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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Alcoholic preventive strike dragon
  04/05/26
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Chocolate violent plaza
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Alcoholic preventive strike dragon
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Unholy forum
  04/05/26
...
wonderful halford selfie
  04/05/26
Lol
Stirring self-absorbed nursing home
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
silver pit
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
silver pit
  04/05/26
...
Alcoholic preventive strike dragon
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
thirsty locale
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Chocolate violent plaza
  04/05/26
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Aquamarine Weed Whacker Base
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Pungent box office
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
aphrodisiac sick set
  04/05/26
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Mahogany windowlicker
  04/05/26
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lascivious public bath
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
apoplectic snowy cuck
  04/05/26
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translucent marvelous pisswyrm
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
apoplectic snowy cuck
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
supple parlour
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
floppy pistol
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Sable shitlib
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
cracking theater
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
opaque trump supporter
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Odious business firm
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
floppy pistol
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
cracking theater
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Odious business firm
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Mahogany windowlicker
  04/05/26
...
Alcoholic preventive strike dragon
  04/05/26
...
tan curious persian lodge
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
supple parlour
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Odious business firm
  04/05/26
...
wonderful halford selfie
  04/05/26
...
wonderful halford selfie
  04/05/26
...
insane generalized bond psychic
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
insane generalized bond psychic
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Infuriating Titillating Queen Of The Night Community Account
  04/05/26
...
Alcoholic preventive strike dragon
  04/05/26
...
Unholy forum
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Scarlet trip fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
supple parlour
  04/05/26
...
Odious business firm
  04/05/26
...
sadistic indigo piazza roast beef
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Dull Talking Headpube Becky
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Unholy forum
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
embarrassed to the bone ape location
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic preventive strike dragon

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Chocolate violent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic preventive strike dragon

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Unholy forum

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: wonderful halford selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Stirring self-absorbed nursing home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: silver pit

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: silver pit

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic preventive strike dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: thirsty locale

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Chocolate violent plaza

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine Weed Whacker Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Pungent box office

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sick set

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Mahogany windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: lascivious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: apoplectic snowy cuck

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: translucent marvelous pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: apoplectic snowy cuck

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: supple parlour

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: floppy pistol

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Sable shitlib

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: cracking theater

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: opaque trump supporter

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Odious business firm

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: floppy pistol

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: cracking theater

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Odious business firm

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Mahogany windowlicker

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic preventive strike dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: tan curious persian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: supple parlour

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Odious business firm

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: wonderful halford selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: wonderful halford selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: insane generalized bond psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: insane generalized bond psychic

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Titillating Queen Of The Night Community Account

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic preventive strike dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Unholy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Scarlet trip fortuitous meteor dysfunction

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: supple parlour

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Odious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: sadistic indigo piazza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Dull Talking Headpube Becky

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Unholy forum

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ape location

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49812165)