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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
Awkward floppy parlour
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse
  10/13/22
love the effort
marvelous sound barrier shrine
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
bright fortuitous meteor field
  07/10/22
Team Crust
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  07/10/22
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  07/11/22
Lol
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trip stubborn roast beef coldplay fan
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Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
electric ultramarine black woman national security agency
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Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
Awkward floppy parlour
  07/10/22
Same
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Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
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Buff sexy faggot firefighter center
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Lmao
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I lost it at (no explanation)
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soul-stirring locus party of the first part
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pea-brained area
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Awkward floppy parlour
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I guess
Exhilarant tripping lodge
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supple potus address
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
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Domesticated Poppy Elastic Band Masturbator
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flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse
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Awkward floppy parlour
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offensive set coffee pot
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flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse
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180
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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misanthropic aromatic business firm
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Awkward floppy parlour
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Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous sound barrier shrine

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: bright fortuitous meteor field

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Domesticated Poppy Elastic Band Masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Domesticated Poppy Elastic Band Masturbator

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: trip stubborn roast beef coldplay fan



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: electric ultramarine black woman national security agency

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: impertinent sable property

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Buff sexy faggot firefighter center



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: vigorous claret headpube

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: vigorous claret headpube

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Wine Point



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: drunken blathering kitty cat



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring locus party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: pea-brained area



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant tripping lodge

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: supple potus address



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: electric ultramarine black woman national security agency

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Jade pervert space



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Domesticated Poppy Elastic Band Masturbator



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: offensive set coffee pot



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Red mood main people

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: flickering fluffy multi-billionaire crackhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: misanthropic aromatic business firm



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz university

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: misanthropic aromatic business firm



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: pea-brained area



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: impertinent sable property

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Awkward floppy parlour



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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