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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Trip area
  12/17/25
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vermilion kink-friendly hunting ground
  12/17/25
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Multi-colored Black Woman Halford
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
provocative frozen coldplay fan
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Trip area
  12/17/25
Boom
Hilarious police squad useless brakes
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Trip area
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Hilarious police squad useless brakes
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Trip area
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Hilarious police squad useless brakes
  12/17/25
Incredible
Trip area
  12/17/25
boom lives
Poppy ticket booth
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Trip area
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
provocative frozen coldplay fan
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Sooty spot
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Trip area
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Hilarious police squad useless brakes
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Trip area
  12/17/25
wmtp
Pale Legal Warrant
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Trip area
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Pearly Irradiated Azn
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Trip area
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Pearly Irradiated Azn
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Trip area
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Pearly Irradiated Azn
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
drab beady-eyed hell masturbator
  12/17/25
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Trip area
  12/17/25
evan39
Fear-inspiring jewess
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
vermilion kink-friendly hunting ground
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
curious tanning salon
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Trip area
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
curious tanning salon
  12/17/25
who are you
Poppy ticket booth
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
curious tanning salon
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Poppy ticket booth
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Fear-inspiring jewess
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Lilac Milk
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
curious tanning salon
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Trip area
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
curious tanning salon
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Trip area
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
curious tanning salon
  12/18/25
whokobe
Poppy ticket booth
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Trip area
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
drab beady-eyed hell masturbator
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Trip area
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
drab beady-eyed hell masturbator
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
mildly autistic stock car university
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Poppy ticket booth
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
mildly autistic stock car university
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Poppy ticket booth
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
mildly autistic stock car university
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Trip area
  12/17/25
(n00b)
mildly autistic stock car university
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
French den
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Trip area
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
snowy metal genital piercing
  12/18/25
Stfu
Trip area
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Hyperactive cruise ship
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
mind-boggling lime theater stage partner
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Dashing Nibblets Athletic Conference
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Trip area
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
aggressive coral principal's office doctorate
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Trip area
  12/18/25
Thanks.
French den
  12/18/25
Boom
Coiffed cerebral library puppy
  12/18/25
whokebe
splenetic love of her life
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Trip area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: vermilion kink-friendly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Black Woman Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: provocative frozen coldplay fan

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Trip area

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Hilarious police squad useless brakes

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Trip area

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Hilarious police squad useless brakes

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Trip area

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Hilarious police squad useless brakes

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Trip area

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Trip area

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: provocative frozen coldplay fan

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Sooty spot

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Trip area

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Hilarious police squad useless brakes

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Trip area

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Pale Legal Warrant

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Trip area

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Pearly Irradiated Azn

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Trip area

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Pearly Irradiated Azn

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Trip area

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Pearly Irradiated Azn

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: drab beady-eyed hell masturbator

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Trip area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jewess

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: vermilion kink-friendly hunting ground

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Trip area

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jewess

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Lilac Milk

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Trip area

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Trip area

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: curious tanning salon

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Trip area

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: drab beady-eyed hell masturbator

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Trip area

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: drab beady-eyed hell masturbator

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic stock car university

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic stock car university

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic stock car university

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Trip area

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: mildly autistic stock car university

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: French den

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Trip area

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: snowy metal genital piercing

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Trip area

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive cruise ship

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling lime theater stage partner

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Dashing Nibblets Athletic Conference

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Trip area

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: aggressive coral principal's office doctorate

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Trip area

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: French den

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Coiffed cerebral library puppy

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: splenetic love of her life

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2],#49519546)