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translucent trailer park
  07/02/19
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translucent trailer park
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
translucent trailer park
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
concupiscible chestnut lodge
  12/20/20
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medicated aromatic boltzmann trust fund
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Dead federal pozpig
  08/21/19
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Gold Haunting Twinkling Uncleanness Library
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
aphrodisiac gaped chapel feces
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Hairraiser wrinkle water buffalo
  08/21/19
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turquoise meetinghouse
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
lime masturbator
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Dead federal pozpig
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Hairraiser wrinkle water buffalo
  08/21/19
emergency money
Dead federal pozpig
  08/21/19
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stimulating flesh shrine codepig
  09/01/19
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Appetizing plaza mood
  03/06/20
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Appetizing plaza mood
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Vigorous Locale
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
translucent trailer park
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
saffron windowlicker box office
  09/01/19
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stimulating flesh shrine codepig
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
aphrodisiac gaped chapel feces
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
translucent trailer park
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
turquoise meetinghouse
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
translucent trailer park
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Carnelian gay wizard
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
translucent trailer park
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Dull vibrant national
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
translucent trailer park
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Charcoal Sandwich Field
  09/10/21
great thread
trip crimson school cafeteria
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
translucent trailer park
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
translucent trailer park
  04/10/23
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medicated aromatic boltzmann trust fund
  04/10/23
i love men
trip crimson school cafeteria
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
translucent trailer park
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
translucent trailer park
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
saffron windowlicker box office
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
translucent trailer park
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
scarlet exhilarant place of business
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
translucent trailer park
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
translucent trailer park
  09/14/24
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Zero Income No Kids
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: translucent trailer park



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: translucent trailer park



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: translucent trailer park

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: concupiscible chestnut lodge

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: medicated aromatic boltzmann trust fund



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Dead federal pozpig

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Gold Haunting Twinkling Uncleanness Library



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gaped chapel feces

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser wrinkle water buffalo

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: turquoise meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: lime masturbator

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Dead federal pozpig

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser wrinkle water buffalo

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Dead federal pozpig

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: stimulating flesh shrine codepig



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Appetizing plaza mood



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Appetizing plaza mood



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Locale

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: saffron windowlicker box office

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: stimulating flesh shrine codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gaped chapel feces

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: translucent trailer park

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: turquoise meetinghouse

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Carnelian gay wizard

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Dull vibrant national

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Charcoal Sandwich Field

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: trip crimson school cafeteria

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: medicated aromatic boltzmann trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: trip crimson school cafeteria

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: saffron windowlicker box office

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: translucent trailer park

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: scarlet exhilarant place of business

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: translucent trailer park

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: translucent trailer park

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49111460)