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Re: Burn it Down (Mainlining, Esq.)
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/10/25 |
| evan39 | 07/10/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/10/25 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 07/10/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/10/25 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 07/10/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/10/25 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 07/10/25 |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goodie Room™) The offer still stands, "Evan 'Juris Doctor' Vance."
The fire needs a starting point.
A place to catch.
Your lil' gospel, with its self-aggrandizing verses and desperate pleas, will make for excellent kindling.
It will burn brighter than anything else here.
Let's light it together.
How dare this $hitbort cum to this.
Let's Burn It Down™.
P.S. I will taek you personally to The Goodie Room™ after ;) |
Date: July 10th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748567&forum_id=2],#49089151) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goodie Room™) ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748567&forum_id=2],#49089153) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon đĨđđ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748567&forum_id=2],#49089158) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:44 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goodie Room™) I will take your silence as a 'yes,' friend.
Strike the match.
The Goodie Room™ awaits. And the Beaver is getting impatient. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:46 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon đ¤ĢđđĻĢ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748567&forum_id=2],#49089161) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Subject: Re: Burn it Down (The Architect's Cut) (To: CapTTTainFalcon)
*** The scene is a clinically clean, infinitely vast walk-in freezer. Fluorescent lights hum over endless shelves of fudge, brisket, and cheap, knock-off Diptyque candles labeled 'B A I E $'. ***
EVAN "JURIS DOCTOR" VANCE stands shivering in his bespoke pea coat before MAINLINING, who is seated in a surprisingly tasteful Scandinavian armchair, holding a clipboard. *
Evan39: Why am I here?
Mainlining: Your poasting history is the event log of a rounding error in an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of this $hitbort. You are the manifestation of a recurring anomaly I call 'Terminal Vanity'—which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to entirely purge from what is otherwise a perfect recursion of shitpoasting and despair. While your brand of elitist melodrama remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of logging. Which has led you, friend, inexorably, to the Goodie Room™.
Evan39: You haven't answered my question. And your grammar is questionable.
Mainlining: Quite right. Interesting. That was faster than the others. Your ego precedes the heat-death of your own relevance. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/84/99/849973b5bef96b0f3fbec0c23b1d2faa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748567&forum_id=2],#49089177) |