What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine at-the-ready menage | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 04/01/26 | | maroon chapel | 04/01/26 | | ultramarine at-the-ready menage | 03/31/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | spruce telephone native | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | Mentally Impaired Demanding Double Fault Church Building | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | Contagious toilet seat piazza | 04/04/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | Chocolate effete theater | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Chocolate effete theater | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Federal fat ankles stage | 03/31/26 | | Chocolate effete theater | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | sapphire flickering milk | 03/31/26 | | Transparent becky | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | Transparent becky | 04/02/26 | | thirsty pozpig heaven | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 04/01/26 | | marvelous library | 04/01/26 | | comical clear nowag | 04/01/26 | | Contagious toilet seat piazza | 04/04/26 | | Lake windowlicker plaza | 04/05/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 03/31/26 | | fragrant gas station | 03/31/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | khaki appetizing jew property | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | wild dopamine | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine at-the-ready menage | 03/31/26 | | Insecure Field | 04/01/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 04/02/26 | | Federal fat ankles stage | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Passionate pale weed whacker pervert | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 04/02/26 | | Passionate pale weed whacker pervert | 04/05/26 | | khaki appetizing jew property | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | wild dopamine | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | Dead Multi-billionaire | 04/01/26 | | Charismatic Faggotry | 03/31/26 | | soul-stirring school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | soul-stirring school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | soul-stirring school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | sooty deep circlehead | 04/01/26 | | cerise death wish | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | Flesh spectacular senate | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Flesh spectacular senate | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | Purple Metal Pit Mexican | 03/31/26 | | fluffy aphrodisiac garrison incel | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | Flesh spectacular senate | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 03/31/26 | | Orchid antidepressant drug | 03/31/26 | | motley magical sound barrier state | 03/31/26 | | Electric hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | white diverse legal warrant public bath | 03/31/26 | | maroon chapel | 04/01/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | vigorous underhanded parlour | 03/31/26 | | Transparent becky | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Lake windowlicker plaza | 04/05/26 | | maroon chapel | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | maroon chapel | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine at-the-ready menage | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | Ruddy Adventurous Forum Coldplay Fan | 04/01/26 | | ultramarine at-the-ready menage | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/06/26 | | cerise death wish | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Fantasy-prone Range Trust Fund | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/27/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | cerise death wish | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | motley magical sound barrier state | 03/31/26 | | heady fear-inspiring faggot firefighter | 03/31/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | marvelous library | 04/01/26 | | tan address toaster | 03/31/26 | | sienna new version | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | sooty deep circlehead | 04/01/26 | | blathering liquid oxygen spot | 04/10/26 | | erotic institution | 03/31/26 | | Glittery big-titted party of the first part | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Faggotry | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Rusted area | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | heady fear-inspiring faggot firefighter | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | Soggy lodge international law enforcement agency | 03/31/26 | | Flesh spectacular senate | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | Lilac Striped Hyena | 04/01/26 | | Razzle-dazzle Depressive | 03/31/26 | | fragrant gas station | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Razzle-dazzle Depressive | 03/31/26 | | unholy set | 03/31/26 | | blathering liquid oxygen spot | 04/10/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | sapphire flickering milk | 03/31/26 | | Lake windowlicker plaza | 04/05/26 | | Self-absorbed Balding Parlor | 03/31/26 | | Soggy lodge international law enforcement agency | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | tan address toaster | 03/31/26 | | Flesh spectacular senate | 03/31/26 | | Soggy lodge international law enforcement agency | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | Orchid antidepressant drug | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | Charismatic Faggotry | 03/31/26 | | insane fuchsia location | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Faggotry | 03/31/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | insane fuchsia location | 04/03/26 | | Lilac Striped Hyena | 04/01/26 | | blathering liquid oxygen spot | 04/10/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | supple henna crotch step-uncle's house | 03/31/26 | | sapphire flickering milk | 03/31/26 | | bespoke snowy hospital blood rage | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | white diverse legal warrant public bath | 03/31/26 | | cerise death wish | 03/31/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | sinister whorehouse generalized bond | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 04/01/26 | | Cheese-eating curious shitlib electric furnace | 04/01/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | slap-happy navy background story stage | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | heady fear-inspiring faggot firefighter | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | nighttime shrine keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | nighttime shrine keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | emerald pungent water buffalo | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | coiffed racy codepig | 04/03/26 | | Canary shivering kitty cat locus | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | up-to-no-good charcoal locale | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | vigorous underhanded parlour | 03/31/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | Glittery big-titted party of the first part | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | Copper Vivacious Dilemma | 04/03/26 | | Jet gaming laptop | 03/31/26 | | sapphire flickering milk | 03/31/26 | | hilarious multi-colored orchestra pit goyim | 03/31/26 | | Transparent becky | 03/31/26 | | nighttime shrine keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | mustard corner sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | zippy deranged lay friendly grandma | 04/20/26 | | mustard corner sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | heady fear-inspiring faggot firefighter | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 03/31/26 | | mustard corner sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | hyperactive very tactful crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | territorial abode foreskin | 03/31/26 | | ultramarine at-the-ready menage | 03/31/26 | | Passionate pale weed whacker pervert | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 04/01/26 | | laughsome sex offender | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/02/26 | | coiffed racy codepig | 04/03/26 | | thirsty pozpig heaven | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 04/01/26 | | thirsty pozpig heaven | 04/01/26 | | emerald pungent water buffalo | 03/31/26 | | mustard corner sneaky criminal | 03/31/26 | | Anal geriatric hall hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | thirsty pozpig heaven | 03/31/26 | | spruce telephone native | 04/01/26 | | Bonkers roast beef business firm | 04/01/26 | | lascivious translucent casino | 04/02/26 | | Dead Multi-billionaire | 04/01/26 | | aromatic doctorate | 04/01/26 | | pink maniacal sanctuary knife | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | emerald pungent water buffalo | 04/03/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 04/01/26 | | insane fuchsia location | 04/01/26 | | Charismatic Faggotry | 04/01/26 | | Jet gaming laptop | 04/01/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/01/26 | | stubborn hideous site yarmulke | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | soul-stirring school cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | cerise death wish | 04/02/26 | | Wine Associate | 04/03/26 | | Dashing main people | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | Dashing main people | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | marvelous library | 04/01/26 | | spruce telephone native | 04/01/26 | | crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad | 04/01/26 | | tan address toaster | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | Mentally Impaired Demanding Double Fault Church Building | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | internet-worthy 180 indian lodge affirmative action | 04/01/26 | | pearl mind-boggling internal respiration messiness | 04/02/26 | | sooty deep circlehead | 04/04/26 | | motley magical sound barrier state | 04/01/26 | | sooty deep circlehead | 04/01/26 | | 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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: hairraiser ladyboy
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: ultramarine at-the-ready menage
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: hyperactive very tactful crackhouse
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: cerise death wish
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: up-to-no-good charcoal locale
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Range Trust Fund
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: erotic institution
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: blathering liquid oxygen spot
To be fair,
MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.
Nice guy, IMO.
Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Anal geriatric hall hissy fit
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Jet gaming laptop
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: mustard corner sneaky criminal
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: mustard corner sneaky criminal
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: thirsty pozpig heaven
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Dead Multi-billionaire
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: aromatic doctorate
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Wine Associate
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Dashing main people
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: marvelous library
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: crusty flushed travel guidebook police squad
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Demanding Double Fault Church Building
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
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