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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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Wait waiit wait.... We need to know the AGES of these gir...
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she was a bowl of yams
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Heady set

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Heady set



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: mahogany ratface



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Cordovan frum tank roast beef



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: mahogany ratface



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: boyish lettuce

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Pale insanely creepy theater stage

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cordovan frum tank roast beef



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready nursing home french chef



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted scarlet knife dog poop

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: lascivious sooty partner

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Heady set

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Pale insanely creepy theater stage

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Flirting Ruddy Turdskin

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Demanding Tattoo Becky



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Stimulating Charcoal Preventive Strike



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Cordovan frum tank roast beef



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Yellow theatre half-breed



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Cordovan frum tank roast beef



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Pale insanely creepy theater stage

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: umber stead



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Cordovan frum tank roast beef



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Heady set



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Demanding Tattoo Becky



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Overrated Church Foreskin

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Pale insanely creepy theater stage



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine cheese-eating public bath boltzmann



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine cheese-eating public bath boltzmann



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Demanding Tattoo Becky



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Fluffy dull point selfie

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Heady set

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Demanding Tattoo Becky

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine cheese-eating public bath boltzmann



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Heady set



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: infuriating weed whacker



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: effete stain resort



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Heady set



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Pearly Autistic Famous Landscape Painting Messiness

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2],#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready nursing home french chef

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2],#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: bonkers home death wish



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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