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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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obsidian cracking parlor
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Electric gold mediation headpube
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kink-friendly rehab cuckoldry
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violet odious lay
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Razzmatazz Range Tank
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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violet odious lay
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Heady Snowy Location Coldplay Fan
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exciting high-end meetinghouse
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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Deranged abode jap
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Clear weed whacker
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fucking lol
Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Supple crimson heaven
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Bearded Trip Alpha
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Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate
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curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry
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aggressive double fault
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razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
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Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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citrine party of the first part
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obsidian cracking parlor
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate
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1800000
violet odious lay
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legit
Deranged abode jap
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crystalline mother faggot firefighter
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Height of assosciate?
Bright Vigorous Stead Dragon
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate
  03/12/16
lmfao
Onyx Area Hunting Ground
  10/28/16
LOL
Concupiscible state wrinkle
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lol
jet-lagged aphrodisiac theater toaster
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galvanic philosopher-king
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Pale boyish lodge clown
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Demanding Set
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Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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Carmine cumskin
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sienna pit
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startled sable church
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Passionate ruby library
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Diverse Low-t Crackhouse
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
irradiated candlestick maker locus
  03/12/15
Moar!
Razzmatazz Range Tank
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
disrespectful self-centered menage
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lime house windowlicker
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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mustard insanely creepy feces brunch
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Pale boyish lodge clown
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Demanding Set
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galvanic philosopher-king
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dun deep tattoo sex offender
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lime house windowlicker
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Coral flickering persian
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lime house windowlicker
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startled sable church
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Dull theater stage dopamine
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Marvelous becky kitchen
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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It practically writes itself!
Razzmatazz Range Tank
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Magical French Chef Public Bath
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Electric gold mediation headpube
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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filthy idiot
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Deranged abode jap
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Deranged abode jap
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Deranged abode jap
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Shit
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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Marvelous becky kitchen
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Embarrassed to the bone temple
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
lascivious boltzmann
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aggressive double fault
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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lime house windowlicker
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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still going strong
lime house windowlicker
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(Chip Kelly)
razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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Marvelous becky kitchen
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Electric gold mediation headpube
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Electric gold mediation headpube
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filthy idiot
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Coral flickering persian
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curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Dull theater stage dopamine
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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insecure masturbator
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Clear weed whacker
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curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  03/11/15
*bark aves
swashbuckling rambunctious casino
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Razzle disgusting nibblets new version
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Magical French Chef Public Bath
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Dull theater stage dopamine
  03/11/15
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judgmental costumed psychic
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Aromatic Flesh Yarmulke Pistol
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
jade adulterous home
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Dull theater stage dopamine
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obsidian cracking parlor
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judgmental costumed psychic
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aggressive double fault
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Marvelous becky kitchen
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate
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Clear weed whacker
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Narrow-minded Son Of Senegal
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Stirring transparent box office ratface
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
irradiated candlestick maker locus
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Gaped brindle base
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
motley private investor sanctuary
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
pearl station
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Floppy forum really tough guy
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Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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lmao
shivering hairless bawdyhouse
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Carmine cumskin
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Deranged abode jap
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useless chapel
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sienna pit
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sienna pit
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sienna pit
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Coral flickering persian
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lime house windowlicker
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!!!
Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Know-it-all Reading Party
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
jade adulterous home
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vengeful slippery space jew
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Shaky property depressive
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Dashing abusive stage
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overrated iridescent locale boiling water
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Spectacular Buck-toothed Gaping
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Plum quadroon
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
lascivious boltzmann
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Orange Exhilarant Internal Respiration
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Razzmatazz Range Tank
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
jade adulterous home
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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racy hideous shrine
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razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
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180
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exciting high-end meetinghouse
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Deranged abode jap
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lime house windowlicker
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Smoky unhinged antidepressant drug institution
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
  03/12/15
great thread
drunken canary deer antler tanning salon
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
irradiated candlestick maker locus
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Primrose Indian Lodge Karate
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
hilarious spot
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vengeful slippery space jew
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
hilarious spot
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hilarious spot
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
splenetic rough-skinned fat ankles
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Cerebral Striped Hyena Hospital
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
lime house windowlicker
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180
Magical French Chef Public Bath
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
hilarious spot
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
silver corn cake hall
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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bump for Buddy
hilarious spot
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Heady Snowy Location Coldplay Fan
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
topaz slimy gas station affirmative action
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
topaz slimy gas station affirmative action
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Marvelous becky kitchen
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
filthy idiot
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disrespectful self-centered menage
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fishy titillating faggotry ladyboy
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
splenetic rough-skinned fat ankles
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razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference
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beady-eyed jewess
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curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry
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ruh roh
Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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racy hideous shrine
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
motley private investor sanctuary
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
green gaming laptop
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Histrionic Giraffe
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Marvelous becky kitchen
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Floppy forum really tough guy
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Gay laughsome nowag senate
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Excitant magenta therapy
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Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate
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racy hideous shrine
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Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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Lavender soul-stirring personal credit line hell
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Coral flickering persian
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erotic theatre travel guidebook
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holy fucking shit
shivering hairless bawdyhouse
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Deranged abode jap
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Scarlet vibrant gunner university
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sienna pit
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Glittery kitty stag film
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Dashing abusive stage
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Coral flickering persian
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
lime house windowlicker
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Bistre mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/15
180
racy hideous shrine
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180^180
Gaped brindle base
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Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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Deranged abode jap
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Mind-boggling Address Friendly Grandma
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
racy hideous shrine
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racy hideous shrine
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jade adulterous home
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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lime house windowlicker
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Floppy forum really tough guy
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Sexy thriller voyeur sound barrier
  05/08/15
underrated
Hot Haunting Dilemma Twinkling Uncleanness
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Floppy forum really tough guy
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racy hideous shrine
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Bull headed multi-colored cuckold
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Cyan Medicated Macaca Business Firm
  06/03/15
Ouch
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Plum quadroon
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Marvelous becky kitchen
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180
out-of-control lemon azn mad cow disease
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exciting high-end meetinghouse
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Marvelous becky kitchen
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racy hideous shrine
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Floppy forum really tough guy
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Glassy very tactful generalized bond native
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Translucent Den
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
racy hideous shrine
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
jade adulterous home
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
racy hideous shrine
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
jade adulterous home
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Razzmatazz Range Tank
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Slap-happy chrome selfie school
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Crawly Degenerate
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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mildly autistic piazza
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
sienna pit
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jade adulterous home
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CR.
Magical French Chef Public Bath
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racy hideous shrine
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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i really like it here
Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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sienna pit
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
sienna pit
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alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth
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Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin
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racy hideous shrine
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ivory hateful foreskin
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Magical French Chef Public Bath
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Woah CR friend :-)
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sienna pit
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orchid rigor trump supporter
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mildly autistic piazza
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sienna pit
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Underhanded laser beams
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racy hideous shrine
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Territorial frisky dog poop
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galvanic philosopher-king
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Dull theater stage dopamine

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Range Tank

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Electric gold mediation headpube

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: filthy idiot



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Deranged abode jap

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Deranged abode jap

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Deranged abode jap

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone temple



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: lascivious boltzmann

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: aggressive double fault



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

still going strong

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

(Chip Kelly)

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Electric gold mediation headpube

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Electric gold mediation headpube

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Comical sapphire goal in life national



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: filthy idiot



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Dull theater stage dopamine

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: insecure masturbator



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Clear weed whacker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling rambunctious casino

*bark aves

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Dull theater stage dopamine

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: judgmental costumed psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Flesh Yarmulke Pistol

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: jade adulterous home

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Dull theater stage dopamine



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: obsidian cracking parlor



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating violent queen of the night plaza



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: judgmental costumed psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: aggressive double fault



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: alcoholic genital piercing keepsake machete



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Clear weed whacker



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Son Of Senegal

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Stirring transparent box office ratface



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: irradiated candlestick maker locus

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Gaped brindle base

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: motley private investor sanctuary

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: pearl station

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy forum really tough guy



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Bull headed multi-colored cuckold



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: shivering hairless bawdyhouse

lmao

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: mauve bateful site old irish cottage



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: jade adulterous home

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: vengeful slippery space jew



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Shaky property depressive



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Author: overrated iridescent locale boiling water



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Spectacular Buck-toothed Gaping

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Plum quadroon



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: lascivious boltzmann

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Orange Exhilarant Internal Respiration

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Range Tank

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: jade adulterous home

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Sexy thriller voyeur sound barrier

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Burgundy charismatic pisswyrm orchestra pit

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Author: exciting high-end meetinghouse



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Deranged abode jap



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Smoky unhinged antidepressant drug institution

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: drunken canary deer antler tanning salon

great thread

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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: irradiated candlestick maker locus

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Primrose Indian Lodge Karate

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: hilarious spot

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: vengeful slippery space jew



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: hilarious spot

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: hilarious spot



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: splenetic rough-skinned fat ankles

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Striped Hyena Hospital



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

180

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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: hilarious spot

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: silver corn cake hall

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: hilarious spot

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Location Coldplay Fan

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: topaz slimy gas station affirmative action

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: topaz slimy gas station affirmative action

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: filthy idiot

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: disrespectful self-centered menage



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: fishy titillating faggotry ladyboy



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: splenetic rough-skinned fat ankles

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink church building athletic conference



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed jewess



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Bull headed multi-colored cuckold

ruh roh

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: motley private investor sanctuary

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: green gaming laptop

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: curious puce school cafeteria dingle berry



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Giraffe

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen

1800000000000000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Floppy forum really tough guy

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Gay laughsome nowag senate



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Excitant magenta therapy



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy doctorate



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Bull headed multi-colored cuckold



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Lavender soul-stirring personal credit line hell



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Coral flickering persian



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: erotic theatre travel guidebook



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: shivering hairless bawdyhouse

holy fucking shit

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Deranged abode jap



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: sienna pit



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Coral flickering persian



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

go Get Em!

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Gaped brindle base

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Bull headed multi-colored cuckold



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Deranged abode jap



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Address Friendly Grandma



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: jade adulterous home



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Floppy forum really tough guy



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Sexy thriller voyeur sound barrier

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Hot Haunting Dilemma Twinkling Uncleanness

underrated

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Floppy forum really tough guy



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Bull headed multi-colored cuckold

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Cyan Medicated Macaca Business Firm

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Ouch

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Plum quadroon

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: out-of-control lemon azn mad cow disease

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: exciting high-end meetinghouse



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Marvelous becky kitchen



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Floppy forum really tough guy



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Glassy very tactful generalized bond native



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Translucent Den

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: jade adulterous home

Happy Friday, brothers.

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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: jade adulterous home

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Range Tank

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy chrome selfie school

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Crawly Degenerate

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: sienna pit

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: jade adulterous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: sienna pit



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: sienna pit

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Rusted Harsh Step-uncle's House Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ivory hateful foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: sienna pit



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: orchid rigor trump supporter



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: mildly autistic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sienna pit



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Underhanded laser beams

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Territorial frisky dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: sienna pit



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: galvanic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Territorial frisky dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Sinister Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible state wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone grizzly market

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: racy hideous shrine

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: wonderful sweet tailpipe stage



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: big turquoise messiness

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Hairraiser Sandwich



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Fragrant mewling stock car

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: sepia wagecucks

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Nudist principal's office fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: black talented resort



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Dashing abusive stage



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: mildly autistic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: alcoholic sneaky criminal ticket booth



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: startled sable church



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: racy hideous shrine

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: cordovan awkward pocket flask partner



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Maroon vivacious milk

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: arousing charcoal field hissy fit

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Olive Provocative Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: light cruise ship prole



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: judgmental costumed psychic

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: judgmental costumed psychic

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Olive Provocative Hominid

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: judgmental costumed psychic

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  well-lubricated codepig dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: yellow newt



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: copper point electric furnace



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Cerebral Striped Hyena Hospital



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Magical French Chef Public Bath



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Coral flickering persian



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: lime house windowlicker



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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