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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
This one stings.
mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/26/16
jesus no...
ultramarine seedy center main people
  10/24/16
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Brilliant therapy trust fund
  01/03/17
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submissive appetizing mad cow disease locus
  02/20/18
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harsh avocado black woman location
  06/03/19
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Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  10/14/20
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Slimy Foreskin
  01/25/16
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odious stead
  01/25/16
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Rose feces
  01/25/16
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Duck-like slippery patrolman
  01/25/16
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Beady-eyed abode
  01/25/16
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Rose feces
  01/25/16
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Duck-like slippery patrolman
  01/25/16
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Talented Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/25/16
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lascivious library gaming laptop
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swashbuckling ebony pistol pervert
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bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
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tripping ticket booth
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Wine clown
  01/25/16
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Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
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Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
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Cyan Hall Windowlicker
  01/26/16
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stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
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Trip disrespectful dingle berry
  11/27/16
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Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  06/13/17
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Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  12/19/17
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bronze territorial menage
  01/24/18
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walnut ratface
  06/10/24
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mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
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Light boistinker base
  10/24/16
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Brilliant therapy trust fund
  11/27/16
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Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/23/17
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Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon
  03/15/17
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Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  04/20/17
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Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  02/20/18
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Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  05/24/18
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Glittery faggot firefighter
  09/26/21
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ruddy station
  03/12/22
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walnut ratface
  05/15/22
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walnut ratface
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Gay wild liquid oxygen psychic
  01/25/16
Brutal
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Swollen vibrant trailer park organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Fear-inspiring galvanic pozpig
  01/25/16
toxic
translucent reading party
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
drab gas station becky
  01/25/16
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odious stead
  01/25/16
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bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
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Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster
  01/25/16
damnit
Cerise adventurous institution knife
  01/25/16
...
Rose feces
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
jfc
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Rose feces
  01/25/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/25/16
Cr
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
hm
hairraiser sapphire dilemma
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
wait
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/25/16
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mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
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Violet range filthpig
  01/25/16
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bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
drab gas station becky
  01/25/16
...
electric cheese-eating indian lodge
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Gay wild liquid oxygen psychic
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Gay wild liquid oxygen psychic
  01/25/16
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180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/25/16
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Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  01/25/16
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lemon chest-beating depressive hominid
  01/25/16
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Cerise adventurous institution knife
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster
  01/25/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Copper supple rehab
  01/25/16
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cobalt big laser beams persian
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
bistre bbw
  01/25/16
...
Fear-inspiring galvanic pozpig
  01/25/16
...
tripping ticket booth
  01/25/16
damn
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
...
french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
boyish sticky codepig
  01/25/16
O LORD
Heady stage useless brakes
  01/25/16
jfc
embarrassed to the bone property regret
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Red greedy address milk
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
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Rose feces
  01/25/16
Lmao
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
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carnelian apoplectic multi-billionaire circlehead
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mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
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french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs
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stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
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bronze territorial menage
  02/15/16
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primrose yapping hospital
  07/08/17
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mildly autistic soggy tattoo
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  07/08/17
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bronze territorial menage
  10/27/17
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dark exciting stag film chad
  12/26/17
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bronze territorial menage
  05/24/18
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bronze territorial menage
  03/16/20
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rambunctious set
  02/18/22
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Maroon cuckold dragon
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Wine clown
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Cerise adventurous institution knife
  01/25/16
ouch
twisted orchid weed whacker
  01/26/16
poison
Crawly pit
  01/26/16
...
Silver corner
  01/26/16
180
Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
fragrant public bath
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Cocky charismatic police squad
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
RIP brother
naked area idea he suggested
  09/27/16
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Maroon cuckold dragon
  12/26/17
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stirring locale cuckoldry
  08/12/19
180
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/26/16
...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
misanthropic costumed dopamine antidepressant drug
  01/27/16
...
Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  01/27/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Demanding Field
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Demanding Field
  02/02/16
...
Buck-toothed aromatic bawdyhouse
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
grizzly heaven
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Cowardly milky wagecucks
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Rusted splenetic trump supporter sanctuary
  02/24/16
18000000
High-end business firm
  03/04/16
165
stimulating mischievous market mother
  03/04/16
...
razzmatazz private investor double fault
  05/19/16
chilling
Hyperactive Cruise Ship Fanboi
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
marvelous den
  12/17/16
Good lord.
mahogany vigorous crackhouse degenerate
  01/03/17
oh my.
Pearly razzle prole quadroon
  01/23/17
toxic
salmon coiffed friendly grandma
  03/13/17
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Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon
  03/15/17
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lemon chest-beating depressive hominid
  04/02/17
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Scarlet elite preventive strike
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Disgusting Indigo Box Office Giraffe
  07/08/17
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histrionic home corn cake
  10/27/17
mother of god
mildly autistic soggy tattoo
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
onyx sick spot
  10/27/17
JFC
Aqua nudist voyeur stain
  10/27/17
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Underhanded fighting school brethren
  12/26/17
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Angry principal's office sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
ouch
poppy provocative state
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Sienna temple
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effete concupiscible brunch rigor
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arousing pea-brained forum elastic band
  08/09/19
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Glittery faggot firefighter
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Bull headed factory reset button
  07/28/25
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jade sound barrier
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
insanely creepy free-loading personal credit line
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Fantasy-prone Crotch
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
tripping ticket booth
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
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soul-stirring gay wizard
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
toxic
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
impertinent party of the first part house
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
TY bro
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
cream background story jew
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Swollen vibrant trailer park organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
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Mauve haunting really tough guy church building
  10/27/17
...
bronze territorial menage
  05/24/18
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Pearly razzle prole quadroon
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
spruce contagious site associate
  10/27/17
credited advice
poppy provocative state
  05/24/18
even more toxic
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
exhilarant lay
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
i lol'd
obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
lol
autistic laughsome mediation legal warrant
  06/01/17
...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Maroon cuckold dragon
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Red greedy address milk
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Red greedy address milk
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Red greedy address milk
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Red greedy address milk
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Red greedy address milk
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Lmao
Pale Internal Respiration Wrinkle
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
bronze territorial menage
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
bronze territorial menage
  01/25/16
lmao true
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/25/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
...
Maroon cuckold dragon
  12/26/17
Haha
insane round eye university
  03/19/20
...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
cream background story jew
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
geriatric hyperventilating point marketing idea
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
thriller headpube pisswyrm
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
bronze territorial menage
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
spruce contagious site associate
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
naked area idea he suggested
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Henna Immigrant
  06/03/19
oh no
Cocky charismatic police squad
  08/08/19
LOL
Magenta National
  03/16/20
JFC
Pearly razzle prole quadroon
  03/19/20
Update?
rambunctious set
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
ivory whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  05/19/16
...
Violet range filthpig
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Cr
Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster
  01/26/16
...
mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
...
mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
insanely creepy free-loading personal credit line
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
vivacious national security agency theater stage
  01/26/16
...
vivacious national security agency theater stage
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Slimy Foreskin
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
primrose yapping hospital
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/26/16
...
french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/26/16
Lmfao
bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Slimy Foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Sinister digit ratio
  01/16/19
...
insane round eye university
  03/16/20
...
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
...
french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  03/28/16
...
arousing pea-brained forum elastic band
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
fiercely-loyal parlor pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
impertinent party of the first part house
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine seedy center main people
  10/24/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Ruby chapel
  04/04/16
...
Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon
  03/15/17
*applause*
Overrated spectacular macaca
  10/27/17
...
Glittery faggot firefighter
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
spruce contagious site associate
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster
  01/26/16
...
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Describe
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
...
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Please be flame
bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
histrionic home corn cake
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
Fuck
histrionic home corn cake
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Violet range filthpig
  01/26/16
cq's!
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
...
Pearly razzle prole quadroon
  03/19/20
...
Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Alcoholic Kink-friendly Half-breed Son Of Senegal
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
impertinent party of the first part house
  01/26/16
except for your autism
insanely creepy free-loading personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
...
poppy provocative state
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
impertinent party of the first part house
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
LOL fair
impertinent party of the first part house
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/26/16
...
french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood
  01/23/17
...
Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon
  03/15/17
...
primrose yapping hospital
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
underrated
ultramarine seedy center main people
  01/26/16
...
Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  02/15/16
...
Brilliant therapy trust fund
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Irradiated garrison volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
jfc
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
comical office
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
do u love it
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Tan Piazza
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
...
cerebral bisexual sex offender parlour
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Abnormal Meetinghouse Messiness
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Cerise adventurous institution knife
  01/26/16
...
histrionic home corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
Violet range filthpig
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs
  01/26/16
JFC
well-lubricated bearded ladyboy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
180
Umber Useless Resort Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
cruel-hearted hell
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
histrionic home corn cake
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal Meetinghouse Messiness
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal Meetinghouse Messiness
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
180 twist
bronze territorial menage
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
THIS
obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag
  01/26/16
...
racy shitlib native
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Talented Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Talented Step-uncle's House
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
impertinent party of the first part house
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
stirring locale cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
dun dashing stage halford
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Cerise adventurous institution knife
  01/26/16
...
tripping ticket booth
  01/26/16
180
Curious deep rigpig
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
bronze territorial menage
  01/27/16
...
Violet range filthpig
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Demanding Field
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
mustard hideous nibblets idiot
  05/19/16
repost please
Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
canary travel guidebook plaza
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
mustard hideous nibblets idiot
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
cerebral bisexual sex offender parlour
  01/26/16
tyft brother
obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag
  01/26/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  01/26/16
...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  01/27/16
180.
Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  01/27/16
...
racy shitlib native
  01/29/16
...
marvelous den
  01/31/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Garnet blathering indirect expression
  02/02/16
brave
bronze territorial menage
  02/03/16
...
rambunctious set
  02/22/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Floppy casino
  02/22/16
...
Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting
  03/08/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  09/27/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  03/04/16
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  04/04/16
...
lemon chest-beating depressive hominid
  04/04/16
cr
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  04/20/16
...
rambunctious set
  05/11/16
...
180 Orchestra Pit Mexican
  05/11/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  06/17/16
...
citrine motley faggotry shrine
  09/27/16
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Violet range filthpig
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
shimmering massive people who are hurt
  10/24/16
...
bronze territorial menage
  10/24/16
i really like it here
mustard hideous nibblets idiot
  10/24/16
...
marvelous den
  10/27/16
...
Bright jewess
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Violet range filthpig
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
bronze territorial menage
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Wonderful yellow partner
  01/23/17
... ...
spruce contagious site associate
  01/23/17
...
bronze territorial menage
  07/08/17
Lol
Floppy casino
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Sable Senate Alpha
  01/16/19
...
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  02/11/17
...
bronze territorial menage
  03/13/17
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  03/15/17
...
Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon
  03/15/17
...
marvelous den
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Fishy bateful theater
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
amethyst lodge
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Pearly razzle prole quadroon
  06/01/17
...
unhinged goal in life
  06/01/17
...
Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
medicated church telephone
  06/13/17
...
Pearly razzle prole quadroon
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
theatre
  07/08/17
...
snowy death wish
  08/18/17
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  09/25/17
...
histrionic home corn cake
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Violet range filthpig
  10/27/17
...
Underhanded fighting school brethren
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Flesh
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
bronze territorial menage
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Flesh
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Bright jewess
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
fuchsia potus
  05/24/18
...
lascivious library gaming laptop
  07/25/18
...
histrionic home corn cake
  05/17/18
...
bronze territorial menage
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Beta
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
bronze territorial menage
  07/25/18
...
Cyan Hall Windowlicker
  07/25/18
...
histrionic home corn cake
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
bronze territorial menage
  01/16/19
...
Violet range filthpig
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Sable Senate Alpha
  01/16/19
Jfc
bronze territorial menage
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Violet range filthpig
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
impressive hairless queen of the night
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Talented Step-uncle's House
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Puce
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Puce
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Puce
  01/17/19
...
histrionic home corn cake
  04/08/19
...
aquamarine domesticated kitty legend
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Underhanded fighting school brethren
  04/09/19
...
Puce
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Puce
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
bronze territorial menage
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
slate slap-happy deer antler doctorate
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
bronze territorial menage
  06/03/19
...
Violet range filthpig
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Cowardly milky wagecucks
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Puce
  06/03/19
...
Claret Nursing Home Masturbator
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Puce
  08/08/19
...
Puce
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
White turdskin
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
toilet seat
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
White turdskin
  08/12/19
...
White turdskin
  03/16/20
...
brindle athletic conference
  02/02/20
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  03/14/20
...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  03/16/20
...
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  09/30/20
...
Honey-headed juggernaut dysfunction
  08/27/21
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  09/13/21
...
Violet range filthpig
  09/26/21
...
misunderstood internet-worthy community account
  10/11/21
...
Glittery faggot firefighter
  10/11/21
bump
mind-boggling roast beef cuck
  03/12/22
...
Talking Twinkling Boltzmann
  01/05/23
...
rambunctious set
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
jet insecure tank
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Rebellious chestnut
  10/13/23
...
bronze territorial menage
  01/03/24
...
histrionic home corn cake
  08/09/24
...
rambunctious set
  07/28/25
...
shivering old irish cottage
  12/29/25
...
Doobsian genital piercing
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Startling
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Glittery faggot firefighter



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Author: ruddy station



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Author: walnut ratface



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Gay wild liquid oxygen psychic

ruthless.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

Brutal

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Swollen vibrant trailer park organic girlfriend



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic pozpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: translucent reading party

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: drab gas station becky

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: odious stead



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Cerise adventurous institution knife

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Rose feces



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

EDITED too painful to contemplate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Rose feces

Cr edit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

u softbatch TTT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Cr

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser sapphire dilemma

hm

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

it's not that toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: drab gas station becky

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: electric cheese-eating indian lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Gay wild liquid oxygen psychic

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Gay wild liquid oxygen psychic

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: lemon chest-beating depressive hominid



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Cerise adventurous institution knife



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Fucking 180

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Copper supple rehab

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: cobalt big laser beams persian



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: bistre bbw

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic pozpig



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Author: tripping ticket booth



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

damn

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: boyish sticky codepig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Heady stage useless brakes

O LORD

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone property regret

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Red greedy address milk

180 KILLSHOT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Rose feces



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Lmao

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: carnelian apoplectic multi-billionaire circlehead



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Author: mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood



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Author: stirring locale cuckoldry



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Author: Metal space striped hyena



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Author: dark exciting stag film chad



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Author: bronze territorial menage



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Author: bronze territorial menage



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Author: rambunctious set



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Wine clown

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Cerise adventurous institution knife

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: twisted orchid weed whacker

ouch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Crawly pit

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Silver corner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: fragrant public bath

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood

Christ. FATALITY.

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Cocky charismatic police squad

lol u poor bastards

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: naked area idea he suggested

RIP brother

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Maroon cuckold dragon



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: misanthropic costumed dopamine antidepressant drug

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Demanding Field

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Demanding Field

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aromatic bawdyhouse



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: grizzly heaven

It actually hurt to read this

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Cowardly milky wagecucks

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Rusted splenetic trump supporter sanctuary

God have mercy.

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: High-end business firm

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: stimulating mischievous market mother

165

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz private investor double fault



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Hyperactive Cruise Ship Fanboi

chilling

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous den

art&scholarship

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: mahogany vigorous crackhouse degenerate

Good lord.

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Pearly razzle prole quadroon

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: salmon coiffed friendly grandma

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32818287)



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Author: Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: lemon chest-beating depressive hominid



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Scarlet elite preventive strike



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Disgusting Indigo Box Office Giraffe

180 existential horror



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic soggy tattoo

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: onyx sick spot

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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Aqua nudist voyeur stain

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Author: Underhanded fighting school brethren



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Angry principal's office sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: poppy provocative state

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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Bull headed factory reset button

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: jade sound barrier



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy free-loading personal credit line

And yes, you're bald

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Crotch

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: tripping ticket booth

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part house

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: cream background story jew

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Swollen vibrant trailer park organic girlfriend

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Mauve haunting really tough guy church building



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Pearly razzle prole quadroon



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: spruce contagious site associate

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: poppy provocative state

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: exhilarant lay

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: autistic laughsome mediation legal warrant

lol

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Maroon cuckold dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Red greedy address milk

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Red greedy address milk

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Red greedy address milk

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Red greedy address milk

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Red greedy address milk

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Pale Internal Respiration Wrinkle

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Maroon cuckold dragon



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: insane round eye university

Haha

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: cream background story jew

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: geriatric hyperventilating point marketing idea

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: thriller headpube pisswyrm

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: spruce contagious site associate

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: naked area idea he suggested

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Henna Immigrant

Lol oh my God

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Cocky charismatic police squad

oh no

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Magenta National

LOL

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Pearly razzle prole quadroon

JFC

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: rambunctious set

Update?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: insanely creepy free-loading personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: vivacious national security agency theater stage

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: vivacious national security agency theater stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Slimy Foreskin

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: primrose yapping hospital

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Amber Adulterous Boiling Water Water Buffalo

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Slimy Foreskin

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Sinister digit ratio



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: insane round eye university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: arousing pea-brained forum elastic band



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor pocket flask

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part house

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: ultramarine seedy center main people



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Ruby chapel

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Overrated spectacular macaca

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Glittery faggot firefighter



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: spruce contagious site associate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate fat ankles toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Pearly razzle prole quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic Kink-friendly Half-breed Son Of Senegal

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part house

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: insanely creepy free-loading personal credit line

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: poppy provocative state



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part house

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part house

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired tantric lettuce mood



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: primrose yapping hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: ultramarine seedy center main people

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Brilliant therapy trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison volcanic crater

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: comical office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Excitant Tan Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: cerebral bisexual sex offender parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Abnormal Meetinghouse Messiness

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Cerise adventurous institution knife

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse sneaky criminal

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: french razzle-dazzle roommate hairy legs

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated bearded ladyboy fortuitous meteor

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Umber Useless Resort Philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Abnormal Meetinghouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Abnormal Meetinghouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: racy shitlib native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Talented Step-uncle's House

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Talented Step-uncle's House

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: impertinent party of the first part house

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: stirring locale cuckoldry

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest big-titted affirmative action

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: dun dashing stage halford

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Cerise adventurous institution knife

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: tripping ticket booth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Curious deep rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Violet range filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Demanding Field

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: mustard hideous nibblets idiot

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: canary travel guidebook plaza

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mustard hideous nibblets idiot

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: cerebral bisexual sex offender parlour

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy nowag

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: racy shitlib native



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: marvelous den



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Garnet blathering indirect expression

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: rambunctious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Floppy casino

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue kitchen famous landscape painting



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: lemon chest-beating depressive hominid



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: rambunctious set



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Mexican



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: citrine motley faggotry shrine



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Violet range filthpig

mods please delete

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: shimmering massive people who are hurt

already preserved in the archives

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: mustard hideous nibblets idiot

i really like it here

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: marvelous den



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Bright jewess



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Violet range filthpig

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: bronze territorial menage

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Wonderful yellow partner

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: spruce contagious site associate

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Floppy casino

Lol

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Sable Senate Alpha

Holy shit.

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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Titillating coldplay fan tanning salon



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: marvelous den



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Fishy bateful theater

"i made it," he thought.

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: amethyst lodge

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Pearly razzle prole quadroon

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  unhinged goal in life



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria Kitty Cat



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  medicated church telephone

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Pearly razzle prole quadroon



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  theatre

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: snowy death wish



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Underhanded fighting school brethren



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Flesh

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Flesh

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Bright jewess

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: fuchsia potus

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: lascivious library gaming laptop



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Beta

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Cyan Hall Windowlicker



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sable Senate Alpha

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage

Jfc

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: impressive hairless queen of the night

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Talented Step-uncle's House

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Puce

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Puce

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Puce

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: aquamarine domesticated kitty legend



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting school brethren

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Puce



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Puce

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: bronze territorial menage

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: slate slap-happy deer antler doctorate

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: bronze territorial menage

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Violet range filthpig



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Cowardly milky wagecucks

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Puce

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Claret Nursing Home Masturbator



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Puce

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Puce



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: White turdskin

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  toilet seat

Does that include you?

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: White turdskin

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: White turdskin



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: brindle athletic conference



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed juggernaut dysfunction



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Violet range filthpig



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: misunderstood internet-worthy community account



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Glittery faggot firefighter



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef cuck

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Boltzmann



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: rambunctious set



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: jet insecure tank

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Rebellious chestnut

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: bronze territorial menage



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: histrionic home corn cake



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: rambunctious set



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: shivering old irish cottage



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Author: Doobsian genital piercing



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Startling

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#49548061)