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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
flatulent rigor marketing idea
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Flirting Property Useless Brakes
  04/01/26
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sable bisexual pit associate
  04/01/26
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maniacal halford sweet tailpipe
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
cerebral free-loading main people
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Rusted principal's office windowlicker
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
cerebral free-loading main people
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
sable bisexual pit associate
  04/01/26
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flatulent rigor marketing idea
  04/01/26
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maniacal halford sweet tailpipe
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Chocolate Fortuitous Meteor Market
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
titillating ruddy foreskin
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
sable bisexual pit associate
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
multi-colored embarrassed to the bone corner
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
charismatic school cafeteria black woman
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Pearl Space
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
cerebral free-loading main people
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Clear Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Clear Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
violet macaca half-breed
  04/01/26
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Flirting Property Useless Brakes
  04/01/26
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hairless garrison
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
elite demanding feces sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
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maniacal halford sweet tailpipe
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
concupiscible point
  04/01/26
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Comical Primrose Messiness Candlestick Maker
  04/01/26
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Flirting Property Useless Brakes
  04/01/26
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fluffy insanely creepy stag film
  04/01/26
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misunderstood territorial striped hyena
  04/01/26
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arousing seedy set crotch
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
180 indigo people who are hurt university
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
cerebral free-loading main people
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
concupiscible point
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
navy excitant gas station nibblets
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
greedy church building depressive
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
maniacal halford sweet tailpipe
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
180 indigo people who are hurt university
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
green thriller lodge
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Spectacular salmon trump supporter
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
ivory mind-boggling hospital
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
peach exciting plaza
  04/01/26
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180 indigo people who are hurt university
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
misunderstood territorial striped hyena
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
insane twisted giraffe cruise ship
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
arousing seedy set crotch
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: flatulent rigor marketing idea

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Flirting Property Useless Brakes

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: sable bisexual pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: maniacal halford sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading main people

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Rusted principal's office windowlicker

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading main people

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: sable bisexual pit associate

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: flatulent rigor marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: maniacal halford sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Chocolate Fortuitous Meteor Market

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: titillating ruddy foreskin

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: sable bisexual pit associate

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: multi-colored embarrassed to the bone corner

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria black woman

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Pearl Space

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading main people

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Clear Rigpig Bawdyhouse

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Clear Rigpig Bawdyhouse

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: violet macaca half-breed

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Flirting Property Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: hairless garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: elite demanding feces sneaky criminal

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: maniacal halford sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: concupiscible point

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Comical Primrose Messiness Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Flirting Property Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: fluffy insanely creepy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: misunderstood territorial striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: arousing seedy set crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: 180 indigo people who are hurt university

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading main people

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: concupiscible point

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: navy excitant gas station nibblets

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: greedy church building depressive

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: maniacal halford sweet tailpipe

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: 180 indigo people who are hurt university

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: green thriller lodge

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Spectacular salmon trump supporter

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: ivory mind-boggling hospital

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: peach exciting plaza

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: 180 indigo people who are hurt university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: misunderstood territorial striped hyena

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: insane twisted giraffe cruise ship

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: arousing seedy set crotch

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787327)