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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: metal place of business

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: mauve bull headed lay idea he suggested

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Coral Wonderful Space Prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz deep mother tanning salon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: beta adventurous theater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: pearly nofapping masturbator crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line Church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: peach gaming laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Titillating Market



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Pontificating ebony theater stage

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: laughsome twinkling den

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: 180 bright trailer park

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Puce hideous half-breed boiling water

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: metal place of business

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bearded office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: self-centered buck-toothed toilet seat partner

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Puce hideous half-breed boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Frum house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line Church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Titillating Market



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Clear Infuriating Indian Lodge Blood Rage

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Light Chest-beating National People Who Are Hurt

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: metal place of business

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz deep mother tanning salon

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: charcoal offensive clown

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: pearly nofapping masturbator crackhouse

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: dun dashing point



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: walnut affirmative action senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored At-the-ready Useless Brakes

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: metal place of business

He claims he did.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Titillating Market



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bearded office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Turquoise goyim



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Puce hideous half-breed boiling water



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