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marvelous stage nowag
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LJL @ poors
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Internet-worthy shrine
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MFCR alert
Dun Lay
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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fragrant self-centered whorehouse affirmative action
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Wonderful round eye theater
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Ebony talented antidepressant drug native
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
slate sex offender potus
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emergency money
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Irate voyeur dopamine
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laughsome sable temple laser beams
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You’re poor
Mewling mediation
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lemon gaming laptop
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Honey-headed lascivious dingle berry
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Irate voyeur dopamine
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I just got one of these too FML
Dun Lay
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
lemon gaming laptop
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How poor are you fuckers?
fragrant self-centered whorehouse affirmative action
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
lemon gaming laptop
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Excitant bipolar church building feces
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
lemon gaming laptop
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Red supple stead juggernaut
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Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
lemon gaming laptop
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
amber market keepsake machete
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great thread
Yapping house
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i love men
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
lemon gaming laptop
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How are you this poor
Honey-headed lascivious dingle berry
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
lemon gaming laptop
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
pontificating mustard space
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
lemon gaming laptop
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
lemon gaming laptop
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: laughsome sable temple laser beams

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: marvelous stage nowag



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Ebony talented antidepressant drug native

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shrine



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Dun Lay

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: slate sex offender potus

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: fragrant self-centered whorehouse affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Wonderful round eye theater

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Ebony talented antidepressant drug native

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: slate sex offender potus

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Ebony talented antidepressant drug native

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Irate voyeur dopamine



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: galvanic chartreuse range milk



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: galvanic chartreuse range milk



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: navy sinister stag film

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: laughsome sable temple laser beams



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Mewling mediation

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious dingle berry

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Irate voyeur dopamine



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Dun Lay

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: fragrant self-centered whorehouse affirmative action

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Excitant bipolar church building feces

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Red supple stead juggernaut

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: amber market keepsake machete

I have like $40k in mine ljl

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Yapping house

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: marvelous stage nowag



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Yapping house

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious dingle berry

How are you this poor

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: pontificating mustard space

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

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