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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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  01/26/16
This one stings.
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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jesus no...
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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Ivory range
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
Brutal
Confused digit ratio goal in life
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...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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damnit
Thriller point
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...
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  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
jfc
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Vibrant personal credit line
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...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/25/16
Cr
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
hm
scarlet autistic station
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
wait
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
rambunctious adventurous love of her life wrinkle
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cocky nowag
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Maroon indian lodge
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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Ivory range
  01/25/16
damn
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O LORD
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
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Lmao
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Thriller point
  01/25/16
ouch
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poison
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180
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just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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180
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  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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God have mercy.
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chilling
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
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toxic
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My computer just exploded
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JFC
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And yes, you're bald
cordovan goyim
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Bronze area
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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Thirsty appetizing legal warrant
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
toxic
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
multi-colored bright jew
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/25/16
TY bro
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
...
emerald exhilarant church
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
flushed becky
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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orange step-uncle's house
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Cream regret
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
lol
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Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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Ruddy resort dysfunction
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
Lmao
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  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/25/16
lmao true
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Ruddy resort dysfunction
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Haha
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Confused digit ratio goal in life
  01/25/16
...
chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
flushed becky
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
cracking temple quadroon
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
contagious forum
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
sapphire disrespectful gas station haunted graveyard
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Duck-like comical legend
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Purple know-it-all pit
  06/03/19
oh no
Pontificating Laser Beams Feces
  08/08/19
LOL
passionate ratface
  03/16/20
JFC
orange step-uncle's house
  03/19/20
Update?
Startling factory reset button national security agency
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
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...
Slate meetinghouse turdskin
  05/19/16
...
swashbuckling set death wish
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
Cr
chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
...
Cerise lascivious main people milk
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Cerise lascivious main people milk
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
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...
cordovan goyim
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
nudist corner
  01/26/16
...
nudist corner
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
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  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
rose pea-brained therapy stage
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Spruce psychic
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
racy very tactful marketing idea tanning salon
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
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  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Lmfao
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
odious sadistic antidepressant drug house
  01/26/16
...
Self-absorbed Patrolman Double Fault
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Spruce psychic
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Slate meetinghouse turdskin
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aphrodisiac abode
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
multi-colored bright jew
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
bistre titillating blood rage hall
  01/26/16
...
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...
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Cream regret
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Learning disabled gold hospital tank
  04/04/16
...
Hyperventilating motley bawdyhouse giraffe
  03/15/17
*applause*
rusted sickened rehab doctorate
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...
Silver newt
  09/26/21
...
sapphire disrespectful gas station haunted graveyard
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...
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
trip bisexual box office
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/26/16
...
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
...
chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Describe
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Flatulent Overrated Parlor
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/26/16
Please be flame
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
cobalt coldplay fan
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
Fuck
cobalt coldplay fan
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
swashbuckling set death wish
  01/26/16
cq's!
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
...
orange step-uncle's house
  03/19/20
...
Hyperventilating motley bawdyhouse giraffe
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Mischievous burgundy public bath
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
multi-colored bright jew
  01/26/16
except for your autism
cordovan goyim
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/26/16
...
sienna alcoholic nursing home
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
multi-colored bright jew
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
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...
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LOL fair
multi-colored bright jew
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Spruce psychic
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...
rose pea-brained therapy stage
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
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...
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Marvelous Mewling Ladyboy
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jfc
buff theatre party of the first part
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...
Chest-beating ceo selfie
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lmao at the dog bit
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
trip bisexual box office
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Shaky ticket booth ape
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do u love it
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
chrome plaza
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
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...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
buff theatre party of the first part
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
buff theatre party of the first part
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
buff theatre party of the first part
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Shaky ticket booth ape
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...
Navy jap field
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
provocative infuriating site hunting ground
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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cobalt coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
bistre titillating blood rage hall
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*puts gun in mouth*
Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling set death wish
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Spruce psychic
  01/26/16
JFC
Yapping walnut coffee pot
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180
Amber Principal's Office Genital Piercing
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...
Bull headed angry hominid pozpig
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
cobalt coldplay fan
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Shaky ticket booth ape
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provocative infuriating site hunting ground
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...
provocative infuriating site hunting ground
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Shaky ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
180 twist
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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...
trip bisexual box office
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THIS
Cream regret
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...
mustard bespoke roast beef
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
disturbing kitty cat hell
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
disturbing kitty cat hell
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
aromatic cowardly shrine
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
aromatic cowardly shrine
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
bearded sex offender internal respiration
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
disturbing kitty cat hell
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
multi-colored bright jew
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
disturbing kitty cat hell
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
bearded sex offender internal respiration
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180. *GULPS*
Lilac excitant heaven
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Thriller point
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...
Ivory range
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180
big kitty
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
emerald exhilarant church
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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...
swashbuckling set death wish
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
brilliant stirring gaming laptop organic girlfriend
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
nubile wine locale
  05/19/16
repost please
emerald exhilarant church
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I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
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  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
nubile wine locale
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
Cream regret
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...
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...
Confused digit ratio goal in life
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180.
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...
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...
French school lettuce
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...
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
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...
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...
impressive faggotry
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cr
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
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...
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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...
stimulating at-the-ready faggot firefighter
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...
buff theatre party of the first part
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mods please delete
swashbuckling set death wish
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
bearded sex offender internal respiration
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...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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i really like it here
nubile wine locale
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...
French school lettuce
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...
Sable shitlib
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
swashbuckling set death wish
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Sexy Home Idiot
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... ...
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...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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Lol
Twisted arousing dilemma
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Holy shit.
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...
bistre titillating blood rage hall
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...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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...
buff theatre party of the first part
  03/15/17
...
Hyperventilating motley bawdyhouse giraffe
  03/15/17
...
French school lettuce
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
talented crawly indirect expression den
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
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bump for leolenin
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...
Alcoholic mental disorder
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...
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*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
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...
orange step-uncle's house
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where is corporate slave?
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...
Coral Zippy
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buff theatre party of the first part
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...
cobalt coldplay fan
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
swashbuckling set death wish
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...
Saffron Native Really Tough Guy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
rebellious
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
rebellious
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No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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cobalt coldplay fan
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...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Free-loading Toilet Seat
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The signs were, sadly, all there
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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...
ungodly place of business chapel
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...
cobalt coldplay fan
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/16/19
...
swashbuckling set death wish
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Bateful fuchsia travel guidebook state
  01/16/19
Jfc
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
swashbuckling set death wish
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
codepig
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
aromatic cowardly shrine
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
nibblets
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
nibblets
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
nibblets
  01/17/19
...
cobalt coldplay fan
  04/08/19
...
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Saffron Native Really Tough Guy
  04/09/19
...
nibblets
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
nibblets
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
vengeful elastic band
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
  06/03/19
...
swashbuckling set death wish
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
fragrant karate center
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
nibblets
  06/03/19
...
bistre titillating blood rage hall
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
nibblets
  08/08/19
...
nibblets
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
crimson yarmulke
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
nighttime roommate
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
crimson yarmulke
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...
crimson yarmulke
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tantric multi-billionaire
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buff theatre party of the first part
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iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
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iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
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apoplectic elite
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buff theatre party of the first part
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swashbuckling set death wish
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disgusting carmine
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Silver newt
  10/11/21
bump
iridescent startled church building cuckoldry
  03/12/22
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buff theatre party of the first part
  01/05/23
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Startling factory reset button national security agency
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
henna useless useless brakes boistinker
  10/13/23
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mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich
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cobalt coldplay fan
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Startling factory reset button national security agency
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic theater

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: French school lettuce

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Unhinged stead

Good lord.

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: orange step-uncle's house

oh my.

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: green hairraiser kitchen

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: impressive faggotry



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Abnormal canary menage juggernaut

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Author: cobalt coldplay fan



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Cyan razzle garrison associate

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: frozen famous landscape painting

My computer just exploded

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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: insane concupiscible address cuck

JFC

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic nursing home

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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: awkward bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: cordovan goyim

And yes, you're bald

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bronze area

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Ivory range

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant church



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Death gotta be easy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored bright jew

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

TY bro

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant church



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: flushed becky

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Sticky candlestick maker piazza

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Mahogany stubborn fanboi



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: orange step-uncle's house



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: sapphire disrespectful gas station haunted graveyard

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic nursing home

credited advice

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

even more toxic



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Ruby cuckold

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Cream regret

i lol'd

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Snowy vivacious orchestra pit hairy legs

lol

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: racy very tactful marketing idea tanning salon

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Ruddy resort dysfunction



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease

you are slaying this thread

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

why do you think that?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Mad Cow Disease

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: vigorous tan lodge

Lmao

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

lmao true

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Ruddy resort dysfunction



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: light heady volcanic crater half-breed

Haha

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: flushed becky

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: cracking temple quadroon

JFC holy shit

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: contagious forum

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: sapphire disrespectful gas station haunted graveyard

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Duck-like comical legend

Lmao good find

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Purple know-it-all pit

Lol oh my God

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Pontificating Laser Beams Feces

oh no

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: passionate ratface

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: orange step-uncle's house

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: clear embarrassed to the bone pocket flask

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse turdskin



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

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Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Cerise lascivious main people milk



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Cerise lascivious main people milk



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: cordovan goyim



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: nudist corner

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: nudist corner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: odious sadistic antidepressant drug house

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: rose pea-brained therapy stage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Spruce psychic



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Author: racy very tactful marketing idea tanning salon

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: trip bisexual box office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: odious sadistic antidepressant drug house

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy trump supporter

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: multi-colored bright jew

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: bistre titillating blood rage hall

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic reading party trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Cream regret

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Learning disabled gold hospital tank

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Hyperventilating motley bawdyhouse giraffe



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: rusted sickened rehab doctorate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: trip bisexual box office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: orange step-uncle's house



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Hyperventilating motley bawdyhouse giraffe



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Mischievous burgundy public bath

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: multi-colored bright jew

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: cordovan goyim

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: multi-colored bright jew

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: multi-colored bright jew

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic reading party trust fund

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: twinkling pisswyrm

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: trip bisexual box office

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: trip bisexual box office

do u love it

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: chrome plaza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Navy jap field



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: provocative infuriating site hunting ground

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Thriller point

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bistre titillating blood rage hall



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Philosopher-king Brunch

*puts gun in mouth*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Spruce psychic

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Yapping walnut coffee pot

JFC

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Amber Principal's Office Genital Piercing

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Bull headed angry hominid pozpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: provocative infuriating site hunting ground



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: provocative infuriating site hunting ground



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

mmm hmmm

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

180 twist

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Cream regret

THIS

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: mustard bespoke roast beef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: aromatic cowardly shrine

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: aromatic cowardly shrine

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: multi-colored bright jew

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Red diverse liquid oxygen theater stage

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

damn bruh you going HAM itt

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Lilac excitant heaven

180. *GULPS*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Thriller point

fucking damn

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Ivory range



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: big kitty

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant church

Goodbye, XO.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Alright wish I never made this thread

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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: brilliant stirring gaming laptop organic girlfriend

what the fuck was in this?

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: nubile wine locale

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant church

repost please

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Shaky ticket booth ape

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: nubile wine locale

it was absolutely brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Navy jap field

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Cream regret

tyft brother

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse turdskin

180.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: mustard bespoke roast beef



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: French school lettuce



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: honey-headed dingle berry queen of the night

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

brave

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Startling factory reset button national security agency



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Twisted arousing dilemma

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant church



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: impressive faggotry



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Startling factory reset button national security agency



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: trip bisexual box office



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: stimulating at-the-ready faggot firefighter



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish

mods please delete

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: bearded sex offender internal respiration

already preserved in the archives

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: nubile wine locale

i really like it here

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: French school lettuce



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Sable shitlib



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Sexy Home Idiot

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: sapphire disrespectful gas station haunted graveyard

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Twisted arousing dilemma

Lol

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Bateful fuchsia travel guidebook state

Holy shit.

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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: bistre titillating blood rage hall



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Hyperventilating motley bawdyhouse giraffe



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: French school lettuce



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: talented crawly indirect expression den

"i made it," he thought.

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Spectacular Stage

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: orange step-uncle's house

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic mental disorder



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse turdskin



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Ebony space preventive strike

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: orange step-uncle's house



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Electric Anal Weed Whacker

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Coral Zippy



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Saffron Native Really Tough Guy



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: rebellious

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: rebellious

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Sable shitlib

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: gay aggressive crotch

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Confused digit ratio goal in life



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Free-loading Toilet Seat

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: ungodly place of business chapel



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Bateful fuchsia travel guidebook state

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

Jfc

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  codepig

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: aromatic cowardly shrine

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  nibblets

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  nibblets

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  nibblets

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: cobalt coldplay fan



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Saffron Native Really Tough Guy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  nibblets



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  nibblets

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: vengeful elastic band

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: fragrant karate center

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  nibblets

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: bistre titillating blood rage hall



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  nibblets

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  nibblets



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  crimson yarmulke

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: nighttime roommate

Does that include you?

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  crimson yarmulke

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  crimson yarmulke



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: tantric multi-billionaire



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: apoplectic elite



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling set death wish



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: disgusting carmine



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Silver newt



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: iridescent startled church building cuckoldry

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: buff theatre party of the first part



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Startling factory reset button national security agency



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: 

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: henna useless useless brakes boistinker

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull cruise ship sandwich



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