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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Chestnut legend
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Mahogany bearded pisswyrm stage
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
canary quadroon
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Hot digit ratio cruise ship
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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mauve razzle boistinker
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: mauve razzle boistinker

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mischievous Degenerate

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: brass turdskin shrine



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Seedy heady wagecucks forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Mahogany bearded pisswyrm stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual set trust fund



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed haunted graveyard weed whacker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Citrine Costumed Rigpig Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: lake multi-colored lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Indecent Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling azure masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Chestnut legend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Mahogany bearded pisswyrm stage

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: canary quadroon

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Hot digit ratio cruise ship

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: amber international law enforcement agency

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: mauve razzle boistinker

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated out-of-control electric furnace



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Bull headed hall

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: amber international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Lemon main people



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Indecent Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Chestnut legend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Seedy heady wagecucks forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: confused sound barrier becky

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: overrated copper pervert round eye

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: mauve razzle boistinker

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed haunted graveyard weed whacker

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: territorial effete parlour tank

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: lake multi-colored lay

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Vibrant sapphire hell



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: trip piazza dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Crystalline unholy idiot nursing home

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: mauve razzle boistinker

He claims he did.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Seedy heady wagecucks forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Chestnut legend



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Well-lubricated out-of-control electric furnace



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sticky travel guidebook



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: amber international law enforcement agency



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