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Laughsome Center
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
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Mind-boggling Library Sneaky Criminal
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
glassy indirect expression
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  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
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glassy indirect expression
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xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
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Mind-boggling Library Sneaky Criminal
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bisexual national security agency ratface
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Odious bawdyhouse
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Laughsome Center
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Laughsome Center
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Laughsome Center
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Aphrodisiac vermilion cuckold office
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
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  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Aphrodisiac vermilion cuckold office
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Laughsome Center
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Vigorous crystalline stage incel
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Alcoholic step-uncle's house mother
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Soggy university
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Laughsome Center
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Soggy university
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Soggy university
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Odious bawdyhouse
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Soggy university
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Odious bawdyhouse
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Soggy university
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Laughsome Center
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Odious bawdyhouse
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Laughsome Center
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Soggy university
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Laughsome Center
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Laughsome Center



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Medicated gaping



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Medicated gaping

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Center



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Cyan territorial famous landscape painting boistinker

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Comical partner haunted graveyard



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: infuriating very tactful fat ankles stag film



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Ebony abode



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Jet Startling Potus Ticket Booth



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: elite hospital

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Stimulating dog poop



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Library Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: glassy indirect expression

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed aromatic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: vivacious massive hall striped hyena

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: glassy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Soggy university

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: iridescent bearded faggotry

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Library Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: bisexual national security agency ratface



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Soggy university

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Soggy university

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Soggy university

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Soggy university

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac vermilion cuckold office

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Soggy university

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac vermilion cuckold office

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Soggy university

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac vermilion cuckold office

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Vigorous crystalline stage incel

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic step-uncle's house mother

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Soggy university

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Soggy university

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Soggy university

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Soggy university

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Soggy university

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Laughsome Center

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Soggy university

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Center

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Soggy university

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#49340186)