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what are ur favorite small xo running gags
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) my personal 2:
- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year) - spelling boom as BOM. just feels right. |
Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: oyt tp accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49165410) |
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49165417) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178974) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Guybrush Threepwood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178996) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179004) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: Mr Right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179152) |
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Christopher Spinelli rapes children MPA being intelligent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49165420) |
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: ebere wafula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49165425) |
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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Midwit Pun Advocate (No Future) Po boys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49165509) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178963) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: fulano the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground. \ all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) "but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178976) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: fulano yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those. I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178987) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM Author: don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179005) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM Author: fulano lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious" |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.
"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"
"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"
"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?" |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179066) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179086) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.
But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck. |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179108) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179113) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179117) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179168) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179054) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!
but nope lol. amazing. |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: don't fight the hypo MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179011) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband "Which dad?" is still a banger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179156) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: chill internet user with one static pseudonym Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178986) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49178989) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) he has a very unique style that is
mesmerizing
durr durr |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: '"'"'"''" George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.
I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him. |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: fulano threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179017) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: '"'"'"''" We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179034) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179077) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179107) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179073) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179010) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179014) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179044) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179046) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179142) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Mr Right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179165) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179929) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: lex it's very small and simple, but thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179047) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Mr Right when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179172) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: business man jjc's brady email never gets old to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179056) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,.., know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."
"Anonymous"
Harvard Business School
Class of 2014 |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179222) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: fulano all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179075) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Ass Sunstein There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179114) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) we'll see what unfolds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179150) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: place feels done just jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179058) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: business man peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179062) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179080) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: place feels done That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: '"'"'"''" it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179104) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Mr Right very Anthony Bourdain-ish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179179) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: '"'"'"''" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179819) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179931) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve
wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179068) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Israel First = America Last (slop til you drop) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179081) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: '"'"'"''" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179098) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179115) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179148) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179157) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: place feels done 120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179072) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179076) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: business man evan's fake news links (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179094) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179241) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Long Hours Silver i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179130) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: cucumbers everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179153) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) clothmos being fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179173) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Mr Right i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179186) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: titus chicken Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179196) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable
obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment
I'm gay/I love men |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Bronus Swagner Replying "tp" to great lines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179799) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) Replying "tp" to great lines tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179917) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2],#49179886) |