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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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pontificating comical business firm chad
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Flickering Reading Party Genital Piercing
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painfully honest toaster
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shimmering stage
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Floppy mental disorder mediation
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these links still work 180
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Aqua feces
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heady sex offender stage
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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fragrant maize people who are hurt
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pontificating comical business firm chad
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drunken masturbator trump supporter
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razzmatazz rough-skinned black woman trailer park
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saffron beady-eyed private investor
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erotic glittery hospital elastic band
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shimmering stage
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
internet-worthy degenerate
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splenetic aquamarine state
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chrome persian brethren
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shimmering stage
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
odious incel bawdyhouse
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Ultramarine Indian Lodge Stock Car
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painfully honest toaster
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
swollen pale university nibblets
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fucking lol
shimmering stage
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Rebellious Center Community Account
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Aqua feces
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razzle resort mother
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carnelian fanboi
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fragrant maize people who are hurt
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ivory goyim
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Chartreuse Crackhouse Organic Girlfriend
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heady sex offender stage
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Aqua feces
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odious incel bawdyhouse
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legit
coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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Umber diverse depressive famous landscape painting
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Height of assosciate?
claret zombie-like dilemma legal warrant
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Aqua feces
  03/12/16
lmfao
marvelous dingle berry
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LOL
iridescent cerebral kitchen personal credit line
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lol
Amber Twinkling Uncleanness Fat Ankles
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Histrionic clear potus market
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Deranged Stead
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Primrose hateful crotch
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soggy mustard volcanic crater
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ivory goyim
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razzmatazz rough-skinned black woman trailer park
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Peach trip spot
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saffron beady-eyed private investor
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excitant wine range round eye
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Wonderful Native
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onyx learning disabled gay wizard
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
topaz garrison boistinker
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Moar!
chrome persian brethren
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
flatulent boyish library
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Black water buffalo home
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shimmering stage
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rose cheese-eating corner
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Lol 1800
Primrose hateful crotch
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soggy mustard volcanic crater
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Histrionic clear potus market
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saffron beady-eyed private investor
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federal cuck
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Black water buffalo home
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stubborn cruise ship
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Black water buffalo home
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excitant wine range round eye
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Carmine double fault
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Henna principal's office headpube
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shimmering stage
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It practically writes itself!
chrome persian brethren
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shimmering stage
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shimmering stage
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
shimmering stage
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
internet-worthy degenerate
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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Bipolar dun messiness
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
coral exhilarant jewess theatre
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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Shit
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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Henna principal's office headpube
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adventurous buff set
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
bat-shit-crazy snowy dragon
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carnelian fanboi
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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Black water buffalo home
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shimmering stage
  02/18/22
still going strong
Black water buffalo home
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(Chip Kelly)
fragrant maize people who are hurt
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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Henna principal's office headpube
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
internet-worthy degenerate
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
fragrant maize people who are hurt
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
internet-worthy degenerate
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fragrant maize people who are hurt
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stimulating poppy ceo corn cake
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Bipolar dun messiness
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stubborn cruise ship
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razzle resort mother
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Carmine double fault
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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misunderstood fear-inspiring church keepsake machete
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swollen pale university nibblets
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razzle resort mother
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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*bark aves
flushed dashing gas station ratface
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turquoise hairraiser sanctuary
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
shimmering stage
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Carmine double fault
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pontificating comical business firm chad
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
fragrant maize people who are hurt
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Flesh godawful laser beams
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
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Carmine double fault
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heady sex offender stage
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aromatic scarlet son of senegal
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pontificating comical business firm chad
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carnelian fanboi
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Henna principal's office headpube
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lascivious indigo church building pistol
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Aqua feces
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swollen pale university nibblets
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180
Dead stirring striped hyena
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Green Macaca Address
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
fragrant maize people who are hurt
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
topaz garrison boistinker
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Lemon parlour
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
anal regret
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
frum plaza
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filthy mind-boggling brunch
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ivory goyim
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lmao
Shivering senate telephone
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charismatic institution mood
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razzmatazz rough-skinned black woman trailer park
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coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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Vivacious electric furnace
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Peach trip spot
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Peach trip spot
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Peach trip spot
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Transparent casino friendly grandma
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stubborn cruise ship
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180
Black water buffalo home
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!!!
shimmering stage
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Laughsome salmon voyeur
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Black water buffalo home
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
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swashbuckling bespoke heaven
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Thriller fuchsia abode
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Spectacular legend
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metal karate area
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Galvanic School
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ebony kitty cat jew
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
bat-shit-crazy snowy dragon
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
bateful hot roast beef property
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
chrome persian brethren
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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shimmering stage
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
180 judgmental party of the first part
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olive faggotry main people
  03/12/15
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fragrant maize people who are hurt
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180
Translucent idea he suggested
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painfully honest toaster
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coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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Black water buffalo home
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
fragrant maize people who are hurt
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
pearly cocky hall ape
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
fragrant maize people who are hurt
  03/12/15
great thread
Self-absorbed appetizing deer antler house
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
topaz garrison boistinker
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Aqua feces
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Razzle-dazzle effete temple
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Soul-stirring point
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swashbuckling bespoke heaven
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Soul-stirring point
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Soul-stirring point
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Curious Rehab Yarmulke
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nighttime pervert
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Black water buffalo home
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180
shimmering stage
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Soul-stirring point
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Crimson multi-billionaire factory reset button
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shimmering stage
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Soul-stirring point
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Ultramarine Indian Lodge Stock Car
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Provocative nursing home
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Provocative nursing home
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Henna principal's office headpube
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Bipolar dun messiness
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flatulent boyish library
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drunken masturbator trump supporter
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*makes Buddy partner*
Curious Rehab Yarmulke
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fragrant maize people who are hurt
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Deep Cuckoldry Stag Film
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razzle resort mother
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ruh roh
ivory goyim
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olive faggotry main people
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
anal regret
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Chocolate electric idiot gunner
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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razzle resort mother
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Disturbing sepia lodge associate
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Henna principal's office headpube
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
filthy mind-boggling brunch
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Cerise public bath selfie
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adulterous very tactful coffee pot
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Aqua feces
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olive faggotry main people
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ivory goyim
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titillating purple site
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stubborn cruise ship
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violent filthpig
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Shivering senate telephone
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coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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Bossy Spruce Shrine Dysfunction
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Peach trip spot
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bearded frozen trust fund
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Spectacular legend
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stubborn cruise ship
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shimmering stage
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Black water buffalo home
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shimmering stage
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blathering office travel guidebook
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180
olive faggotry main people
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180^180
Lemon parlour
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ivory goyim
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coral exhilarant jewess theatre
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concupiscible zippy base partner
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
olive faggotry main people
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olive faggotry main people
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Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
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big hell
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Black water buffalo home
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shimmering stage
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Black water buffalo home
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filthy mind-boggling brunch
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
180 judgmental party of the first part
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underrated
bearded know-it-all school cafeteria
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filthy mind-boggling brunch
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olive faggotry main people
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
ivory goyim
  06/03/15
...
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Contagious white coldplay fan
  06/03/15
Ouch
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
ebony kitty cat jew
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shimmering stage
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Henna principal's office headpube
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180
impertinent location kitty
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painfully honest toaster
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Henna principal's office headpube
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olive faggotry main people
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filthy mind-boggling brunch
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Flickering Reading Party Genital Piercing
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
lime cracking ticket booth quadroon
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
olive faggotry main people
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
  10/09/15
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
olive faggotry main people
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
chrome persian brethren
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big hell
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
slimy piazza
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big hell
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shimmering stage
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shimmering stage
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
vigorous orchid locus foreskin
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
big hell
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
big hell
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Tantric Orchestra Pit Wagecucks
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big hell
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Peach trip spot
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Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker
  07/15/16
CR.
shimmering stage
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olive faggotry main people
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big hell
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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shimmering stage
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shimmering stage
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
shimmering stage
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Peach trip spot
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big hell
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Peach trip spot
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big hell
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Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story
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olive faggotry main people
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Jade talented menage
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shimmering stage
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Woah CR friend :-)
shimmering stage
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Peach trip spot
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Violent Liquid Oxygen
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Tantric Orchestra Pit Wagecucks
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Peach trip spot
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
naked burgundy mexican ladyboy
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olive faggotry main people
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olive faggotry main people
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Arousing step-uncle's house
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Peach trip spot
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big hell
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Histrionic clear potus market
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Arousing step-uncle's house
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Apoplectic Space Stain
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iridescent cerebral kitchen personal credit line
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olive faggotry main people
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Slippery well-lubricated den
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
olive faggotry main people
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shimmering stage
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shimmering stage
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geriatric bronze milk pit
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
Transparent casino friendly grandma
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Carmine double fault

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: chrome persian brethren

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: shimmering stage

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy degenerate

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: adventurous buff set



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy dragon

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: carnelian fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy degenerate

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy degenerate

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: stimulating poppy ceo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Bipolar dun messiness



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: razzle resort mother



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Carmine double fault

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: misunderstood fear-inspiring church keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: swollen pale university nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: razzle resort mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: flushed dashing gas station ratface

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: turquoise hairraiser sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: shimmering stage

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Carmine double fault

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: pontificating comical business firm chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Flesh godawful laser beams

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Carmine double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: heady sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: pontificating comical business firm chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: carnelian fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: lascivious indigo church building pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Aqua feces

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: swollen pale university nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Dead stirring striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Green Macaca Address



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: topaz garrison boistinker

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Lemon parlour

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: anal regret

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: frum plaza

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: ivory goyim



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Shivering senate telephone

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: charismatic institution mood



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre



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Author: Peach trip spot



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home

180

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: shimmering stage

!!!

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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Black water buffalo home



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling bespoke heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Thriller fuchsia abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Spectacular legend



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: metal karate area



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Galvanic School

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: ebony kitty cat jew



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy dragon

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: bateful hot roast beef property

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: chrome persian brethren

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: 180 judgmental party of the first part

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

!

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Translucent idea he suggested

180

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: painfully honest toaster



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: pearly cocky hall ape

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed appetizing deer antler house

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: topaz garrison boistinker

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Aqua feces

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle effete temple

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling bespoke heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Curious Rehab Yarmulke

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: nighttime pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: shimmering stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring point

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Crimson multi-billionaire factory reset button

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: shimmering stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine Indian Lodge Stock Car

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Bipolar dun messiness

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: flatulent boyish library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: drunken masturbator trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Curious Rehab Yarmulke

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: fragrant maize people who are hurt



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Deep Cuckoldry Stag Film



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: razzle resort mother



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: ivory goyim

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: anal regret

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Chocolate electric idiot gunner

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: razzle resort mother



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Disturbing sepia lodge associate

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling brunch

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Cerise public bath selfie



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: adulterous very tactful coffee pot



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Aqua feces



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: ivory goyim



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: titillating purple site



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: stubborn cruise ship



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: violent filthpig



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Shivering senate telephone

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Bossy Spruce Shrine Dysfunction



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Peach trip spot



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: bearded frozen trust fund



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular legend



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: stubborn cruise ship



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: blathering office travel guidebook



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Lemon parlour

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: ivory goyim



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: coral exhilarant jewess theatre



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: concupiscible zippy base partner



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: big hell



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Black water buffalo home



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Black water buffalo home



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling brunch



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: 180 judgmental party of the first part

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: bearded know-it-all school cafeteria

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling brunch



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: ivory goyim

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Contagious white coldplay fan

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: ebony kitty cat jew

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: impertinent location kitty

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: painfully honest toaster



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Henna principal's office headpube



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling brunch



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Flickering Reading Party Genital Piercing



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: lime cracking ticket booth quadroon

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: chrome persian brethren

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: big hell



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: slimy piazza

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2],#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: big hell



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: vigorous orchid locus foreskin

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: big hell

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: big hell

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Tantric Orchestra Pit Wagecucks



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: big hell



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Peach trip spot

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty box office windowlicker



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: shimmering stage

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: big hell



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Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: shimmering stage



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Author: shimmering stage



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: shimmering stage

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Peach trip spot



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Author: big hell



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Peach trip spot

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: big hell



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Author: Milky fantasy-prone chapel background story



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering stage

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Author: Peach trip spot



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Tantric Orchestra Pit Wagecucks



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Peach trip spot



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Author: naked burgundy mexican ladyboy

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people



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Author: olive faggotry main people



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Author: Arousing step-uncle's house



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Author: Peach trip spot



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Author: Arousing step-uncle's house



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Author: Apoplectic Space Stain



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Author: olive faggotry main people



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Slippery well-lubricated den

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: olive faggotry main people

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: shimmering stage



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
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Author: Transparent casino friendly grandma

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering stage

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Author: multi-colored angry juggernaut



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Author: bisexual light whorehouse hunting ground

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: shimmering stage

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Blue Halford Half-breed

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Author: Tantric Orchestra Pit Wagecucks



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: olive faggotry main people

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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Twinkling parlor

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: pontificating comical business firm chad

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