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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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still funny.
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Still 180
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sticky blood rage kitty cat
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titillating outnumbered house athletic conference
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copper nowag reading party
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: wine market weed whacker



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: copper nowag reading party



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: deep range



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: titillating outnumbered house athletic conference

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Gay travel guidebook



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: bisexual glittery goyim



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: canary comical bawdyhouse

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: copper nowag reading party



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: exciting spot idea he suggested

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: twinkling dingle berry knife

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: maize stain juggernaut

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: canary comical bawdyhouse



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: copper nowag reading party



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: cracking self-centered corner roast beef



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlour multi-billionaire



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Lascivious mustard plaza



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Lascivious mustard plaza



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Offensive sanctuary

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Bull headed aromatic codepig



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: chestnut resort skinny woman



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: dashing therapy



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: indecent church building



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: sticky blood rage kitty cat



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: talking business firm hairy legs

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: sticky blood rage kitty cat



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: titillating outnumbered house athletic conference



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: copper nowag reading party



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: twinkling dingle berry knife

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: sticky blood rage kitty cat

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: twinkling dingle berry knife

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: sticky blood rage kitty cat

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: gaped adventurous new version hall



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Thriller Lavender Locus Mother

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Hideous Erotic Pisswyrm School Cafeteria



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious mustard plaza



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
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