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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co i...
Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
  03/31/26
people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers....
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surf...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over ...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
Bitch was living life on easymode
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing&quo...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  04/01/26
lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped ...
awkward roast beef
  04/01/26
EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad w...
Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
  03/31/26
I had forgotten that re: Paulie Heidi Irvani's Big Embezz...
heady chrome mood
  04/01/26
*Lying bitch Brittan Heller
titillating fat ankles
  04/01/26
I knew shortporch IRL That's on my short list for kookies...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing'...
Light sound barrier
  04/01/26
spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts ...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
...
Bat-shit-crazy crusty pisswyrm ticket booth
  04/04/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
Provocative very tactful indian lodge
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
Provocative very tactful indian lodge
  03/31/26
How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
Charismatic Rambunctious Set Regret
  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
Provocative very tactful indian lodge
  03/31/26
AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and...
amber glittery base skinny woman
  03/31/26
I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, fa...
Buff impertinent center
  03/31/26
Thank you for your service
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
...
Buff impertinent center
  04/02/26
whoa
180 brunch
  03/31/26
180
titillating fat ankles
  04/01/26
...
carmine effete codepig heaven
  04/01/26
what was the anthony bourdain thing?
Spruce market
  04/01/26
...
Bat-shit-crazy crusty pisswyrm ticket booth
  04/04/26
...
Stimulating ebony national incel
  04/05/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
titillating fat ankles
  03/31/26
And her reading xo threads in her documentary
Grizzly razzle-dazzle rehab
  03/31/26
...
heady chrome mood
  04/01/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
...
Fuchsia menage wrinkle
  03/31/26
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brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
flickering sandwich
  03/31/26
posted a link to a scholar's summary above
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
...
Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
  03/31/26
That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian
ivory unholy stead background story
  04/01/26
...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  04/02/26
"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
Charismatic Rambunctious Set Regret
  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.
Hairless drab gas station partner
  03/31/26
You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
180
heady chrome mood
  04/01/26
deafening silence
brilliant university pozpig
  04/02/26
Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading. ...
Hairless drab gas station partner
  04/05/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
Fuchsia menage wrinkle
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
What is the Sonic Youth thing?
flickering sandwich
  03/31/26
He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
titillating fat ankles
  03/31/26
haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared w...
Slippery native friendly grandma
  04/01/26
are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
curious public bath pervert
  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
Citrine Site
  03/31/26
Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
Citrine Site
  03/31/26
subtle tt neg
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
Citrine Site
  03/31/26
haha yeah "like a"
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman
Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant
  04/01/26
claimed this?
Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
Nofapping bonkers locus
  03/31/26
Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
Nofapping bonkers locus
  03/31/26
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
...
snowy twisted indirect expression
  03/31/26
...
olive bbw
  03/31/26
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massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
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pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
...
Nofapping bonkers locus
  03/31/26
...
titillating fat ankles
  03/31/26
...
bearded harsh hissy fit karate
  03/31/26
"...but still, he slap"
Adventurous Plaza
  03/31/26
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Claret church ceo
  03/31/26
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Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
Floppy outnumbered property
  03/31/26
No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO
awkward roast beef
  04/01/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
...
heady chrome mood
  04/01/26
EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than ...
Marvelous Athletic Conference Stag Film
  03/31/26
There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least...
Buff impertinent center
  03/31/26
The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Pica...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Did he actually die?
Stimulating ebony national incel
  04/05/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
awkward roast beef
  03/31/26
Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
wtf explain
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lama...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doob...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their m...
awkward roast beef
  03/31/26
...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future W...
Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
  03/31/26
No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
JM prescient yet again
beady-eyed mustard knife space
  04/01/26
He’s an absolute oracle.
Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
  04/01/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/06/26
TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria
  03/31/26
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
...
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
brindle striped hyena
  03/31/26
It was “Persian” AHWIAB notoriously had a thing ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/27/26
:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
why did he disappear?
Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria
  03/31/26
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?
Adventurous Plaza
  03/31/26
don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing ...
Vigorous den
  03/31/26
it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
180
carmine effete codepig heaven
  04/01/26
My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
Ungodly filthpig
  03/31/26
watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
Deranged keepsake machete sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
yes :(
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
What is his first name if not flame
Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant
  04/01/26
To be fair, Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100...
big toaster
  04/10/26
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
Diverse lodge nibblets
  03/31/26
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
ruddy coldplay fan
  03/31/26
leave boom alone
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
titillating fat ankles
  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
curious public bath pervert
  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
Kink-friendly Place Of Business
  03/31/26
Unghhhh
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
subtle lisa rowe trolling
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than...
Vigorous den
  03/31/26
180
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
180!
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
bossy station
  03/31/26
...
Nofapping bonkers locus
  03/31/26
permanently grounded
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
...
Cowardly Mexican Juggernaut
  04/01/26
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
Electric trailer park
  03/31/26
...
Grizzly razzle-dazzle rehab
  03/31/26
I understand and wish to continue
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
Electric trailer park
  03/31/26
...
Lavender wagecucks
  03/31/26
...
big toaster
  04/10/26
...
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder ...
amber glittery base skinny woman
  03/31/26
Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he'...
Stimulating ebony national incel
  04/05/26
I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
lascivious duck-like piazza prole
  03/31/26
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
bossy station
  03/31/26
...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
Ungodly filthpig
  03/31/26
lol
Nofapping bonkers locus
  03/31/26
he would post updates about his career in money lending and ...
bossy station
  04/01/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
“Lending it all tonight”
bearded harsh hissy fit karate
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
curious public bath pervert
  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
Comical box office
  03/31/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&a...
curious public bath pervert
  03/31/26
...
heady chrome mood
  04/01/26
lol
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  04/01/26
I can personally confirm.
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
your post was on 4/1 that really wasn't mdh, right? mdh wa...
Comical box office
  04/03/26
...
Cowardly Mexican Juggernaut
  04/01/26
To be fair, MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got ...
big toaster
  04/10/26
I really like it here
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
DVP?
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the do...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
Violet school
  03/31/26
Oh, quite the opposite
amber glittery base skinny woman
  03/31/26
Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
talented carnelian fortuitous meteor parlor
  03/31/26
Doesn't sniff top 10
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
Floppy outnumbered property
  03/31/26
could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria
  03/31/26
a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
massive fishy potus
  03/31/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
appetizing jade kitty cat
  03/31/26
...
pungent odious half-breed
  04/01/26
I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for th...
buck-toothed canary parlour jap
  04/01/26
they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender
massive fishy potus
  04/01/26
I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benz...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
clear cruise ship
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
180 Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never ...
Vigorous den
  03/31/26
probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage lock...
flatulent galvanic range jew
  03/31/26
https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-...
flatulent galvanic range jew
  03/31/26
Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?
Fantasy-prone Filthy Tank
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
...
Brass Yarmulke Clown
  04/03/26
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled S...
navy contagious psychic circlehead
  03/31/26
(dork)
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably under...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general th...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
woah cr fartman tp
vermilion exhilarant theater
  03/31/26
...
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
I just farted
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  03/31/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  03/31/26
AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of ...
Marvelous Athletic Conference Stag Film
  03/31/26
180 work. Fuck Fertick
heady chrome mood
  04/01/26
Leiter/Tubgirl
ruddy coldplay fan
  03/31/26
Describe in detail please
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubg...
Henna lettuce
  04/03/26
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this lis...
swashbuckling institution
  03/31/26
Did someone frame him with Mexicans?
amber glittery base skinny woman
  03/31/26
No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut&rd...
Godawful Kitchen
  03/31/26
...
Buff impertinent center
  03/31/26
By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-new...
flatulent galvanic range jew
  03/31/26
...
Self-centered black woman cuck
  03/31/26
not just getting shot but the article about it completely di...
Judgmental personal credit line
  04/20/26
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting a...
Self-centered black woman cuck
  03/31/26
I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got...
Vigorous den
  03/31/26
did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing? she ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  03/31/26
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happe...
Self-centered black woman cuck
  03/31/26
doobs posted the dick pic
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
reddened pisswyrm?
ultramarine fluffy office
  03/31/26
...
brilliant university pozpig
  03/31/26
It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”
Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building
  03/31/26
...
Hairless drab gas station partner
  03/31/26
...
titillating fat ankles
  04/01/26
...
massive fishy potus
  04/01/26
180
walnut double fault halford
  04/02/26
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with...
Brass Yarmulke Clown
  04/03/26
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people -johnsm...
180 brunch
  03/31/26
The Colonel!
titillating fat ankles
  04/01/26
...
180 brunch
  04/01/26
that dude who was living/working right where shit was poppin...
Fantasy-prone Filthy Tank
  03/31/26
...
Self-centered black woman cuck
  03/31/26
...
pungent odious half-breed
  03/31/26
...
180 brunch
  03/31/26
BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!
titillating fat ankles
  04/01/26
...
Passionate area
  04/01/26
I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.
Mind-boggling Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter
  04/02/26
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisi...
Slippery native friendly grandma
  04/01/26
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of th...
useless macaca lay
  04/01/26
Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up i...
Offensive Orange Puppy
  04/01/26
Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and b...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatar...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. Th...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
Lol no
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
Those were really fun days. I cant believe the fraud invo...
Fantasy-prone Filthy Tank
  04/03/26
Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main ev...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  04/01/26
not top 10, but it was a great thread
Comical box office
  04/01/26
cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph
curious public bath pervert
  04/01/26
i loved that thread
swashbuckling institution
  04/01/26
not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as som...
heady chrome mood
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Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo'...
azure rigor cumskin
  04/01/26
Remember BoomJoe's outing?
heady chrome mood
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You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious
Citrine Site
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I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Credito...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
wait, this isn't a community account?
Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria
  04/02/26
we have a style guide.
azure rigor cumskin
  04/03/26
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade...
Topaz corn cake house
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What was guacgate? Great list otherwise
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
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It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the ...
Topaz corn cake house
  04/01/26
tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask ...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
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180 If I had to guess it’s about the “one wei...
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  04/01/26
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Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
Tyty 🐶 “What would Chesterton poast if he were a...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-ex...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poa...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
Cr fren
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
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walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  04/01/26
🤯🤯🤯
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
Justice delayed is justice denied
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream Ask a Mormon was GOAT
carmine effete codepig heaven
  04/01/26
Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.
titillating fat ankles
  04/01/26
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a ...
Nudist chapel philosopher-king
  04/01/26
Farisa's Crossing being released
Ungodly filthpig
  04/01/26
...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten wort...
Light sound barrier
  04/01/26
I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. B...
Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/01/26
...
walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too
blue idiotic business firm candlestick maker
  04/02/26
Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime
Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant
  04/04/26
I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl...
Adventurous Plaza
  04/01/26
A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millio...
Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant
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walnut double fault halford
  04/01/26
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  04/01/26
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  04/02/26
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  04/03/26
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brilliant university pozpig
  04/03/26
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Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi
  04/03/26
randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't se...
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  04/03/26
"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my p...
vermilion exhilarant theater
  04/06/26
Bebe and his war against HLS
wonderful cobalt multi-billionaire liquid oxygen
  04/03/26
180
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  04/03/26
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  04/03/26
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  04/26/26
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  04/26/26


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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building

Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.

XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers

Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world

Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association

Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784241)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.

if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784284)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784316)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784324)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Bitch was living life on easymode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784373)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: awkward roast beef

lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785781)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building

EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!

Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784353)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: heady chrome mood

I had forgotten that re: Paulie

Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785752)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: titillating fat ankles

*Lying bitch Brittan Heller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785761)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

I knew shortporch IRL

That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785728)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Light sound barrier

taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787108)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787111)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty pisswyrm ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794594)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Provocative very tactful indian lodge

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Provocative very tactful indian lodge

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Rambunctious Set Regret

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Provocative very tactful indian lodge

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: amber glittery base skinny woman

So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784470)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Buff impertinent center

I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784583)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784623)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786930)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Buff impertinent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790408)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: 180 brunch

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784903)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: titillating fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785318)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: carmine effete codepig heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786223)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Spruce market

what was the anthony bourdain thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785470)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty pisswyrm ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794710)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Stimulating ebony national incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783957)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Grizzly razzle-dazzle rehab

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783971)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: heady chrome mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785754)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785793)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: flickering sandwich

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

posted a link to a scholar's summary above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784219)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784192)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: ivory unholy stead background story

That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788057)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49789556)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Rambunctious Set Regret

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Hairless drab gas station partner

I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785049)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785053)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785877)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: heady chrome mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785910)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790371)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Hairless drab gas station partner

Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading.

But even though TSINAH don't agree on any politics, I like the cut of his jib, and it'd be my honor to have a steak dinner with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794714)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage wrinkle

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: flickering sandwich

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783993)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: Slippery native friendly grandma

The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: curious public bath pervert

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Citrine Site

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Citrine Site

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Citrine Site

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant

TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788076)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Nofapping bonkers locus

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Nofapping bonkers locus

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: snowy twisted indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: olive bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: massive fishy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Nofapping bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784718)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: bearded harsh hissy fit karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784792)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza

"...but still, he slap"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Claret church ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Floppy outnumbered property

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784151)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: awkward roast beef

No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785468)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783936)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: heady chrome mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785758)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Athletic Conference Stag Film

EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784246)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Buff impertinent center

There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784617)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784632)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Stimulating ebony national incel

Did he actually die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794731)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: awkward roast beef

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784299)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

wtf

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784325)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784376)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784379)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: awkward roast beef

And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784627)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building

Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784360)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784370)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed mustard knife space

JM prescient yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785679)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building

He’s an absolute oracle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786341)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49799054)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: massive fishy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: brindle striped hyena

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784132)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

It was “Persian” AHWIAB notoriously had a thing for DC/NOVA’s persian girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49847836)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza

wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784865)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Vigorous den

don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: carmine effete codepig heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786225)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Ungodly filthpig

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Deranged keepsake machete sneaky criminal

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784040)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant

What is his first name if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788077)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: big toaster

To be fair,

Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808199)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Diverse lodge nibblets

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: ruddy coldplay fan

A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: curious public bath pervert

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Place Of Business

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784426)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Vigorous den

twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784417)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: bossy station

Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Nofapping bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784182)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785670)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784267)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Cowardly Mexican Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Electric trailer park

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Grizzly razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Electric trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Lavender wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784482)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: big toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808203)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: amber glittery base skinny woman

Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784496)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: Stimulating ebony national incel

Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he's done enough work covering it up that he's gotta be an accessory, but I'm curious whether you guys think he knew beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794736)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: lascivious duck-like piazza prole

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: bossy station

I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Ungodly filthpig

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Nofapping bonkers locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784400)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: bossy station

he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.

"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785456)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786927)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: bearded harsh hissy fit karate

“Lending it all tonight”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784797)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: curious public bath pervert

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Comical box office

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: curious public bath pervert

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2

hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784235)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: heady chrome mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785772)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785794)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

I can personally confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785749)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Comical box office

your post was on 4/1

that really wasn't mdh, right?

mdh was practicing in key west, if i remember correctly. did this attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791202)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Cowardly Mexican Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785726)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: big toaster

To be fair,

MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.

Nice guy, IMO.

Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808204)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784077)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"

He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785464)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Violet school

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: amber glittery base skinny woman

Oh, quite the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784502)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: talented carnelian fortuitous meteor parlor

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Floppy outnumbered property

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784212)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: appetizing jade kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784371)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: pungent odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785332)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed canary parlour jap

I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: massive fishy potus

they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786245)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785812)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: clear cruise ship

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Vigorous den

180

Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784728)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784177)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: flatulent galvanic range jew

Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784237)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: flatulent galvanic range jew

https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784255)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Filthy Tank

Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784261)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784420)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Brass Yarmulke Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: navy contagious psychic circlehead

Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784270)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

(dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784274)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784279)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

woah cr fartman tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784283)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784305)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

I just farted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784308)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784281)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784419)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Athletic Conference Stag Film

AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784288)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: heady chrome mood

180 work. Fuck Fertick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785778)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: ruddy coldplay fan

Leiter/Tubgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784454)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Describe in detail please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784478)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Henna lettuce

Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791424)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling institution

i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list

i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784515)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: amber glittery base skinny woman

Did someone frame him with Mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784568)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Godawful Kitchen

No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784641)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Buff impertinent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784615)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: flatulent galvanic range jew

By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784699)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Self-centered black woman cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784746)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Judgmental personal credit line

not just getting shot but the article about it completely disappearing from the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49830023)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Self-centered black woman cuck

It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.

There was other funny shit about that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784766)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous den

I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784774)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?

she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Self-centered black woman cuck

I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)

I do remember the masturbation fort

He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive

Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784794)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig

doobs posted the dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784799)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy office

reddened pisswyrm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785021)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shitlib Church Building

It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Hairless drab gas station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785063)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: titillating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: massive fishy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: walnut double fault halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Brass Yarmulke Clown

On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790608)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: 180 brunch

Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people

-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training

- the whole leiter thing

- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here

- that professor who freaked out about some memes

- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784849)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: titillating fat ankles

The Colonel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785299)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: 180 brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785663)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Filthy Tank

that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784861)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Self-centered black woman cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: pungent odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784869)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: 180 brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784872)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: titillating fat ankles

BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785300)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Passionate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788251)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter

I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790542)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: Slippery native friendly grandma

mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.

Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785313)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: useless macaca lay

Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.

Anyone have the thread link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785426)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Offensive Orange Puppy

Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785578)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785730)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785796)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.

Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785817)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785834)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785862)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785917)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Filthy Tank

Those were really fun days.

I cant believe the fraud involved in that case hasn't truly seen the light of day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791606)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785739)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Comical box office

not top 10, but it was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785986)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: curious public bath pervert

cr

also, fuck that jeet Rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787128)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling institution

i loved that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787369)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: heady chrome mood

not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785782)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).

Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.

He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785851)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: heady chrome mood

Remember BoomJoe's outing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785915)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785923)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Citrine Site

the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786161)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786229)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria

wait, this isn't a community account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790400)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

we have a style guide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791644)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Topaz corn cake house

Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy

Guacgate

Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies

An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat

USS HELLOSIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

What was guacgate?

Great list otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786110)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Topaz corn cake house

It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786124)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786219)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

180

If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786334)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786351)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

Tyty 🐶

“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786367)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786443)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786447)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Cr fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786450)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786455)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786434)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786438)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786439)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

Justice delayed is justice denied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786440)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786442)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786445)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786448)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: carmine effete codepig heaven

Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream

Ask a Mormon was GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786230)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles

Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786390)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Nudist chapel philosopher-king

Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.

also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786452)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Ungodly filthpig

Farisa's Crossing being released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786941)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786944)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Light sound barrier

all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.

during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.

no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787144)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787206)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788067)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: blue idiotic business firm candlestick maker

justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788597)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant

Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49792763)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza

I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl vid meetings, and the Mormons Live chat that we summarily trashed

Seeing PN in a snuggy was a good day on xoxohth. Tagging along as BEL got drunk for the first time in her life was also fun, but predicting Bourdains suicide days before it happened was incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788055)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Feces Legal Warrant

A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millions of dollars in crypto in 2017 bullrun thanks to some guy telling us to buy ethereum when it was breaking $16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788087)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788091)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Slimy cerise mother school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: sooty location nowag

Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788119)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic copper hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788254)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: walnut double fault halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49789988)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: wonderful cobalt multi-billionaire liquid oxygen

Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1104283&forum_id=2#12921248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791363)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: brilliant university pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791433)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: azure rigor cumskin

randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't seen in at least 15 years: https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791649)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant theater

"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my personal all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49799082)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: wonderful cobalt multi-billionaire liquid oxygen

Bebe and his war against HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791468)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Coral Shaky Garrison Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed canary parlour jap

Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant sister when she asked him to do chores in exchange with living with her for free, lost the fight, then ran out to get arrested with his pants and shirt both ripped open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49792739)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49844913)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49844889)