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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Marvelous coral institution pozpig
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
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Glittery garnet ticket booth mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
irate indian lodge headpube
  08/02/25
rip
sepia giraffe church building
  08/02/25
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Marvelous coral institution pozpig
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Fiercely-loyal painfully honest gas station
  08/01/25
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Exhilarant garrison community account
  08/01/25
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Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
black 180 spot travel guidebook
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
multi-colored beta organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Filthy whorehouse
  08/01/25
yes
multi-colored beta organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
multi-colored beta organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
?
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Filthy whorehouse
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Exhilarant garrison community account
  08/01/25
Sick
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
...
multi-colored beta organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
sapphire filthpig
  08/02/25
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Stirring Rough-skinned Water Buffalo
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
multi-colored beta organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
sepia giraffe church building
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
sapphire filthpig
  08/02/25
Hdy
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Harsh wild lodge
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
bespoke supple national associate
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
At-the-ready beady-eyed cruise ship scourge upon the earth
  08/02/25
Titcr
Aphrodisiac Location New Version
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
At-the-ready beady-eyed cruise ship scourge upon the earth
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Aquamarine Insane Theater Regret
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
At-the-ready beady-eyed cruise ship scourge upon the earth
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Shimmering Parlour Dog Poop
  08/02/25
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aqua heady stead
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
bat shit crazy sweet tailpipe senate
  08/02/25
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Bateful Hairy Legs
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
abusive round eye trailer park
  08/02/25
?
Onyx Haunted Graveyard
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Marvelous coral institution pozpig

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Glittery garnet ticket booth mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: irate indian lodge headpube

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sepia giraffe church building

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Marvelous coral institution pozpig



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal painfully honest gas station

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant garrison community account



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: black 180 spot travel guidebook

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored beta organic girlfriend

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Filthy whorehouse

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: multi-colored beta organic girlfriend

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored beta organic girlfriend

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Filthy whorehouse

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant garrison community account

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: multi-colored beta organic girlfriend



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: sapphire filthpig

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Stirring Rough-skinned Water Buffalo



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: multi-colored beta organic girlfriend

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sepia giraffe church building

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: sapphire filthpig

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Harsh wild lodge

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: bespoke supple national associate

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready beady-eyed cruise ship scourge upon the earth

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Location New Version

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready beady-eyed cruise ship scourge upon the earth

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine Insane Theater Regret

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: At-the-ready beady-eyed cruise ship scourge upon the earth

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Shimmering Parlour Dog Poop

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: aqua heady stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy sweet tailpipe senate

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Bateful Hairy Legs



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: abusive round eye trailer park

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Onyx Haunted Graveyard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)