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Deathbed montage: Surprisingly large # of times you stood filling a Slurpee cup
| The Dismal Tide | 08/04/26 |
| earl is gay lol | 08/04/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/04/26 |
| The Dismal Tide | 08/04/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/04/26 |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:12 AM Author: The Dismal Tide You lie on your deathbed in your final moments and as your eyelids drop the montage begins. You expect a more typical compendium of life experiences, but you soon realize its only one thing. Its only the various times you filled Slurpee cups at 7/11.
Youre mostly surprised at how many times you did this. Slurpees are fine, but you never had any particular love for them, nor ever made a habit of going to 7/11. But look... there are you... dozens and dozens of times since childhood. The sound of the machine: PSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH
In the first clips it's your mom or dad filling the cup, as you stood by their legs, gazing up, giving instructions or waiting with big eyes.
In each of the clips, you can feel the thrill in your body that you felt then. The pure expectant joy.
it wasn't a bad life. |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: earl is gay lol (🧐) The memories circle back. An onslaught of denial where you tell your own son "that crap is full of microplastics" and hand him a bottle of Kefir. He goes on to become a Big Lawyer, just like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2],#50044388) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2],#50044389) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: The Dismal Tide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2],#50044393) |
Date: August 4th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2],#50044390) |