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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Azure low-t mood
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Cordovan Contagious Boltzmann Sandwich
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Azure low-t mood
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Cordovan Contagious Boltzmann Sandwich
  05/01/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
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Dashing Umber Wrinkle
  04/29/26
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Azure low-t mood
  04/29/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
concupiscible lavender garrison corn cake
  04/29/26
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aggressive internal respiration
  04/29/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
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Ocher heady stead boistinker
  04/30/26
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geriatric mewling sanctuary legal warrant
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
geriatric mewling sanctuary legal warrant
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
aggressive internal respiration
  05/02/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Azure low-t mood
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
concupiscible lavender garrison corn cake
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Azure low-t mood
  04/29/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  04/29/26
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Blathering Athletic Conference Indirect Expression
  04/29/26
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mauve headpube party of the first part
  04/29/26
180!
aggressive internal respiration
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Dashing Umber Wrinkle
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Azure low-t mood
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
ruby vibrant principal's office pervert
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Azure low-t mood
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Glittery translucent space
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Azure low-t mood
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Glittery translucent space
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Azure low-t mood
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Hot spot hairy legs
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Azure low-t mood
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Glittery translucent space
  05/01/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Hot spot hairy legs
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Glittery translucent space
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
180
Blathering Athletic Conference Indirect Expression
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Dashing Umber Wrinkle
  05/01/26
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Big-titted lilac den
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Irradiated snowy turdskin twinkling uncleanness
  04/30/26
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Irradiated snowy turdskin twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
at-the-ready prole
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Azure low-t mood
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Glittery translucent space
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Azure low-t mood
  05/01/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
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Glittery translucent space
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
wild mint background story center
  05/01/26
Shalom.
violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
congrats!
geriatric mewling sanctuary legal warrant
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Blathering Athletic Conference Indirect Expression
  05/01/26
180
violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Azure low-t mood
  05/01/26
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violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
wild mint background story center
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
violet coiffed address skinny woman
  05/01/26
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aggressive internal respiration
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Boltzmann Sandwich

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Boltzmann Sandwich

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dashing Umber Wrinkle



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: concupiscible lavender garrison corn cake

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: aggressive internal respiration



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Ocher heady stead boistinker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: geriatric mewling sanctuary legal warrant



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: geriatric mewling sanctuary legal warrant

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: aggressive internal respiration

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: concupiscible lavender garrison corn cake

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Blathering Athletic Conference Indirect Expression



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: mauve headpube party of the first part



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: aggressive internal respiration

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Dashing Umber Wrinkle

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: ruby vibrant principal's office pervert

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery translucent space

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery translucent space

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Hot spot hairy legs

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Glittery translucent space

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Hot spot hairy legs

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Glittery translucent space

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Blathering Athletic Conference Indirect Expression

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Dashing Umber Wrinkle

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Big-titted lilac den



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Irradiated snowy turdskin twinkling uncleanness

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Irradiated snowy turdskin twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready prole

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Glittery translucent space

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Glittery translucent space



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: wild mint background story center

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: geriatric mewling sanctuary legal warrant

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Blathering Athletic Conference Indirect Expression

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Azure low-t mood

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: wild mint background story center

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: violet coiffed address skinny woman

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: aggressive internal respiration



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