\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Unbelievable how unproductive, time wasting and mindless most F500 employees are

...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
why doesn't capitalism weed them out?
Green vibrant juggernaut
  04/29/25
I really don't know. It's a great question. Maybe markets ...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
...
concupiscible station
  04/29/25
Actual capitalism would weed them out. The mutant freak neol...
razzle-dazzle flickering market
  04/29/25
Actual capitalism has never been tried!
Flatulent motley macaca
  04/29/25
...
Stirring library
  04/29/25
...
umber house
  04/29/25
...
Adventurous Chrome Nowag
  04/29/25
...
Vigorous Lilac Gunner Liquid Oxygen
  04/30/25
...
angry weed whacker becky
  04/29/25
large financialized, publicly traded corps should be thought...
Brilliant bipolar resort pistol
  04/29/25
This is an interesting theory.
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
cr the "Bullshit Jobs" book covers this aspect a l...
ungodly den elastic band
  04/29/25
That’s actually a rubbish book. I’ve covered thi...
bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse
  04/29/25
why haven't any conservatives shredded these companies for w...
Green vibrant juggernaut
  04/29/25
Most of it is him talking about the Nolan Batman movies and ...
angry weed whacker becky
  04/29/25
He spends a lot of time praising Women and attacking the dum...
bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse
  04/29/25
I think I already talked about him being a jew in my poast i...
angry weed whacker becky
  04/29/25
cr that book sucks and that guy was a Short jewish shitlib ...
Brilliant bipolar resort pistol
  04/29/25
the output of the lower retainers isn't valueless. as the co...
ebony theater stage
  04/29/25
yeah. also, the lower someone is in the retainer pyramid, th...
Brilliant bipolar resort pistol
  04/30/25
Right the actual service most companies provide is very basi...
ebony theater stage
  04/30/25
...
UMC PC gaming dad
  10/29/25
i really like it here
Razzmatazz onyx turdskin address
  04/29/25
...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
not really. you just deal with lawyers
Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water
  04/29/25
He’s perfectly describing Fake Jobs. Like 60% of F500 ...
bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse
  04/29/25
He knows this he just feels threatened.
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
With the amount of RIFs last 3 years, I think most truly unp...
Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water
  04/29/25
This is an insanely retarded POV. Large public companies ar...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
please do tell me about these jobs
Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water
  04/29/25
I don't know what you would like me to say. I interact with...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
So no examples?
Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water
  04/29/25
Would you like me to start identifying individual employees ...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
job titles would suffice (open hiring positions?).
Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water
  04/29/25
Okay let me pull a couple org. charts and some memos with th...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
tyia
Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water
  04/29/25
agreed for most fortune 500's but not for the big banks.
180 crimson hospital organic girlfriend
  04/29/25
Check whatever company you’re thinking about and the n...
bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse
  04/29/25
lmfao
A Stupid Fucking Retard Drooling
  10/29/25
I have an F100, an F500, and a startup job. Of all of them, ...
lascivious crusty tattoo legal warrant
  04/29/25
...
rough-skinned principal's office dopamine
  04/29/25
...
angry weed whacker becky
  04/30/25
...
Ocher titillating center sweet tailpipe
  04/29/25
nonstop "alignment" meetings where everyone wants ...
razzle self-absorbed masturbator
  04/29/25
Only in liberal arts jobs
bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse
  04/29/25
my company has all these fucking retarded meetings about vol...
180 crimson hospital organic girlfriend
  04/29/25
TCR
Splenetic Property
  04/30/25
Alignment is my current most hated buzzword
Vigorous Lilac Gunner Liquid Oxygen
  04/30/25
heard it used here more in a month than in a lifetime of emp...
razzle self-absorbed masturbator
  04/30/25
Are you an Engineer
bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse
  04/30/25
no but work heavily with them. even they outsource the bulk ...
razzle self-absorbed masturbator
  04/30/25
WFH’s greatest gift is that I can just skip these meet...
Glittery Digit Ratio Hall
  04/30/25
You’re gonna be terminated by an AI for misalignment
Vigorous Lilac Gunner Liquid Oxygen
  04/30/25
...
A Stupid Fucking Retard Drooling
  10/29/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890439)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Green vibrant juggernaut

why doesn't capitalism weed them out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890443)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

I really don't know. It's a great question. Maybe markets aren't as hyper-competitive as we like to pretend they are. It's a big open secret that anyone who observes these companies becomes privy to the more closely you interact with them (but there's no incentive to change the status quo because the supermajority of people within the company benefit from it, like a gentlemen's agreement that everyone just half-asses things). The average management-layer employee has a calendar full of meetings they don't contribute to but nevertheless sit in on (so they appear "busy"), 4 weeks of paid vacation that they assuredly take to the last minute, a couple weeks of fake sick time they finagle in, and they work a real 10 hours max per week putting together charts and "ideating." Projects take forever to complete; everything is constantly delayed; there are significant inaccuracies and mistakes that get glossed over by higher layers of management and leadership; there's no sense of urgency in anything unless it is externally imposed on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890453)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: concupiscible station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891413)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering market

Actual capitalism would weed them out. The mutant freak neoliberal GC clown show we have rewards them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890701)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Flatulent motley macaca

Actual capitalism has never been tried!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890830)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890856)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: umber house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891355)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Chrome Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891815)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Lilac Gunner Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893574)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: angry weed whacker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890449)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Brilliant bipolar resort pistol

large financialized, publicly traded corps should be thought of as fiefdoms made up of layers of retainers

everyone in every layer has retainers below them who serve them, all the way up to the very top. people are permitted to continue to exist within the organization to the extent that the usefulness that they provide as a retainer to others outweighs any friction or problems that they pose to others

retainers in medieval times didn't do anything most of the time, either. they just existed as parasites on the productive system around them until their lord called on them to do something, just like corporate employees with their boss(es)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890485)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

This is an interesting theory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890685)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: ungodly den elastic band

cr the "Bullshit Jobs" book covers this aspect a little. larger headcount = more important = more power. it also gives individual managers or teams the room to cut headcount later as a tool to look like they're "doing something" in a time of crisis. summary: it's all fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890740)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse

That’s actually a rubbish book. I’ve covered this iirc. He doesn’t do a very good job of delving into the BS and it’s kind of hard to do so when you’re a shitlib tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890801)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Green vibrant juggernaut

why haven't any conservatives shredded these companies for wasting shareholder money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890806)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: angry weed whacker becky

Most of it is him talking about the Nolan Batman movies and also being a jew iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890808)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse

He spends a lot of time praising Women and attacking the dumb things the military does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890839)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: angry weed whacker becky

I think I already talked about him being a jew in my poast imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891395)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Brilliant bipolar resort pistol

cr that book sucks and that guy was a Short jewish shitlib

i can't remember if he actually addressed what i described above but i stand by it as cr. anyone who has worked in these orgs can attest to this being how those orgs work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890870)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ebony theater stage

the output of the lower retainers isn't valueless. as the company grows the workforce specializes and becomes formalized. each activity of the company is spread over more and more people, so it becomes commoditized. the roles aren't useless, they are just increasingly simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891334)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Brilliant bipolar resort pistol

yeah. also, the lower someone is in the retainer pyramid, the more work they're actually doing (typically)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893093)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: ebony theater stage

Right the actual service most companies provide is very basic and can be performed in a totally rote way. Companies get complex as external relationships and organizational demands increase, hence most people push paper over email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893112)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: UMC PC gaming dad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#49385726)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz onyx turdskin address

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890817)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water

not really. you just deal with lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890835)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse

He’s perfectly describing Fake Jobs. Like 60% of F500 adult male employees with desks/computers have Engineering Deliverables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890843)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

He knows this he just feels threatened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890847)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water

With the amount of RIFs last 3 years, I think most truly unproductive jobs are gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890852)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

This is an insanely retarded POV. Large public companies are full of these positions still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890857)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water

please do tell me about these jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890865)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

I don't know what you would like me to say. I interact with and see this in management layers (especially) at F500 companies every day. The standards and tolerance for shirking / slacking / bullshit / half-assery / not giving a shit are still phenomenally high even after any sort of RIFs that have occurred. As I said above I think part of it is just tacit coordination/collusion--it benefits most people most of the time to keep things like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890879)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water

So no examples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891307)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

Would you like me to start identifying individual employees at Raytheon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891313)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water

job titles would suffice (open hiring positions?).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891318)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine

Okay let me pull a couple org. charts and some memos with their info just standby for a while hoss thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891320)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Copper Boiling Water

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891329)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: 180 crimson hospital organic girlfriend

agreed for most fortune 500's but not for the big banks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891716)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse

Check whatever company you’re thinking about and the number of employees in 2019 vs 2025. The only layoffs I can think of were in bloated af tech Firms and western game developers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890891)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: A Stupid Fucking Retard Drooling

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#49385716)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: lascivious crusty tattoo legal warrant

I have an F100, an F500, and a startup job. Of all of them, F100 is the least efficient and pays the most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48890848)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891284)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: angry weed whacker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893104)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Ocher titillating center sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891316)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: razzle self-absorbed masturbator

nonstop "alignment" meetings where everyone wants to get involved but do nothing. it's pretty amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891816)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse

Only in liberal arts jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891947)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: 180 crimson hospital organic girlfriend

my company has all these fucking retarded meetings about volunteering/discussing the strategy with people who are irrelevant to the "strategy" and inclusion meetings where we all just bullshit about our "concerns" which usually amount to "but why do I have to come into the office 3 times a week muh kids dentist appointment??"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48891970)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 7:02 AM
Author: Splenetic Property

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48892699)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Lilac Gunner Liquid Oxygen

Alignment is my current most hated buzzword

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48892700)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: razzle self-absorbed masturbator

heard it used here more in a month than in a lifetime of employment elsewhere. we even joke that it takes 5 months to align to do 5 weeks of work. what's amazing is that even if you align with a ton of people, some random person will still be pissed off that he wasn't in the loop, even though he's completely irrelevant. then there are people who make whole careers doing 100 lines of RACI, thinking this shit was even remotely useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893790)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: bronze territorial gaming laptop crackhouse

Are you an Engineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893966)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: razzle self-absorbed masturbator

no but work heavily with them. even they outsource the bulk to contractors & vendors, chiming in to "align" on shit. fucking LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48894017)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Glittery Digit Ratio Hall

WFH’s greatest gift is that I can just skip these meetings entirely now and no one notices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Lilac Gunner Liquid Oxygen

You’re gonna be terminated by an AI for misalignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#48893579)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: A Stupid Fucking Retard Drooling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718092&forum_id=2],#49385711)