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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Adventurous parlor
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
nighttime bat-shit-crazy karate
  03/02/26
He poasts
Sticky translucent mother
  03/02/26
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impressive territorial whorehouse
  03/02/26
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  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Adventurous parlor
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Sticky translucent mother
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Adventurous parlor
  03/02/26
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impressive territorial whorehouse
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Sticky translucent mother
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Adventurous parlor
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Sticky translucent mother
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
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  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,.....
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
computer online
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
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  03/09/26
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  03/09/26
Because of ai?
demanding zippy new version lay
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Adventurous parlor
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Brass Factory Reset Button
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
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  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
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  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
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  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
jonathan penis
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
sadistic dragon senate
  03/02/26
grindr?
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
which dad?
  03/03/26
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computer online
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
Judas Jones
  03/09/26
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So we looked at the data
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
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  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
computer online
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......
  03/09/26
wtf
computer online
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Darnell
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
irl gay faggot
  03/09/26
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CapTTTainFalcon
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: nighttime bat-shit-crazy karate

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sticky translucent mother

He poasts

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: impressive territorial whorehouse



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sticky translucent mother

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: impressive territorial whorehouse



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Sticky translucent mother

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Sticky translucent mother

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,.....

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: computer online (🧐)

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: demanding zippy new version lay

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Adventurous parlor

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Brass Factory Reset Button

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: jonathan penis

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: sadistic dragon senate

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: which dad?

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Judas Jones

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,......


Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Darnell

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: irl gay faggot

Like the gay lifestyle?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2],#49728522)