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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
titillating domesticated den
  10/13/22
love the effort
Glittery shrine
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
Saffron hilarious gaming laptop
  07/10/22
Team Crust
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Electric lake orchestra pit background story
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claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
  07/11/22
Lol
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soul-stirring tantric parlour toaster
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
Tan Misanthropic Stock Car
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
  07/10/22
Same
claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
Crusty base dopamine
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Heady brass address
  07/10/22
Lmao
Passionate Bespoke Indirect Expression
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
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Learning disabled party of the first part
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claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
  07/11/22
I guess
Racy sick nursing home idiot
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plum area newt
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
Tan Misanthropic Stock Car
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Electric lake orchestra pit background story
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titillating domesticated den
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claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
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comical garrison deer antler
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titillating domesticated den
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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stirring theater stage marketing idea
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claret insanely creepy public bath round eye
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Learning disabled party of the first part
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Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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Gay of Hormuz
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cooked unc
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
cardinal swan
  03/13/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: titillating domesticated den

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Glittery shrine

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Saffron hilarious gaming laptop

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Electric lake orchestra pit background story



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Electric lake orchestra pit background story

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring tantric parlour toaster



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Tan Misanthropic Stock Car

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Crusty base dopamine

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Heady brass address



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Passionate Bespoke Indirect Expression

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Passionate Bespoke Indirect Expression

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: indigo lettuce field



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: 180 institution sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Floppy bright tanning salon



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Learning disabled party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Racy sick nursing home idiot

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: plum area newt



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Tan Misanthropic Stock Car

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling trailer park boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Electric lake orchestra pit background story



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: titillating domesticated den



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: comical garrison deer antler



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: titillating domesticated den



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: lemon charismatic crotch

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: titillating domesticated den



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: stirring theater stage marketing idea



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Buff laughsome market

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: stirring theater stage marketing idea



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled party of the first part



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Crusty base dopamine

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: claret insanely creepy public bath round eye



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: cardinal swan

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

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