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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
autistic fighting police squad
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Trip pit pistol
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Impertinent Site
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Trip pit pistol
  07/14/25
100%
Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky
  07/15/25
FAG
ocher toilet seat location
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Bull Headed Famous Landscape Painting Headpube
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Gold Narrow-minded Codepig
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Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
passionate bipolar library travel guidebook
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
autistic fighting police squad
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razzle blood rage
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
passionate bipolar library travel guidebook
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
autistic fighting police squad
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
passionate bipolar library travel guidebook
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
autistic fighting police squad
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
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jfc 180
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
talented legal warrant
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Gold Narrow-minded Codepig
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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Impertinent Site
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
autistic fighting police squad
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Trip pit pistol
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
autistic fighting police squad
  07/14/25
wut
Sticky brunch rigpig
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
autistic fighting police squad
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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thriller deranged theater
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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cyan multi-colored stock car
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
thriller deranged theater
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Exhilarant Shaky Electric Furnace
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
diverse lavender affirmative action
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
comical temple
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
autistic fighting police squad
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Trip pit pistol

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Impertinent Site

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Trip pit pistol

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ocher toilet seat location

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Bull Headed Famous Landscape Painting Headpube

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle State

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Gold Narrow-minded Codepig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: razzle blood rage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: thriller deranged theater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Slippery University

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ocher toilet seat location

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: talented legal warrant

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Gold Narrow-minded Codepig

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Trip pit pistol

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Impertinent Site



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Trip pit pistol

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Sticky brunch rigpig

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: irradiated keepsake machete

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: thriller deranged theater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Vigorous light menage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: spruce immigrant



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Turquoise curious psychic mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: jet sanctuary



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Glittery Offensive Business Firm

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: spruce immigrant

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Bull Headed Famous Landscape Painting Headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: razzle blood rage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Pervert Round Eye



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Effete Heady Messiness



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Avocado Philosopher-king Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: thriller deranged theater



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: carnelian pisswyrm

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: cyan multi-colored stock car



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Territorial Brethren Circlehead

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: thriller deranged theater

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shaky Electric Furnace

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: diverse lavender affirmative action

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: comical temple

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Indecent Indian Lodge

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: startling self-absorbed sneaky criminal theater stage

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: orange ticket booth

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Slippery University

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Marvelous stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: ocher toilet seat location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: passionate bipolar library travel guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Yarmulke Becky

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: autistic fighting police squad

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)