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Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
710K
Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
yea
Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Brass theatre idiot
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Low-t Hairraiser Cuck Theater Stage
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Brass theatre idiot
  12/18/25
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  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
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Soul-stirring Deer Antler
  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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180 scarlet hospital
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
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  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
pearly unhinged sound barrier
  12/18/25
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Bull headed vivacious toilet seat
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Vigorous sandwich
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Spectacular Den
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Vigorous sandwich
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Aromatic business firm knife
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Vigorous sandwich
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
indecent abnormal church building
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
indecent abnormal church building
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
indecent abnormal church building
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
histrionic coral quadroon
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
indecent abnormal church building
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Startled Slate Sanctuary
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Disgusting indigo incel gay wizard
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Bull headed vivacious toilet seat
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Free-loading confused dopamine mental disorder
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Bull headed vivacious toilet seat
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
cobalt cerebral french chef
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Citrine flirting foreskin
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Massive cruise ship trust fund
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Chestnut abode weed whacker
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
histrionic coral quadroon
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Maniacal hell place of business
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
indecent abnormal church building
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Brilliant Irradiated Halford Parlour
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
greedy stimulating boistinker
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Brilliant Irradiated Halford Parlour
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Bull headed vivacious toilet seat
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Wonderful costumed step-uncle's house volcanic crater
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
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  12/22/25
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insecure dog poop
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
insecure dog poop
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
histrionic coral quadroon
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
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  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
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  12/22/25
not enough.
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  12/18/25
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Autistic rebellious half-breed
  12/20/25
little under $6M
amethyst disrespectful forum
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
indecent abnormal church building
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Brass theatre idiot
  12/18/25
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cobalt cerebral french chef
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
amethyst disrespectful forum
  12/19/25
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bearded marvelous office scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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Curious voyeur
  12/20/25
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lascivious casino generalized bond
  12/21/25
-$184K
hateful passionate spot
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Beady-eyed dragon
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
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  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
ocher glittery striped hyena gaping
  12/19/25
low-200s
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  12/18/25
0
Clear excitant stock car
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Orchid exciting pisswyrm trailer park
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
multi-colored menage
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
big affirmative action
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
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  12/19/25
Shrew'd
big affirmative action
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
180 scarlet hospital
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
laughsome fat ankles digit ratio
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Massive cruise ship trust fund
  12/19/25
thank you
laughsome fat ankles digit ratio
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
orange address haunted graveyard
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Glassy principal's office
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Domesticated Drab Institution Really Tough Guy
  12/19/25
what happened
ocher glittery striped hyena gaping
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Domesticated Drab Institution Really Tough Guy
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Mind-boggling pit psychic
  12/19/25
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Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
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  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Anal hot native son of senegal
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
primrose market masturbator
  12/20/25
~$900k
Free-loading confused dopamine mental disorder
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Peach hyperventilating faggotry internal respiration
  12/19/25
Wow.
Autistic rebellious half-breed
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Citrine flirting foreskin
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Peach hyperventilating faggotry internal respiration
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Citrine flirting foreskin
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Peach hyperventilating faggotry internal respiration
  12/19/25
lol
Startling Giraffe
  12/19/25
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Citrine flirting foreskin
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Massive cruise ship trust fund
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
swollen parlor
  12/19/25
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Massive cruise ship trust fund
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
greedy stimulating boistinker
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Embarrassed to the bone partner puppy
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
swollen parlor
  12/21/25
You sound poor
180 scarlet hospital
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Curious voyeur
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Olive pungent area
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Diverse Lime Codepig Property
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Olive pungent area
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
big affirmative action
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Olive pungent area
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
insecure dog poop
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Olive pungent area
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
amethyst disrespectful forum
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Diverse Lime Codepig Property
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Autistic rebellious half-breed
  12/20/25
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Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/20/25
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Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
dull plaza
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
multi-colored menage
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Translucent pocket flask
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Translucent pocket flask
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Translucent pocket flask
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Jet arrogant meetinghouse
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
sepia appetizing brethren range
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Jet arrogant meetinghouse
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Jet arrogant meetinghouse
  12/21/25
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Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Startled Slate Sanctuary
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Opaque Shivering School Cafeteria
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Racy territorial factory reset button
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
ultramarine old irish cottage bawdyhouse
  12/21/25
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Soul-stirring Deer Antler
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
house-broken pale lodge
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Alcoholic Elite Field
  12/21/25
180 last note
fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
sepia appetizing brethren range
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Razzle Black Woman Hall
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Concupiscible Juggernaut Center
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Spectacular Den
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
sepia appetizing brethren range
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
haunting tan senate
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
bateful nibblets
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
lascivious casino generalized bond
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
haunting tan senate
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Autistic rebellious half-breed
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/23/25
cap gains
greedy stimulating boistinker
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Autistic rebellious half-breed
  12/25/25
~$500k
Opaque Shivering School Cafeteria
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Brass theatre idiot

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Low-t Hairraiser Cuck Theater Stage

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Brass theatre idiot

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater organic girlfriend



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: ocher glittery striped hyena gaping



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling pit psychic



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: dull plaza



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Wonderful costumed step-uncle's house volcanic crater



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Deer Antler



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious casino generalized bond



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: 180 scarlet hospital



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: pearly unhinged sound barrier

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: pearly unhinged sound barrier

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Vigorous sandwich

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Spectacular Den

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Vigorous sandwich

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Aromatic business firm knife

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Vigorous sandwich

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: indecent abnormal church building

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: indecent abnormal church building

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: indecent abnormal church building

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic coral quadroon

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: shimmering arousing stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Anal hot native son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: indecent abnormal church building

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Startled Slate Sanctuary

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Disgusting indigo incel gay wizard

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Free-loading confused dopamine mental disorder

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: cobalt cerebral french chef

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Massive cruise ship trust fund

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Chestnut abode weed whacker

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: histrionic coral quadroon

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Maniacal hell place of business

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: titillating boiling water preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: indecent abnormal church building

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Irradiated Halford Parlour

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Irradiated Halford Parlour

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: greedy stimulating boistinker

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Brilliant Irradiated Halford Parlour

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Wonderful costumed step-uncle's house volcanic crater

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: insecure dog poop

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: insecure dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: insecure dog poop

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: histrionic coral quadroon

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: titillating boiling water preventive strike

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: histrionic coral quadroon

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling pit psychic



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious toilet seat



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: insecure dog poop



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Autistic rebellious half-breed



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: amethyst disrespectful forum

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: indecent abnormal church building

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Brass theatre idiot

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: supple temple immigrant



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: cobalt cerebral french chef



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: amethyst disrespectful forum

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: bearded marvelous office scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: boyish space karate

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater organic girlfriend



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Curious voyeur



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: lascivious casino generalized bond



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: hateful passionate spot

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dragon

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bbw

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: ocher glittery striped hyena gaping

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Walnut razzmatazz indian lodge twinkling uncleanness

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Clear excitant stock car

0

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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Orchid exciting pisswyrm trailer park

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: multi-colored menage

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: big affirmative action

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: laughsome fat ankles digit ratio

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: big affirmative action

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: 180 scarlet hospital

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: laughsome fat ankles digit ratio

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Massive cruise ship trust fund

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: laughsome fat ankles digit ratio

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: orange address haunted graveyard

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Glassy principal's office

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Domesticated Drab Institution Really Tough Guy

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ocher glittery striped hyena gaping

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Domesticated Drab Institution Really Tough Guy

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling pit psychic

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: trip hunting ground

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Anal hot native son of senegal

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: primrose market masturbator

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Free-loading confused dopamine mental disorder

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Peach hyperventilating faggotry internal respiration

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Autistic rebellious half-breed

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Peach hyperventilating faggotry internal respiration

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Peach hyperventilating faggotry internal respiration

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Startling Giraffe

lol

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Citrine flirting foreskin



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Massive cruise ship trust fund

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: swollen parlor

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Massive cruise ship trust fund



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: greedy stimulating boistinker

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone partner puppy

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: swollen parlor

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 scarlet hospital

You sound poor

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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Curious voyeur

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Olive pungent area

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Diverse Lime Codepig Property

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Olive pungent area

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: big affirmative action

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Olive pungent area

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: insecure dog poop

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Olive pungent area

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: amethyst disrespectful forum

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Diverse Lime Codepig Property

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Autistic rebellious half-breed

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: dull plaza

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: multi-colored menage

I paid just under that in taxes this year

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Translucent pocket flask

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Translucent pocket flask

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Translucent pocket flask

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Jet arrogant meetinghouse

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: sepia appetizing brethren range

How do you get your taxable income lower?

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Jet arrogant meetinghouse

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

Creative but nothing fraud tp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Jet arrogant meetinghouse

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Startled Slate Sanctuary

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Opaque Shivering School Cafeteria

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

are you still pozzed?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

undetectable brother

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Racy territorial factory reset button

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ultramarine old irish cottage bawdyhouse

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Deer Antler



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: house-broken pale lodge

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Elite Field

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: fragrant rough-skinned electric furnace

180 last note

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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sepia appetizing brethren range

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman Hall

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Juggernaut Center

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Den

just do discreet affairs bro

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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: sepia appetizing brethren range

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2],#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: haunting tan senate

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: bateful nibblets

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: lascivious casino generalized bond

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Lavender Floppy Stage Windowlicker

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: haunting tan senate

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Autistic rebellious half-breed

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: greedy stimulating boistinker

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Black jet-lagged gaming laptop pervert

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Autistic rebellious half-breed

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Opaque Shivering School Cafeteria

~$500k

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