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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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adventurous chrome whorehouse
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
boyish pale cuckold
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
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adventurous chrome whorehouse
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Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Demanding razzmatazz step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  04/29/26
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brindle station
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
brindle station
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Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Appetizing degenerate idiot
  05/02/26
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Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Demanding razzmatazz step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
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passionate garrison
  04/29/26
180!
Appetizing degenerate idiot
  04/29/26
hell yeah
useless parlor
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Spectacular flushed theater stage
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Titillating Background Story Market
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Titillating Background Story Market
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
bull headed medicated antidepressant drug dysfunction
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Titillating Background Story Market
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Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
bull headed medicated antidepressant drug dysfunction
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Titillating Background Story Market
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The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
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180
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180. I love forklift cases
useless parlor
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How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
odious lay
  04/30/26
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odious lay
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Pink Cheese-eating Wagecucks Quadroon
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Titillating Background Story Market
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
adventurous chrome whorehouse
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Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
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Titillating Background Story Market
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Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
charismatic topaz trailer park kitty cat
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
congrats!
brindle station
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
turquoise doctorate casino
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180
Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
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Looking forward to this, ty
adventurous chrome whorehouse
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Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
charismatic topaz trailer park kitty cat
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal
  05/01/26
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Appetizing degenerate idiot
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: boyish pale cuckold

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: boyish pale cuckold

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: useless parlor



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Demanding razzmatazz step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Appetizing degenerate idiot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Drab community account



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: brindle station



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: brindle station

you forgot the WOC paralegal

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Appetizing degenerate idiot

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Demanding razzmatazz step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Appetizing degenerate idiot

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: useless parlor

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed theater stage

What happened to the pallets?

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating Background Story Market

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Titillating Background Story Market

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bull headed medicated antidepressant drug dysfunction

Post your closing argument text

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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Titillating Background Story Market

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: bull headed medicated antidepressant drug dysfunction

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Titillating Background Story Market

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: turquoise doctorate casino

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: useless parlor

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: canary concupiscible public bath



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: odious lay

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: odious lay



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Pink Cheese-eating Wagecucks Quadroon

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating Background Story Market

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Titillating Background Story Market



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: charismatic topaz trailer park kitty cat

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: brindle station

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: turquoise doctorate casino

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous chrome whorehouse

Looking forward to this, ty

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: charismatic topaz trailer park kitty cat

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Maize Son Of Senegal

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing degenerate idiot



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