What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Frozen harsh wrinkle pit | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 04/01/26 | | Flesh Mediation | 04/01/26 | | Frozen harsh wrinkle pit | 03/31/26 | | Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter Sex Offender | 04/01/26 | | fishy windowlicker hominid | 04/01/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | cheese-eating crystalline corner | 04/01/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | filthy chrome dysfunction regret | 04/04/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | motley henna point | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | motley henna point | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Shimmering Racy Theatre Gaping | 03/31/26 | | motley henna point | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | Pearl elastic band legal warrant | 03/31/26 | | irradiated orange senate factory reset button | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 04/01/26 | | irradiated orange senate factory reset button | 04/02/26 | | Umber Public Bath Ratface | 03/31/26 | | fishy windowlicker hominid | 04/01/26 | | aphrodisiac karate hell | 04/01/26 | | bespoke insecure mother | 04/01/26 | | filthy chrome dysfunction regret | 04/04/26 | | idiotic ticket booth | 04/05/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | fishy windowlicker hominid | 03/31/26 | | Vigorous Copper House Macaca | 03/31/26 | | Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter Sex Offender | 04/01/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 04/01/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | mildly autistic adventurous jewess | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | smoky ape | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | Frozen harsh wrinkle pit | 03/31/26 | | Puce supple place of business juggernaut | 04/01/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 04/02/26 | | Shimmering Racy Theatre Gaping | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Aquamarine Charismatic Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter Sex Offender | 04/01/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 04/02/26 | | Aquamarine Charismatic Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen | 04/05/26 | | mildly autistic adventurous jewess | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | smoky ape | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | fishy windowlicker hominid | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | Lascivious Narrow-minded Sound Barrier | 04/01/26 | | razzle carnelian boiling water nursing home | 03/31/26 | | Flushed hairraiser temple internal respiration | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Flushed hairraiser temple internal respiration | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | Flushed hairraiser temple internal respiration | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | self-centered impertinent coffee pot | 04/01/26 | | Violet arrogant nowag degenerate | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 04/01/26 | | buff up-to-no-good volcanic crater generalized bond | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | buff up-to-no-good volcanic crater generalized bond | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | scarlet embarrassed to the bone plaza | 03/31/26 | | Ungodly Godawful Tanning Salon | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | buff up-to-no-good volcanic crater generalized bond | 03/31/26 | | fishy windowlicker hominid | 03/31/26 | | Peach garrison roast beef | 03/31/26 | | Cerise exciting potus | 03/31/26 | | Milky kitchen | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Odious Flatulent National Voyeur | 03/31/26 | | Flesh Mediation | 04/01/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter Sex Offender | 04/01/26 | | Hairless Stirring Hospital | 03/31/26 | | irradiated orange senate factory reset button | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | idiotic ticket booth | 04/05/26 | | Flesh Mediation | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Flesh Mediation | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Frozen harsh wrinkle pit | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Arousing site | 04/01/26 | | Frozen harsh wrinkle pit | 04/01/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 04/06/26 | | Violet arrogant nowag degenerate | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Mewling Marketing Idea Filthpig | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | Violet arrogant nowag degenerate | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | Cerise exciting potus | 03/31/26 | | ivory lay tattoo | 03/31/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | aphrodisiac karate hell | 04/01/26 | | Outnumbered Set Cuck | 03/31/26 | | sinister black brunch | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | self-centered impertinent coffee pot | 04/01/26 | | Indigo blathering faggotry hall | 04/10/26 | | sienna location | 03/31/26 | | Sooty piazza | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | fishy windowlicker hominid | 03/31/26 | | razzle carnelian boiling water nursing home | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Bistre beady-eyed knife | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | ivory lay tattoo | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 04/01/26 | | Duck-like lodge | 03/31/26 | | buff up-to-no-good volcanic crater generalized bond | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 04/01/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | slimy translucent prole national security agency | 04/01/26 | | Rose Geriatric Doctorate | 03/31/26 | | Vigorous Copper House Macaca | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Rose Geriatric Doctorate | 03/31/26 | | Bisexual green dragon business firm | 03/31/26 | | Indigo blathering faggotry hall | 04/10/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | Pearl elastic band legal warrant | 03/31/26 | | idiotic ticket booth | 04/05/26 | | federal passionate address azn | 03/31/26 | | Duck-like lodge | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Outnumbered Set Cuck | 03/31/26 | | buff up-to-no-good volcanic crater generalized bond | 03/31/26 | | Duck-like lodge | 04/01/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 04/01/26 | | Peach garrison roast beef | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 04/01/26 | | razzle carnelian boiling water nursing home | 03/31/26 | | out-of-control galvanic cuckoldry | 03/31/26 | | razzle carnelian boiling water nursing home | 03/31/26 | | Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter Sex Offender | 04/01/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 04/01/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | out-of-control galvanic cuckoldry | 04/03/26 | | slimy translucent prole national security agency | 04/01/26 | | Indigo blathering faggotry hall | 04/10/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | comical startling pistol | 03/31/26 | | Pearl elastic band legal warrant | 03/31/26 | | stimulating free-loading parlor ceo | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Odious Flatulent National Voyeur | 03/31/26 | | Violet arrogant nowag degenerate | 03/31/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | Onyx Stage | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 04/01/26 | | Dun French Field Partner | 04/01/26 | | Plum twinkling uncleanness | 04/01/26 | | purple provocative heaven | 04/01/26 | | mind-boggling misunderstood mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | ivory lay tattoo | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | nubile casino | 03/31/26 | | nubile casino | 03/31/26 | | transparent beta trailer park indirect expression | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | bateful violent deer antler | 04/03/26 | | Awkward fragrant half-breed | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | Coral gas station persian | 03/31/26 | | indecent sandwich son of senegal | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | big-titted dilemma | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | razzle-dazzle azure box office turdskin | 03/31/26 | | Hairless Stirring Hospital | 03/31/26 | | Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter Sex Offender | 04/01/26 | | Sooty piazza | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | honey-headed cerebral bawdyhouse | 04/03/26 | | Fiercely-loyal blood rage | 03/31/26 | | Pearl elastic band legal warrant | 03/31/26 | | house-broken titillating famous landscape painting | 03/31/26 | | irradiated orange senate factory reset button | 03/31/26 | | nubile casino | 03/31/26 | | naked stead sweet tailpipe | 03/31/26 | | harold lauder | 04/20/26 | | naked stead sweet tailpipe | 03/31/26 | | ivory lay tattoo | 03/31/26 | | coiffed gaped abode | 03/31/26 | | naked stead sweet tailpipe | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Burgundy Concupiscible Native | 03/31/26 | | Judgmental thirsty telephone | 03/31/26 | | Frozen harsh wrinkle pit | 03/31/26 | | 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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: coiffed gaped abode
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Frozen harsh wrinkle pit
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Burgundy Concupiscible Native
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Flushed hairraiser temple internal respiration
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Violet arrogant nowag degenerate
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Coral gas station persian
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Mewling Marketing Idea Filthpig
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784132) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: sienna location
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Rose Geriatric Doctorate
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783964) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: Indigo blathering faggotry hall
To be fair,
MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.
Nice guy, IMO.
Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808204) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: indecent sandwich son of senegal
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784034) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal blood rage
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: naked stead sweet tailpipe
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: naked stead sweet tailpipe
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784794) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Umber Public Bath Ratface
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784849) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Lascivious Narrow-minded Sound Barrier
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: Mentally impaired jade lettuce french chef
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: purple provocative heaven
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: swashbuckling home hunting ground
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786107) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: aphrodisiac karate hell
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786230) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: big-titted dilemma
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: cheese-eating crystalline corner
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
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