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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| Flatulent Milky Mood | 07/14/25 |
| Bull headed iridescent theatre | 07/14/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Bull headed iridescent theatre u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Offensive Aromatic Generalized Bond Jewess they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Bull headed iridescent theatre sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Sable dilemma FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: ivory histrionic spot Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Burgundy mewling azn Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Narrow-minded set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: purple hominid "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Cowardly cruise ship quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: purple hominid How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: purple hominid How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: purple hominid Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: drunken black woman menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: transparent nursing home reading party You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: purple hominid Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Sable dilemma jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: mahogany cumskin At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Narrow-minded set "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Bull headed iridescent theatre this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Offensive Aromatic Generalized Bond Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: purple hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Bull headed iridescent theatre it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: saffron yarmulke wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Metal azure halford you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: drunken black woman menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: drab clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Lascivious corner private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: odious dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Frisky chocolate stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Aphrodisiac charcoal tank People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Lascivious corner private investor No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: ivory histrionic spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Free-loading national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Cowardly cruise ship quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Comical sienna fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: purple hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Dead Navy University Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: contagious gaped sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Free-loading national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: drunken black woman menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: tan racy personal credit line Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Magenta gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Marvelous cuckoldry weed whacker stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: drunken black woman menage Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Pale Trailer Park Karate She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Adventurous frum principal's office It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Stirring box office "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: domesticated messiness garrison How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: floppy sooty marketing idea Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: excitant pea-brained therapy mediation Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: transparent nursing home reading party Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Plum hateful friendly grandma keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Sable dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: purple hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Peach deep school cafeteria humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Flatulent Milky Mood ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451) |