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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
glittery gold tank
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Startled range
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
glittery gold tank
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Disgusting tattoo
  07/06/26
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Stimulating Plaza
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
aidsnigger mcbuttsex
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
bull headed aromatic pisswyrm electric furnace
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Obsidian Multi-billionaire Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
glittery gold tank
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Obsidian Multi-billionaire Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
glittery gold tank
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
Frisky hominid international law enforcement agency
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Obsidian Multi-billionaire Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
charcoal locale toaster
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
glittery gold tank
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
fragrant flesh coffee pot office
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
glittery gold tank
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
emerald corn cake
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
fragrant flesh coffee pot office
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
indecent step-uncle's house pervert
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
emerald corn cake
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
know-it-all crackhouse milk
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
soul-stirring navy center circlehead
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
fishy field
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
know-it-all crackhouse milk
  07/06/26
any employer would
fishy field
  07/06/26
...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
territorial magical hospital yarmulke
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
fishy field
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
Frisky hominid international law enforcement agency
  07/06/26
...
emerald corn cake
  07/06/26
...
trip rehab
  07/06/26
...
Stimulating Plaza
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Translucent heady codepig knife
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Dun piazza gaping
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Supple insane coldplay fan forum
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
red swashbuckling address sandwich
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
AZNgirl glueing Lindsey Graham's body parts
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/07/26
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calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: glittery gold tank

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Startled range

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: glittery gold tank

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Disgusting tattoo

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: aidsnigger mcbuttsex

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: bull headed aromatic pisswyrm electric furnace

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Multi-billionaire Twinkling Uncleanness

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: glittery gold tank

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Obsidian Multi-billionaire Twinkling Uncleanness

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: glittery gold tank

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Frisky hominid international law enforcement agency

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Obsidian Multi-billionaire Twinkling Uncleanness

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: charcoal locale toaster

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: glittery gold tank

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant flesh coffee pot office

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: glittery gold tank

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: emerald corn cake

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: fragrant flesh coffee pot office

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: indecent step-uncle's house pervert

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: emerald corn cake

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: know-it-all crackhouse milk

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring navy center circlehead

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: fishy field

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: know-it-all crackhouse milk

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: fishy field

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: territorial magical hospital yarmulke

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: fishy field

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Frisky hominid international law enforcement agency

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: emerald corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: trip rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Stimulating Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Translucent heady codepig knife

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Dun piazza gaping

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Supple insane coldplay fan forum

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: red swashbuckling address sandwich

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: AZNgirl glueing Lindsey Graham's body parts

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2],#49996447)