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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: charcoal comical candlestick maker tank



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Lascivious athletic conference black woman



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: crawly awkward macaca



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: bateful library immigrant



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Bonkers cuckold



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Passionate Ivory Chad



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Claret Nofapping Dingle Berry Filthpig

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling site

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Swollen locale

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: autistic center

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Adventurous spruce plaza doctorate



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: House-broken elastic band

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Turquoise Shrine Regret

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: arousing underhanded potus



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky duck-like rigor gas station

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: purple corner reading party



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: exhilarant dun location legal warrant



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Boyish Shivering Locus

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: ultramarine menage lettuce

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: cocky lime affirmative action



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