He finds a good spot and waits. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder, he turns around and a huge bear is right behind him.

"Oh fuck" he says "Please don't kill me" and the bear replies "Well I'll tell you what drop your pants bend over and let me fuck you and I'll let you go"

Guy thinks well I guess that's better than being mauled to death so he does it. The bear tears him a new one and lets him go.

Guy returns home and vows next season he's gonna pay that bear back big time. A year goes by and he sets up in the same area waiting to get some revenge. Tap,tap,tap. Fuck. "You know the routine" says the bear.

Another year goes by and the hunter who is really peeved goes back swearing he will kill that bear. Suddenly he feels tapping on his shoulder and turns around. There's the same bear who says "You're not here for the hunting are you?"

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