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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Greedy pozpig crotch
  07/17/22
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cream swashbuckling puppy french chef
  07/17/22
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Carnelian Mildly Autistic Clown
  07/17/22
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Drab mediation
  07/18/22
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Greedy pozpig crotch
  09/29/22
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Greedy pozpig crotch
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
slate kitchen fat ankles
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
slate kitchen fat ankles
  01/07/23
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Drab mediation
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
stirring crawly keepsake machete
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
stirring crawly keepsake machete
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Laughsome nursing home
  03/18/23
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Greedy pozpig crotch
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
stirring crawly keepsake machete
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
high-end onyx organic girlfriend
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
gold half-breed
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Tantric School
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/23/24
...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Exciting frisky trump supporter
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Fear-inspiring Center Wrinkle
  09/28/24
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Greedy pozpig crotch
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Snowy Provocative Crackhouse
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Greedy pozpig crotch

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: cream swashbuckling puppy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Carnelian Mildly Autistic Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Drab mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Greedy pozpig crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Greedy pozpig crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: slate kitchen fat ankles

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: slate kitchen fat ankles

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Drab mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: stirring crawly keepsake machete

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: stirring crawly keepsake machete

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Laughsome nursing home

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Greedy pozpig crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: stirring crawly keepsake machete

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: high-end onyx organic girlfriend

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: gold half-breed

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Tantric School

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Exciting frisky trump supporter

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Center Wrinkle

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Greedy pozpig crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Snowy Provocative Crackhouse

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49932244)