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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Mother died today.
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
The Rectum
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Golf Wigger
  08/27/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
hotel children
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
The Rectum
  08/27/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
The Rectum
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
The Rectum
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
The Rectum
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
«Longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure. &A...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
edit ❌
The Rectum
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Dickens
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
anna karenina
hotel children
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
The Rectum
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Orwell
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
The Rectum
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
The Rectum
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/27/26
...
The Rectum
  08/27/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Golf Wigger

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096871)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: hotel children

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096975)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

«Longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure. À peine ma bougie éteinte...»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: hotel children

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: The Rectum (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096963)