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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
pea-brained corner
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich
  07/14/25
100%
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  07/15/25
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Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
tantric parlour messiness
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
tantric parlour messiness
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/25
wut
Coiffed Fortuitous Meteor Circlehead
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
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thirsty diverse regret corn cake
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
thirsty diverse regret corn cake
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pea-brained corner

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: motley vengeful trump supporter hall

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: floppy buff national security agency associate

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Lake rehab faggotry

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Emerald fragrant plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: razzle ocher cuckold



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: supple nofapping sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Shrine Preventive Strike

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: motley vengeful trump supporter hall

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Provocative trailer park pozpig

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Emerald fragrant plaza

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pea-brained corner



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slap-happy sandwich

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Coiffed Fortuitous Meteor Circlehead

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: ruby resort

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: supple nofapping sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Metal ticket booth keepsake machete



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: multi-colored flushed persian



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: glittery queen of the night



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Marvelous Pearly International Law Enforcement Agency Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: doobsian mint pit nowag

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: multi-colored flushed persian

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: floppy buff national security agency associate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bipolar Cruise Ship



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: razzle ocher cuckold



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready cumskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated native



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Vigorous church building tank



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bipolar Cruise Ship



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: supple nofapping sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Duck-like locale digit ratio

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Deranged contagious knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Drab puppy garrison

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: supple nofapping sweet tailpipe

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Aqua titillating athletic conference immigrant

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: effete violent den

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: zippy theater stage wrinkle

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Yellow feces incel

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: spectacular brilliant wagecucks community account

Incredible thread

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Curious high-end halford spot

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Shrine Preventive Strike

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Shimmering Abnormal Jew



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: motley vengeful trump supporter hall



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: tantric parlour messiness



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: thirsty diverse regret corn cake

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Crimson Stain Organic Girlfriend

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)