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McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead y...
Avocado fragrant toaster
  04/30/26
the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always l...
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  04/30/26
Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly ...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired...
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  04/30/26
still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY
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  04/30/26
He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t lik...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms
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  04/30/26
Flyers all the way
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  04/30/26
They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the...
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  04/30/26
I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inje...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not ...
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  04/30/26
it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is ter...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinycha...
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  04/30/26
canada never wins the cup
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  04/30/26
They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of an...
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  04/30/26
the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t us...
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at...
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  04/30/26
McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time
Out-of-control startled athletic conference
  04/30/26
Uhhhhh false lmao
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  04/30/26
Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Chok...
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  04/30/26
Low IQ shtick
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  04/30/26
Wild > Northstars
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
What in the absolute fuck is going on here
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  04/30/26
1:0 at 13:37
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
just look closely at the Wild logo
Chocolate mother
  04/30/26
They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less t...
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  04/30/26
Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with...
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  04/30/26
Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting fo...
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  04/30/26
McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probab...
Out-of-control startled athletic conference
  04/30/26
I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level...
Misunderstood Hell
  04/30/26
Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was ...
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  04/30/26
So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the lengt...
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  04/30/26
He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like ...
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  04/30/26
Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade
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  04/30/26
My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And y...
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  04/30/26
Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring ...
At-the-ready Address Internal Respiration
  05/01/26
Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best pla...
Misunderstood Hell
  04/30/26
*Habs fans nod nervously*
Avocado fragrant toaster
  04/30/26
it's over
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  04/30/26
Jew Hyman kicking the puck
Out-of-control startled athletic conference
  04/30/26
GOLAZO
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  04/30/26
McPussy has 1 shot lol
Out-of-control startled athletic conference
  05/01/26
gorgeous shot
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  05/01/26
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  05/01/26
https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61
Olive Wagecucks Marketing Idea
  05/01/26
Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?
Avocado fragrant toaster
  05/01/26
The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terri...
Misunderstood Hell
  05/01/26
I think it's better than before. More competitive regular se...
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  05/01/26
Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other maj...
Misunderstood Hell
  05/01/26
cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. ...
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  05/01/26
Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit
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  05/01/26
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  05/01/26
oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salari...
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  05/01/26
lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt
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  05/01/26
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  05/01/26
The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carol...
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  05/01/26
Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Ta...
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  05/01/26
They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will p...
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  05/01/26
MTL-BOS will be a great series
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  05/01/26
Boston is losing tonight
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  05/01/26
Cr
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  05/02/26
Montreal is cooked too
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  05/02/26
TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo...
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  05/01/26
Bolts B's VGK
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  05/01/26
✅ ✅ ✅
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  05/01/26
Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you
Avocado fragrant toaster
  05/01/26
Beginner's luck
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  05/02/26
Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.
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  05/02/26
Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax state...
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  05/02/26
cr
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  05/02/26
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  05/06/26
TONIGHT CAR vs PHI -> Canes
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  05/02/26
Cr Canes won't choke until CF
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  05/02/26
Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't ...
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  05/02/26
I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I coul...
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  05/02/26
It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies -...
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  05/02/26
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  05/03/26
I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and maka...
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  05/02/26
Wtf why. I love those guys.
Avocado fragrant toaster
  05/02/26
Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losin...
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  05/02/26
That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is g...
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  05/02/26
...
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  05/02/26
TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN...
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  05/03/26
At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong
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  05/03/26
Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies
Soggy brilliant stead
  05/03/26
❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get...
Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike
  05/03/26
Heh. Dobes. Heh.
Misunderstood Hell
  05/04/26
✅ Crazy fucking game
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  05/03/26
Hair fully blown back
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  05/04/26
Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning t...
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  05/04/26
Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a ...
Out-of-control startled athletic conference
  05/04/26
Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks n...
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  05/04/26
Dobes is coming back down to earth
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  05/06/26
yikes
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  05/06/26
Flyers are toast
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  05/07/26
By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final
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  05/07/26
good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death
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  05/08/26
Bye bye Philly
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  05/09/26
...
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  05/11/26
Fake win
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  05/18/26
bye Buffalo ljl
Indigo duck-like giraffe national security agency
  05/19/26
God damn, fuck VGK
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  05/24/26
Team of destiny
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  05/24/26
Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anyt...
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!

Taking qs obviously.

Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49854745)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

the Oilers always get into these tough spots.

I think Vegas or Colorado will win it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855191)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.

If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855202)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855284)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855306)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855344)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855345)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855394)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: laughsome glassy clown hospital

Flyers all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855197)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855199)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855252)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855295)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855312)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855316)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: laughsome glassy clown hospital

canada never wins the cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855307)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855313)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855330)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855359)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Uhhhhh false lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855396)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855400)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Low IQ shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855408)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

Wild > Northstars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855392)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

What in the absolute fuck is going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855398)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

1:0 at 13:37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855427)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Chocolate mother

just look closely at the Wild logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855437)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855533)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Olive Wagecucks Marketing Idea

Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs.

Eichel >>>> mccrybaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855407)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.

McJesus is the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855410)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855421)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hell

I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855430)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.

McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855513)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855539)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855608)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855664)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.

No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855684)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready Address Internal Respiration

Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856921)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hell

Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855433)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

*Habs fans nod nervously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49855515)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

Jew Hyman kicking the puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

GOLAZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856157)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

McPussy has 1 shot lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856185)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

gorgeous shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856197)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Olive Wagecucks Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856329)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: Olive Wagecucks Marketing Idea

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856332)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856339)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood Hell

The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856795)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856800)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hell

Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856841)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856956)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856846)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Indigo duck-like giraffe national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856933)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856960)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Indigo duck-like giraffe national security agency

lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856878)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49856907)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.

Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857066)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa

Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857082)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857196)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

MTL-BOS will be a great series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857205)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Boston is losing tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857232)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49858959)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Montreal is cooked too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49858978)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

TONIGHT

MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay

BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo

VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857860)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Bolts

B's

VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49857929)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49858334)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49858347)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Beginner's luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49858977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Address Internal Respiration

Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859717)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859745)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859754)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Sapphire gaming laptop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49870909)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

TONIGHT

CAR vs PHI -> Canes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859753)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Cr

Canes won't choke until CF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859758)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859766)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49859794)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860230)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860871)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Olive Wagecucks Marketing Idea

I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860086)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Wtf why.

I love those guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860090)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Olive Wagecucks Marketing Idea

Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860098)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860234)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49860292)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up

COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49862297)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49862404)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Soggy brilliant stead

Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49862696)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49862835)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Misunderstood Hell

Heh. Dobes. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49863546)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

✅ Crazy fucking game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49863187)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Hair fully blown back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49863193)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.

VGK vs ANA -> Ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49865121)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled athletic conference

Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49865144)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!

I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49865199)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Dobes is coming back down to earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49870902)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49870921)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Flyers are toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49874056)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49874060)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Indigo duck-like giraffe national security agency

good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49874622)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

Bye bye Philly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49877468)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49879563)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Fake win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49889360)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Indigo duck-like giraffe national security agency

bye Buffalo ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49889629)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mauve Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

God damn, fuck VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49899255)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Team of destiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49899259)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Avocado fragrant toaster

Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anything less than MTL VGK af this point will be unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2],#49899893)