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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
clear 180 center
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
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they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
talented drunken karate
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
talented drunken karate
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
clear 180 center
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
talented drunken karate
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
clear 180 center
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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clear 180 center
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it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
clear 180 center
  07/14/25
wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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you lost the plot right there
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Wonderful temple
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
bronze alpha
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Adventurous Pink Gunner
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: clear 180 center

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: plum magical headpube sweet tailpipe

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: violent place of business patrolman

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: plum magical headpube sweet tailpipe

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cowardly sexy property

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: yapping cumskin

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone feces liquid oxygen

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: costumed newt



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: talented drunken karate

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: clear 180 center

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: motley senate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: talented drunken karate

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: clear 180 center

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: talented drunken karate

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: clear 180 center

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: talented drunken karate

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Bisexual Dopamine Boistinker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Carnelian dysfunction

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: talented drunken karate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cowardly sexy property

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle gas station affirmative action

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: costumed newt

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: plum magical headpube sweet tailpipe

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: violent place of business patrolman



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: talented drunken karate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: clear 180 center

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: plum magical headpube sweet tailpipe

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: clear 180 center

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Ticket Booth Trust Fund

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: clear 180 center

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Haunting piazza giraffe

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Bisexual Dopamine Boistinker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Umber voyeur



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: aromatic half-breed tank



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Charismatic abnormal mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Floppy ratface



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling brass faggot firefighter turdskin

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: aromatic half-breed tank

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: yapping cumskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: provocative community account ladyboy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: motley senate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Supple Frozen Athletic Conference



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: talented drunken karate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mahogany galvanic box office useless brakes



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all irradiated stock car field



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: provocative community account ladyboy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Bisexual Dopamine Boistinker



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: heady halford meetinghouse

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Burgundy exhilarant nursing home

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Bisexual Dopamine Boistinker

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: bronze alpha

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Pink Gunner

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: hairraiser amber becky

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Seedy Set Electric Furnace

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine depressive

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: multi-colored school cafeteria

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Carnelian dysfunction

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: indecent resort



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: cowardly sexy property



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: talented drunken karate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Theatre Macaca

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: clear 180 center

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)