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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Salmon site trust fund
  07/17/22
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Vengeful Confused Nursing Home
  07/17/22
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Vibrant overrated university
  07/17/22
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Fragrant shrine pisswyrm
  07/18/22
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Salmon site trust fund
  09/29/22
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Salmon site trust fund
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Mauve home
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Mauve home
  01/07/23
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Fragrant shrine pisswyrm
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
mildly autistic field fanboi
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
mildly autistic field fanboi
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Greedy jade native gaping
  03/18/23
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Salmon site trust fund
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
mildly autistic field fanboi
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
autistic brindle heaven halford
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Dull private investor indian lodge
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Topaz skinny woman senate
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/23/24
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arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Seedy parlor
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Comical Patrolman Range
  09/28/24
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Salmon site trust fund
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
arousing toaster windowlicker
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
need tokens
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Salmon site trust fund

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Vengeful Confused Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Salmon site trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Salmon site trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Mauve home

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Mauve home

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: mildly autistic field fanboi

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: mildly autistic field fanboi

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Greedy jade native gaping

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Salmon site trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic field fanboi

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: autistic brindle heaven halford

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Dull private investor indian lodge

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Topaz skinny woman senate

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Seedy parlor

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman Range

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Salmon site trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: arousing toaster windowlicker

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: need tokens

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49932244)