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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/08/25
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charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
deranged hunting ground hospital
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
stimulating step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
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very tactful low-t hissy fit menage
  12/17/25
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Flesh fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/25
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alcoholic persian
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Self-absorbed garnet degenerate kitty cat
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Self-absorbed garnet degenerate kitty cat
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Effete insecure market cuckold
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Provocative Stage
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/18/25
lol
cruel-hearted filthpig
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Provocative Stage
  12/17/25
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charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
very tactful low-t hissy fit menage
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
glittery orange chad
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
cruel-hearted filthpig
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
very tactful low-t hissy fit menage
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
glittery orange chad
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
very tactful low-t hissy fit menage
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Big-titted hairraiser striped hyena stage
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
godawful meetinghouse
  12/17/25
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motley plaza fanboi
  12/17/25
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onyx point travel guidebook
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
yellow diverse forum pervert
  12/17/25
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soul-stirring pungent heaven
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
charismatic reading party theater stage
  12/17/25
...
puce bateful love of her life
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Know-it-all queen of the night library
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
mint cracking crotch crackhouse
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Big-titted hairraiser striped hyena stage
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
mint cracking crotch crackhouse
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Big-titted hairraiser striped hyena stage
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
mint cracking crotch crackhouse
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Violet Exciting Set
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
glittery orange chad
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Know-it-all queen of the night library
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
glittery orange chad
  12/17/25
...
Violet Exciting Set
  12/17/25
I am not!
Know-it-all queen of the night library
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Floppy house nowag
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: deranged hunting ground hospital

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: stimulating step-uncle's house

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: very tactful low-t hissy fit menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Flesh fear-inspiring piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: alcoholic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed garnet degenerate kitty cat

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed garnet degenerate kitty cat

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Effete insecure market cuckold

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Provocative Stage

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Provocative Stage

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: very tactful low-t hissy fit menage

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: glittery orange chad

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted filthpig

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: very tactful low-t hissy fit menage

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: glittery orange chad

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: very tactful low-t hissy fit menage

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser striped hyena stage

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: godawful meetinghouse

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: motley plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: onyx point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: yellow diverse forum pervert

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring pungent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: charismatic reading party theater stage

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: puce bateful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all queen of the night library

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mint cracking crotch crackhouse

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser striped hyena stage

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: mint cracking crotch crackhouse

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser striped hyena stage

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: mint cracking crotch crackhouse

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Violet Exciting Set

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: glittery orange chad

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all queen of the night library

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: glittery orange chad

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Violet Exciting Set



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all queen of the night library

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Floppy house nowag

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518198)