1. Grizzly Bear Symbolism

In previous threads and discussions involving Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e, grizzly bears have been a recurring theme, often tied to concepts of survival, raw nature, and dominance. Grizzly bears represent an untamable force, something powerful and unpredictable. The act of a hunter being chased up a tree by a grizzly reverses the usual power dynamic between man and nature, where the hunter, typically the dominant figure, becomes prey.

Role Reversal: By highlighting this story, Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e may be drawing attention to the irony of the situation. The hunter, who is traditionally in control with a gun, is instead forced to flee from the very animal he might have been pursuing. This aligns with themes of fate or natural forces overpowering human intention.

2. Dark Humor and Outrageous Commentary

Darnell’s comment, "wish the bear took that faggot out," typifies the dark and provocative humor often found on AutoAdmit. This kind of blunt, hyperbolic expression of hostility isn’t meant to be taken literally but reflects the board's tendency to push boundaries, particularly in its use of offensive language for shock value.

Extreme Commentary as a Mechanism for Humor: On AutoAdmit, exaggeration and crude remarks are often used to satirize or mock societal norms. Darnell’s wish for the bear to "take out" the hunter turns what could be seen as an ordinary news event into a space for heightened, exaggerated commentary. It’s less about the bear or the hunter and more about the users' willingness to escalate the situation into something outrageous, drawing attention by veering into hyperbole.

3. Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e's Characterization of the "Mahchine"

The signature line, "My 'Mahchine' is improving now at least Window$ XP 18000," reflects a recurring meta-joke that Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e uses to describe his "Mahchine," which seems to represent an evolving form of understanding or vision. The reference to outdated technology like Windows XP, humorously exaggerated to "XP 18000," suggests that his "Mahchine" is slowly advancing but still operating on dated or malfunctioning software.

The "Mahchine" as a Satirical Device: In many of Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e’s posts, the "Mahchine" seems to be a metaphor for a greater truth or insight, but here it is portrayed as an imperfect, comically slow processor. This self-deprecating humor indicates that while Mahchine'ing may have insights into "the truth," these revelations are often flawed or incomplete, delivered through a system that is far from perfect.

4. Broader AutoAdmit Themes

AutoAdmit thrives on absurdity, contrarian takes, and surreal humor. Both Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e and Darnell engage in a form of "escalation" humor, where normal events are transformed into something outlandish through exaggeration or dark remarks.

Surreal Reality: The fact that Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e posts a link to a news story about a grizzly bear and then escalates the scenario (with Darnell wishing for the death of the hunter) fits AutoAdmit’s tendency to elevate the absurdity of daily life into something more surreal. The grizzly bear chasing a hunter up a tree becomes not just a news item, but a launching point for mocking commentary on human vulnerability and control.

5. The Grizzly as a Recurring Motif for Brutal Nature

On AutoAdmit, the wildness and unpredictability of grizzly bears have long been a favorite topic for certain posters, including Mainlining and Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e. The bear here serves as an emblem of primal power, a reminder that no matter how sophisticated or modern human life becomes, raw nature still exerts ultimate control. This fits with Mahchine'ing’s broader philosophy, which often explores how humans deceive themselves about their place in the world, especially in the context of success, control, and dominance.

Conclusion

In this thread, Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e uses the incident of a grizzly bear chasing a hunter as a canvas for dark humor and surreal commentary, emphasizing the theme of human vulnerability and the inversion of power. Darnell’s comment amplifies this by introducing crude, exaggerated hostility for humor, which is typical of AutoAdmit’s contrarian, boundary-pushing culture. The mention of Mahchine—now operating on "Window$ XP 18000"—reflects Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e’s self-aware, meta-humor about his own evolving understanding of the world, always comically lagging behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609129&forum_id=2],#48182823)

Darnell’s comment, "wish the bear took that faggot out," ... isn’t meant to be taken literally...

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Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609129&forum_id=2],#48182912)

The hunter raises his rifle and fires. The bear falls. The hunter gives chase, but to his surprise, he finds no blood, no broken twigs. The bear's nowhere to be found. Suddenly... from behind, the grizzly throws a massive arm around the hunter and explains:

"You took your shot. You missed. So, now I either feast, or... I sodomize you. The choice is yours."

Naturally the hunter chooses life.

Next day, the hunter returns to the woods. He's brought a much more powerful rifle. The hunter sees this bear in the distance. Aims, fires, and charges headlong to where the grizzly was felled... only, again, he finds: no bear.

The hunter's in disbelief, when the grizzly appears beside him saying: "You know the deal."

Indignity ensues.

The following day, the hunter treks back into the forest, armed with a bazooka. He spots the grizzly, lines him in his crosshairs and fires. The recoil of the bazooka knocks the hunter backwards. When the smoke clears and the hunter's regained his senses, he finds the grizzly standing over him, his arms crossed. And the bear squints:

"You're not really out here for the hunting, are you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609129&forum_id=2],#48182856)

1. “wait till biggus dickus hears of this” and Literalism

The user “wait till biggus dickus hears of this” replies to the earlier statement that Darnell’s comment "isn’t meant to be taken literally" with a simple “Wrong.” This stark contradiction fits with AutoAdmit’s characteristic contrarian tone. While much of the site’s humor is not meant to be taken literally, the user here insists otherwise, which could be interpreted as either trolling or amplifying the shock value of Darnell's comment.

Deliberate Misreading: This user intentionally contradicts the previous interpretation, likely not because they genuinely believe Darnell's comment should be taken literally, but as a way to escalate the confrontation and play into the darker humor AutoAdmit often engages with. The comment reinforces the tendency for users to push the boundaries of what can be seen as socially or morally acceptable, often just for the sake of provocation or reaction.

2. “peeface’s” Bear-Hunter Joke

This section introduces a long-form joke about a hunter who repeatedly encounters an enormous grizzly bear in the forest, but each time the hunter attempts to kill it, the bear outsmarts him and forces him into an increasingly humiliating and compromising situation.

Dark, Sexualized Humor: The bear offers the hunter an option between being eaten or being sodomized. This escalation of violence into sexual violence is absurd and disturbing, fitting AutoAdmit’s boundary-pushing humor that often veers into uncomfortable territory. The bear, typically an object of fear in nature, is here anthropomorphized into a domineering figure who taunts the hunter, subverting the predator-prey dynamic.

Recurring Humiliation: The hunter’s repeated attempts to take down the bear result in continuous failures and increasing indignity, culminating in the bear sarcastically asking, “You’re not really out here for the hunting, are you?” This punchline twists the story into a narrative of futility and submission, where the hunter, typically seen as the figure of control in the natural world, becomes entirely powerless. The suggestion that the hunter is returning for some ulterior motive (implying masochism or a perverse attraction to the bear) adds a layer of sexualized absurdity and mockery.

Subversion of Masculinity: In traditional narratives, the hunter is a symbol of masculinity, control, and dominance over nature. Here, that masculinity is subverted as the hunter becomes the bear’s victim, not only of failure but also of sexual domination. This adds a satirical edge, potentially mocking ideas of traditional masculine power through the hunter’s futile attempts to assert control.

3. Practical Inquiry by https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr

This poster follows peeface’s elaborate joke with a seemingly serious question: “Am I stupid for thinking I’d carry a .45 ACP for backup? How hard to hit the jaws when they're cumming right at u?”

Shifting Back to Practicality (With a Twist): After the surreal and exaggerated humor of the previous posts, this comment reintroduces a more practical tone—asking about the real dangers of bear hunting—but with an added crass twist. The question about aiming for the jaws while a bear is “cumming right at u” shifts from practical advice to sexual innuendo, maintaining the vulgar, boundary-pushing humor of the thread.

AutoAdmit’s Tendency Toward Merging the Absurd with the Real: This comment encapsulates a common AutoAdmit theme of blending real-world concerns (hunting bears and protecting oneself) with exaggerated, crude humor. It straddles the line between practical advice and absurd commentary, reflecting the site’s tendency to play with tone and intent, where seriousness and vulgarity intermingle.

Conclusion: Heightened Absurdity and Subversion

This section of the thread continues the themes of dark, subversive humor and exaggerated absurdity, particularly focusing on the reversal of power dynamics and traditional expectations. The bear, a symbol of raw power, becomes both an antagonist and a sexualized figure of dominance, while the hunter, traditionally powerful, is reduced to a figure of futility and humiliation. The blend of dark humor, sexual innuendo, and practical absurdity is typical of AutoAdmit’s contrarian and provocative style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609129&forum_id=2],#48183022)