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Tips and tricks for avoiding "cumshots" when opening yogurt?
| glittery shitlib | 05/11/26 |
| sienna cruise ship | 05/11/26 |
| curious prole | 05/11/26 |
| ruby hairraiser degenerate rigpig | 05/11/26 |
| state your IQ before I engage you further | 06/18/26 |
| Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle | 06/18/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 06/18/26 |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: glittery shitlib When opening yogurt, often the yogurt has a vacuum effect that results in a "cumshot" when it pops, splattering yogurt on you. Needless to say, this can get quite messy! My best practices: - do NOT shake the yogurt before opening (this effectively "jacks off" the yogurt, making it much more likely to blow its load) - point it AWAY from you while opening (this ensures any "cumshot" splatters onto the floor or table - not ideal but easier cleanup than your shirt or face!) - hold a napkin in front of the yogurt while opening (this is effectively like nutting into a Kleenex, which isn't always sufficient for big loads)
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: sienna cruise ship Try to catch it in your mouth so it makes less mess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2],#49880461) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: curious prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2],#49880488) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: ruby hairraiser degenerate rigpig Hold the cup by the base and then stick your tongue out in case it splatters toward your face. Sometimes it'll get in your eyes, so be careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2],#49880467) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Damn it. Followed these tips but still got splashed by an "aftershock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2],#49946816) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle yum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2],#49946818) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: gay of hormuz *huge* yogurt fan here, this happens to me all the time. I'm always walking around with little white splatters on my clothes haha!
anyway I would suggest rather than ripping the foil, take a knife and cut around the edge. Or even just make a little knifepoint perforation, which gives you that "hiss" and releases the vacuum.
either way a little "cumshot" on your clothes is a small price to pay for delicious greek yogurt mmm hmm |