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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
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Maniacal Brunch
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Umber balding meetinghouse
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
slate forum toilet seat
  07/11/25
OP is JM
gold box office death wish
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
Buff vigorous fat ankles
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
talking abusive shitlib
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
razzmatazz national
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
big lavender parlor trump supporter
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz national

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Copper Regret Bbw

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: racy field codepig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Trip half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Umber balding meetinghouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Laser Beams



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: big lavender parlor trump supporter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: arousing business firm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Opaque odious nursing home pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Orchid dingle berry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Soggy locale place of business



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Maniacal Brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Umber balding meetinghouse

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: slate forum toilet seat

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: gold box office death wish

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Pale corner wrinkle

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz national

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: provocative pozpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: gay resort sneaky criminal

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Pale corner wrinkle



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Frum library



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Galvanic menage mood



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Orchid dingle berry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Maniacal Brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Trip half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Buff vigorous fat ankles

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: talking abusive shitlib

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz national

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: big lavender parlor trump supporter

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: sienna athletic conference orchestra pit

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Opaque odious nursing home pisswyrm

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: rambunctious jade generalized bond degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic Blue Market Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz national

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Trip half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Maniacal Brunch



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: provocative pozpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Magenta partner



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Pale corner wrinkle



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