"I don't believe in conspiracy theories" => uhhh charitably this collapses to the first one but if they mean it more generally, that's fucking dumb

"I don't believe in conspiracies" => dumb as fuck. you don't believe they exist at all??? powerful people never work together to commit crimes secretly??? what about all the ones that were doubted at first but have been proven incontrovertibly true by official documentation, like all those FBI assassinations and subsequent cover-ups (e.g. MLK, Malcolm X, arguably Fred Hampton although that one wasn't fully secret)? MKUltra and other CIA experiments on citizens? Watergate? Iran-Contra and other CIA covert ops?

and then if you think about it, knowing anything about history whatsoever makes the first two almost as dumb as the third. because why would today's conspiracy theories ALL be wrong when so many have been proven true in the past??? sure maybe the median one is more unhinged now because of the internet and false flags and stuff, but dismissing them all is sooooo dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877889&forum_id=2],#49966309)