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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
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  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Rebellious set pocket flask
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
topaz legal warrant
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke
  07/14/25
wut
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  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
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  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Filthy dilemma mexican
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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thriller balding space love of her life
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
thriller balding space love of her life
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: topaz legal warrant

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Address Azn

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: topaz legal warrant

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent international law enforcement agency lay

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Ticket Booth Place Of Business

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Splenetic mauve headpube son of senegal

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vengeful Partner Philosopher-king



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Light Wonderful Institution



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask

Lol I guess you had to try

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Filthy dilemma mexican



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Startling tan station doctorate

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent international law enforcement agency lay

jfc 180

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: mint trailer park genital piercing

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vengeful Partner Philosopher-king

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: topaz legal warrant

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Address Azn



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: topaz legal warrant

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: glittery gas station

wut

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Coral Range

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Filthy dilemma mexican



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: pontificating scarlet circlehead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Black Goyim Temple



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: brilliant electric furnace



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: electric ceo parlour



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling sound barrier half-breed

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Black Goyim Temple

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Ticket Booth Place Of Business



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Citrine stock car site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Light Wonderful Institution



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Vibrant frisky affirmative action goal in life



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Crimson stead really tough guy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: motley gaped tanning salon idiot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Citrine stock car site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life

we all have brother

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Filthy dilemma mexican



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Galvanic striped hyena

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: adulterous garrison



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: canary principal's office

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Filthy dilemma mexican

Good poast moniker synergy

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: adventurous sepia rehab

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: sick supple telephone school

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Laughsome corner elastic band

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Fluffy national feces

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: charcoal misunderstood state

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: stirring emerald dragon box office

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Startling tan station doctorate

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Blathering chestnut reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent international law enforcement agency lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Rebellious set pocket flask



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: thriller balding space love of her life

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly chest-beating yarmulke

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)