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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
marvelous offensive stage
  12/29/15
b!
Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse
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C
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misunderstood stead police squad
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c
Cracking depressive
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a
Wonderful double fault boistinker
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a
cyan odious cuckoldry
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
marvelous offensive stage
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misunderstood stead police squad
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse
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a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
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misunderstood stead police squad
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Violent vengeful personal credit line
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misunderstood stead police squad
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
marvelous offensive stage
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misunderstood stead police squad
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c for sure
Violent vengeful personal credit line
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C
cyan odious cuckoldry
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c
tan stain
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Xo
180 Pocket Flask Potus
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chaturbate
Pink contagious principal's office
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C!
Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse
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everyone in this thread unzips.
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misunderstood stead police squad
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180 Pocket Flask Potus
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
tan stain
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Fragrant school yarmulke
  12/29/15
lol ouch
cobalt charismatic menage nibblets
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Violent vengeful personal credit line
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...
Titillating twinkling coldplay fan puppy
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misunderstood stead police squad
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
sable dead library
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
marvelous offensive stage
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2
cobalt charismatic menage nibblets
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
sable dead library
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police
Pink contagious principal's office
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cyan odious cuckoldry
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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180 Pocket Flask Potus
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4 and 180
tan stain
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Wake up and post please.
tan stain
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180 Pocket Flask Potus
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Startled motley lay
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: marvelous offensive stage

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask Potus

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Cracking depressive

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Wonderful double fault boistinker

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: cyan odious cuckoldry

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: marvelous offensive stage

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Violent vengeful personal credit line

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Violent vengeful personal credit line

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: marvelous offensive stage

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Violent vengeful personal credit line

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: cyan odious cuckoldry

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: tan stain

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask Potus

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Pink contagious principal's office

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Cerebral gay persian meetinghouse

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: stirring startling parlour rigor

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask Potus



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: tan stain

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Fragrant school yarmulke

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: cobalt charismatic menage nibblets

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Violent vengeful personal credit line

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Titillating twinkling coldplay fan puppy



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: misunderstood stead police squad



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: sable dead library

Topic has amazing potential.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: marvelous offensive stage

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: cobalt charismatic menage nibblets

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: sable dead library

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Pink contagious principal's office

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: cyan odious cuckoldry

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask Potus

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask Potus



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: tan stain

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: tan stain

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2],#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask Potus



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: sick cocky piazza

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Startled motley lay



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Curious amber office scourge upon the earth

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Territorial Skinny Woman



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