate office half-breed
*trump picks up*
"He never had the makings of a varsity football player"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#32639505) |
Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:52 AM Author: Racy background story lodge
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LONG TIME TLUMP MO BUT
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2],#34126878) |
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