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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
magical international law enforcement agency marketing idea
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Violent Talented Forum People Who Are Hurt
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
frum cruise ship travel guidebook
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fair
ungodly hell
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Massive excitant quadroon water buffalo
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
naked house
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No man
mischievous trailer park
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Primrose Messiness Nursing Home
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
rebellious gold gunner shitlib
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Blathering Fiercely-loyal Weed Whacker
  02/26/16
fuk u
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Comical autistic toaster spot
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Lol fags
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Comical autistic toaster spot
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This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Free-loading High-end Internal Respiration Pit
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Abnormal ticket booth
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Lascivious codepig wagecucks
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Zippy gaping double fault
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Abnormal ticket booth
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pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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magical international law enforcement agency marketing idea
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I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Copper whorehouse crotch
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Talking school cafeteria
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Copper whorehouse crotch
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
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pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: magical international law enforcement agency marketing idea

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Violent Talented Forum People Who Are Hurt

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: frum cruise ship travel guidebook

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: ungodly hell

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Massive excitant quadroon water buffalo



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: naked house

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: mischievous trailer park

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Primrose Messiness Nursing Home

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: rebellious gold gunner shitlib

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Blathering Fiercely-loyal Weed Whacker

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Burgundy domesticated gaming laptop corner

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: frum cruise ship travel guidebook



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: naked house



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: glittery grizzly elastic band kitty



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: low-t corn cake state



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Comical autistic toaster spot



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Bossy contagious sneaky criminal

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Comical autistic toaster spot



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Free-loading High-end Internal Respiration Pit

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Lascivious codepig wagecucks

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Zippy gaping double fault

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Zippy gaping double fault

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Comical autistic toaster spot



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Comical autistic toaster spot



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: light incel indirect expression

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: bonkers scarlet parlour



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: magical international law enforcement agency marketing idea



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Copper whorehouse crotch

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Talking school cafeteria

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Copper whorehouse crotch

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Talking school cafeteria

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Metal Iridescent Church Building

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Talking school cafeteria



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Copper whorehouse crotch



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Comical autistic toaster spot



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: angry insecure address lettuce

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Comical autistic toaster spot



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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