What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Nudist chapel philosopher-king | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Nudist chapel philosopher-king | 04/01/26 | | awkward roast beef | 04/01/26 | | Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building | 03/31/26 | | heady chrome mood | 04/01/26 | | titillating fat ankles | 04/01/26 | | azure rigor cumskin | 04/01/26 | | Light sound barrier | 04/01/26 | | azure rigor cumskin | 04/01/26 | | Bat-shit-crazy crusty pisswyrm ticket booth | 04/04/26 | | walnut double fault halford | 03/31/26 | | Provocative very tactful indian lodge | 03/31/26 | | walnut double fault halford | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Provocative very tactful indian lodge | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Rambunctious Set Regret | 03/31/26 | | Provocative very tactful indian lodge | 03/31/26 | | Nudist chapel philosopher-king | 03/31/26 | | amber glittery base skinny woman | 03/31/26 | | Buff impertinent center | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | walnut double fault halford | 04/01/26 | | Buff impertinent center | 04/02/26 | | 180 brunch | 03/31/26 | | titillating fat ankles | 04/01/26 | | carmine effete codepig heaven | 04/01/26 | | Spruce market | 04/01/26 | | Bat-shit-crazy crusty pisswyrm ticket booth | 04/04/26 | | Stimulating ebony national incel | 04/05/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | titillating fat ankles | 03/31/26 | | Grizzly razzle-dazzle rehab | 03/31/26 | | heady chrome mood | 04/01/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 04/01/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | Fuchsia menage wrinkle | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | flickering sandwich | 03/31/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building | 03/31/26 | | ivory unholy stead background story | 04/01/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 04/02/26 | | Charismatic Rambunctious Set Regret | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Hairless drab gas station partner | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | azure rigor cumskin | 04/01/26 | | heady chrome mood | 04/01/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 04/02/26 | | Hairless drab gas station partner | 04/05/26 | | Fuchsia menage wrinkle | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine fluffy office | 03/31/26 | | flickering sandwich | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | titillating fat ankles | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | Slippery native friendly grandma | 04/01/26 | | curious public bath pervert | 03/31/26 | | Citrine Site | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Citrine Site | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | Citrine Site | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | walnut double fault halford | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant | 04/01/26 | | Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | walnut double fault halford | 04/01/26 | | Nofapping bonkers locus | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Nofapping bonkers locus | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine fluffy office | 03/31/26 | | snowy twisted indirect expression | 03/31/26 | | olive bbw | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | pungent odious half-breed | 03/31/26 | | Nofapping bonkers locus | 03/31/26 | | titillating fat ankles | 03/31/26 | | bearded harsh hissy fit karate | 03/31/26 | | Adventurous Plaza | 03/31/26 | | Claret church ceo | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine fluffy office | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Floppy outnumbered property | 03/31/26 | | awkward roast beef | 04/01/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | heady chrome mood | 04/01/26 | | Marvelous Athletic Conference Stag Film | 03/31/26 | | Buff impertinent center | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Stimulating ebony national incel | 04/05/26 | | awkward roast beef | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | awkward roast beef | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | beady-eyed mustard knife space | 04/01/26 | | Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building | 04/01/26 | | walnut double fault halford | 04/06/26 | | Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | brilliant university pozpig | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | brindle striped hyena | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/27/26 | | Nudist chapel philosopher-king | 03/31/26 | | Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine fluffy office | 03/31/26 | | Adventurous Plaza | 03/31/26 | | Vigorous den | 03/31/26 | | azure rigor cumskin | 04/01/26 | | carmine effete codepig heaven | 04/01/26 | | Ungodly filthpig | 03/31/26 | | Deranged keepsake machete sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | vermilion exhilarant theater | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant | 04/01/26 | | big toaster | 04/10/26 | | Diverse lodge nibblets | 03/31/26 | | ruddy coldplay fan | 03/31/26 | | massive fishy potus | 03/31/26 | | titillating fat ankles | 03/31/26 | | curious public bath pervert | 03/31/26 | | Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi | 03/31/26 | | Kink-friendly Place Of Business | 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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ultramarine fluffy office
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Citrine Site
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: vermilion exhilarant theater
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: brindle striped hyena
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Diverse lodge nibblets
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Electric trailer park
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783964) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: big toaster
To be fair,
MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.
Nice guy, IMO.
Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808204) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: pungent odious half-breed
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: swashbuckling institution
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Self-centered black woman cuck
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Self-centered black woman cuck
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784794) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: 180 brunch
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784849) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Slippery native friendly grandma
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: useless macaca lay
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: azure rigor cumskin
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Topaz corn cake house
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: carmine effete codepig heaven
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786230) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786452) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Light sound barrier
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787144) |
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